Judge — November 27, 1886 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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Sage: APPROVED RECIPES FOR' THANKSGIVING STORIES. |_ HE first story on our list—for the principal SKELETON OF THE MODERN ENGLISH ROMANCE. Prologue: Father's death-bed scene ; Villain, non ; Hero, his brother. Bad one stuffs old man with lies “Till he disinherits t'other. ingredients a large snow-storm and a Save Open Omen > small farm-house, red preferred; to these ith seven small children; carefully abstract from the farm-house all food and firewood; rich enemy, preferably a high-tempered ; thecharacter of his grudge " may be suited to taste, but should be of long standing, heridity being generally best liked; put together with accident to small child, having the ‘squires sleigh run over child is the favorite method—and now bd * . id stir in rapidly repentance, add a widow country squ coal, flour, good turkey. Let mixture simmer a short time over a low brain fire— much combustion is not necessary — and mould in thecolumns: ofa religious weekly. This is a very inex- pensive, easily pre pared story and a fa- vorite with all who are accustomed tot Another good story much used by our best writers has as basis a shipwrecked mariner or a long- lost cowboy or west- crn miner. The ship- wrecked mariner was used originally, how- ever, and still gives best satisfaction in most A snow storm and a farm- house are put in this story also, well mixed with a lonely old couple whose only son is the mariner, cow-boy or miner, erroniously supposed to be defunct. The girl whom he was engaged to marry is also beaten in to actas a dauzhter to the old people; the principal flavoring— local flavoring — is wanted—is given by an old New England kitchen, which is well stuffed with doughnuts, mince- pies, and fowl before insertion. At this stage the story should taste somewhat melan- choly; as the doughnuts, mince pies and fowl havea contrary tendency it needs care in the | mixing to get the whole just right. Now drop | in quickly the resurrected man, stir briskly for a few moments over a fire of general emo- tion, and after it is slightly cooled ornament with a sugar picture of the wedding of the man and the faithful fiance; a sprinkling of relig- i This may be served in a secular story paper or in a popular magazine. It is more elaborate than the first, but with care in preparing it goes further and costs’ but Jittle-more, as has been proven by long experience in its use. ases, The third recipe is less popular, but for thove ‘Chapters 1 to 29: Girt ‘Weds poor youth cut off by papa; villyun loves her too, and abe Ducts her in his yacht to Joppa. Husband signs off taerehant ship ‘Ak a comimon, no-good sailor | Lands in Syria ~atrikes the soent ‘Of his wife's unnatural Jailer. prepare separately a 20: Weary hoofs, Hundred days into interior ; n—four mites off — nd dark exterior. risoned spouse Goes there, rescties her, and stabs Brother dead with hia quill toothpick! Eplloque : The court acquits tim for punet'ring villain’ vitals: ‘Then lives high on fam'ly cash, ‘And succeeds to all the tithes brotherly love, advice, and dressed SEPP, SORLYN. UVING IN HOPE. “You don't seem disheartened by hav- ing all your poems declined,” said a young lady to. her poetical friend. “No, indeed,” was the hopeful reply; “for I am_ offered every encou tm You will receive a hun- dred dollars for each poem as soon as I write as well as Holmes. HAD A GOOD HAND, Pree 5 i FR FEMUR va {CULTURES AIRY QUEEN , Eis ECEYES REFLECT ING HEAVENS BLUENESS p HER HAIR IT'S. GOLDEN SHEEN, SHE MUST DINE ‘ON ROSE LEAVES. AS IPPED IN SPARKLING DEW NOTHING MORE SUBSTANTIAL. “Draw, scoundrel!” exclaimed a veteran of the old guard, mistaking his Irish servant for a robber, and putting his hand on his sword. “OF be d—def O71 dhraw,” said the ser- vant, discovering himself; ‘don't ye see Oi'm Pat!” OETIC PALE a SWEE Re Ts & ‘A CREATURE of ANOTHERSSPH RE | WORSHIP AT HER, FEET. AS: LAS MY IDOLS SHATTERED E e AY ORAGGED DOWN WITHA J SNOW. IT MINGLES WITH THE ESE OF OTHER EARTHLY TRASH TO DINE WITH HERI DID CONSENT UPON THANKSGIVING DAY. 3 BuT TO SEE THAT ANGEL EAT |, \S IT TOOK MY BREATH AWAY, Sea HC |KCS TWO PLATES OF SOUP AN ONSTER FRY, ZESRAQRS ROAST TURKEY BY THEIPOUND “ : AWHOLE MINCE FIER BASSS, ALE St BROUGHT MY IDOL TO THE GROUND : = & caw ‘THE EXACT DISTANCE, “Oh, how that arm pains me!” exclaimed Brocket the other morning. “From what?" asked his wife. “From the shoul- iders to the hand, as near aT can judge,” he returned. who are tired of the old favorites this is quite a | taste; mix all thoroughly witn the big dinner novelty, as it has not been in use more than | in the fine house, and finally tint the whole ten years. Thechief difference between it and | coleur de rose; siftinasnov torm throughout more established stories is that a city house is | the making, and ornament with the usual sen- substituted for a country one; with the city | timents. If desired a grown daughter of the house are confounded’ new-made widow, her | widow may catch a husband while administer- children, wealth, servants, a big dinner and | ing dinner to the poor. | . inserting an idea of charity chain one ay | giving Sars sed! in well-regulated periodicals. the chairs of grasping capitalists in the same; | ___ SIGNS OF PROSPERITY. Peer the bone buttons on his underdrawers. Also | Broadway, corner 20th st. The house has been entirely re- one washerwoman swith triplet, a drunken | fitted, and has a new elevator, pew plumbing, Se. and ig husband and no soap; also seyeral other hun- | kept on both the American and European plans by the thor. . + ough hotel men, Messrs. Matthews and Pierson. Moderate gry and hopeless persons, varied according to | prices prevail, with everything of the finest grade.