Judge — October 9, 1886 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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in A BROKER'S BIBLE KNOWLEDGE. Sox—" Who was Esatt father 7 TuuET BOKER“ Well, let me see rights Ji ing ‘cornered’ ‘him, and cero nacl lett oe die “market” a Esau went ‘short on his birth- all the * pottage. er sk your mother, boy. ordance than prevails in the un ly and unregenerate mansions—mean- ing moStly the baby, but meaning the woman as well? What has the court done?) Why iably select him for their malev- she'll be too your is true enough that ich execute the m: heaven through tribulati but, oh yeangels and ministers of grace! this is too much—too| much birthday, and begins to think 1g the stage for good. ke her sticks a little livelier, well tour we r Bones— Mistah Bung | starter, kin yo' tol me wif wha’ kind Me wood ole Ni ‘oer builded wueny. ied “0, ain't [ glad?’ [ heard Maud say ; “A brand-new brother came to-da Titertbeular = “No, Mr. Bones, I'm sorry to sa With what kind of wood, Mr. Bones, did Noah ! | build the ” Bones—** Chestnut.” Interlocutor— will now sing that touching ‘No Flies on Mother's apa was out—we did not need him— not. For luckily mamma was there Of this sweet baby to tal Put on his dolly clothes and feed hin.” BIRI care, JUDGE AND THE PLAY. “The Maine line "—Fish-line. ec +, or | TOO TRUE. Clara Morris is apprehensive ; she hasn't been so well for twenty years, and almost wishes she were sick again to see how it feels. “What's the meaning of ‘an airy nothing’? asked little Johnny of his bachelor une “4 woman's no, my boy,” was the crabbed reply. Mary Anderson may have thrown us over for the checkered Briton, but her memory is| still enshrined in our hearts; her picture now appears upon a new brand of whisky. = HIS UTTLE JOKE. Josephine wasn't sold by her sisters half as — ng Mr. Hearld was by his backers) “Say, uced him to monkey with the Johnny, pa,” said little “why @ that Mile, Ai- If Aimee doesn’t} |heard yi Hong a’ ve Dusinessend of | bleralw the highly cul- ou g tured Mr. Sul- hunting |livan. thinking of theday of judgment ?” it up to bed!” cried old Brown, around for his chestnut bell. elled Johnny, dodging his sis- © is always waiting for the | The narrow, neelike fig- jure now prev- Jalent upon th last trump.” HIS IDEA OF PURIFICATION, “What do you think will be done to the stage is theef-| women in purgatory so as to make them fit for fect of the heaven 2” asked a pert young lady of a crabbed |present cut of old bachelor. usages— beg] They willall have their tongues cut out,” jpardon — cor yeplied the ungallant olds mp. sages, - = DOMESTIC ECONOMY. Young Montague (to Capulet)— “Yes; my g' jt out to me P that we can live comfortably on seventy cents voung has been figuei and then, Young Capulet (to young “Well, T suppose you ¥ wedded bliss and t soon then Young Montague—* Yes, yes. T think that irl has some determination, and I told her I she had tu do now was to scramble around and get the seventy cent Montague)—- 1 be going in for ahere 0 Es at sort of thing pretty nd gi some are sum: + girls and |someare plain, ~ home: nd pang the: TWO BEATS THAT THROB AS ONE, She (in soliloquy at seashoré)—" Well, T J suppose I've got to give up flirting and go home and mar r, stupid old Teddy, as that is the su id altogether hateful thing to do,” He (in soliloquy in town)—“ Well, Tesup- pose Carrie will be happening along before long, and then good- to all the nice little loafs with my former girl. Pity all the n rs are mel gible and all the eligible girlsare jnow having a joyous. picnic, with lemonade and all the fix-| lings — thrown} Jin, isthe crush: ing chorus girl. 1 It is rumored | inee has just ipassed her twenty - eighth of marrying and | soap sway b: fev and to the comt of your prure*La Belle toile ~ Rovgurr Toner Soar, cent stock, with ola ed for Vellet. Bett anid de nade by the time her] Bre nyt ie ealaoe st: comes around HE KEPT HIS VOW. “Mr. Pepper |_| TRamp—“ Great grief! Is that yerself, Why, I once swear that you would’ ne ickey ? joa bit of work as ormer tramp)—*So I did. That's the reason I