Judge — November 20, 1886 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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, Judge’s Charge. : ¢ VERMONT YEARNS FOR HIM. Phelps, minister, had better represent this nt in the state of Vermont, Nature for that position and no other. e, Phelps! you can be a toady here just as easily as elsewhere. CRUEL, CRUEL MAN! is says he cannot admit that his was a lost caus Does this old man want to break Uncle Sam's heart and blast the union sent ment of the entire country 2 Ah, what merci less, exasperating, long-continued cruelty here! OBSERVE THIS CAUTION. There is no good reason why shouldn't shave Detter than a man cate busi ly fitted t pro- ing for it and are willing n that way. But there is one must be observed. They mustn't ntance with all their customers. a woman It is deli- DR. FRANCES CLEVELAND. Mr. Cleveland should ha cepted that col- lege degree. He would have found it very soothin: when he stepped down from and out of the first office And if he hadn't wanted it for himself he might have given it to Mrs. is and, who graduated from the Buffalo high school with the highest honors and sub- sequently married to the same effect NEVER TO BE FORGIVEN. mes Russell Lowell says he has suffered because of that inter It will thus be seen that the late earthquake didn’t amount to much after all, The Bulga- ian trouble may bring about a dreadful ar, but what will that be in comparison with ‘Sirreparable injury? Tt is to be hoped that the day of judgment is not to be hastened, but it inevitably must be unless Party WITH LANTERN—" T wouldn't go into th house just now if I wuz you. silenced the missis, and the boys is gaggin’ th nt get yerself into trouble. Just set down on that top step a bit an’ cool off. oung Mr, ble injur: with gory in sackcloth and ashes or hands into a premature grave. THE MAN WHO COULDN'T. The court saw this man before election. H mein with the strut of a boss track hand, nil a great yei rning for revenge was writte You see we has Hawthorne atones for the irrepara- rushing | on his frowni “We are about t monstrate.” he remarked, pointing his fin angrily at the court. ‘The demon rum must be got rid of, and 28a means to that result’ we shall destroy the party of falsehood and hy- pocrisy—I allude, si inated Republican. | ‘Merey!" shrieked wouldn't” “But we will!” he exclaimed in a deep, {harsh voice. ‘We shall leave neither hide nor hair of ye! The hour has come. ‘The pe- | ried and the men have met And as he passed out there was a smell of sulphur in the air, and when his tracks were closely inspected they indicated the split hoof and logically the tail that drags behind. The dreary days went on and in due season the ballot-be were opened with the usual 4 | fear and trembling, and tne results announced. | Next day there crept into the court’s pre: a withered. consumpt with a piping voice and an air and expression of sorrow and chagrin. “Have you been through a too demonstrat- ive Democratic caucus?” asked the court sym- pathetically. ‘* You seemhurt. Er—have we met before ¢” “T used to boss a gang,” he said. am not proud. been forgotten.” “Too true, too true,” remarked the court sadly. ‘And that destruction you promised us—has it arrived ?” “There was a failure to connect,” he said, shivering. ‘The demon rum blocked the and the other fellers misplaced the switch. The weather notnice. Aud finally the in- spectors of clection were bribed to ve the SIGNS OF PROSPERITY. | York, and people in puns el at t Broadway, con fitted, and has a nj kept on both t ough hotel n prices pret to the organization de- the court. ‘You nice looking: little man “Bat I The weather is cold and have e good things e| INVISIBLE WATERPROOF. off of ve: . O'Raffert ¢ in me to mak nt won, but it w Mr. OT.--") and it's spirits enough Tha y. Ther rain’s nothing but w ‘e me whole person water-proo FURNITURE VS. SATISFACTION. Furnished by DE Tors Folly char sence I'se bo! De Graaf & Tayle gets intoe it w'en he GRAAF & TAYLOR, 47 and 49 West 44th St., N.Y ! Ain't dis nice?’ Specs I nebber had so much yn. Sence missus got her fu'nitare fum dat fu m pr ahe 5 to’ dis room; but I jessguees I she ai