Judge — October 2, 1886 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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WW want, the earth ¢ | It is such mouths as th Emily Soldene and Marsh: Wilder that make a man feel thankful that he is of pretty good size himself. Soldene’s mouth may be cut low in the neck and gored at the sides, but it is backed by an enormously fetching voice which goes a great way toward making | | up for the | jof Flavius Anicius Justinianus | to find a subject for “ Theodo Tt seems too bad that while was out there among the ba numbers he |and become acquainted with Ben- jamin Franklin Butler, America quity, but when there is anyth: modern lying around on the sur- f she generally gets there. nt on ‘top of the and the Maine election we h: da-Palmer neering the advent of another young aspirant for operatic hon- ors. It may be interesting to know that the new-comer is of that delicate construction whieh. in after years is addicted to wear- ing bustles and talking back the hired girl "Oi told me bye, tn Oh, but didn’t Oi giv Nat Goodwin expressed the Begorra, he'll moind that lopinion some time ago that the | first requisite of a successful ball | game was to kill the umpi That was in the haleyon days of the national game. If he were ca ‘alled upon now he would | no doubt amend his original resolution by! g out all after the word ‘ kill” and ii ‘the whole blasted New York nine TO MY TAILOR, ©, lord of cloth that fa wi I praise thy kingship more than I What though with thy pers I dare not the immediate That all of next week's salary is But since a bard's above the average man, And I thy praise in mbies sing— Thy infinite worth With merciful eye 1 With gentle hand at once receipt the thing, And take it out ad libitum in verve XM LEVY. KEEPING THE GROWLER FULL. , “Well, well,” said Mrs. Malaprop, laying down the paper, ‘what a lot of beer these baseball players must drink. I see it costs the New York club thousands of dollarsevery year | for their pitcher.” NOT THE MORAL FORMULA. Judge—* You both signify your desire to en- ter into wedlock then ? Rural couple—* Yes. Judge (a forgetful man)—"* Well, then I pro- nounce you man and wife, and—er—may God avemie: : : = Ce ‘am : for T use Sapoli have merey on you both Gia Cerjaialy, ma'am BETWEEN CASES. Theft is not confined to stealing mor JFing soapewhen they are askesl for Sap ir goo! fame "And besides ‘aod an honest community “Held by the Enemy ”—Another Yankee schooner. “A Living Lie Weste Its -The skipper thereof. thet Manhattan Ele Wabash—and now Edith K WHAT IS SAPOLIO ? brent ana tv the on Ls he dry. To use it fs to val n Union, fie, didn’t jump the fence | isn’t much on anti-| "| few steppes. that is the least common form of theft net infrequent! ‘Should turn away from all such practices tld, handsome cake of scouring soap, ACCOMMODATING, BUT EXASPERATING. THiS 1S ar \BUSY DA) a y BUSY MERCHANT (hears be Whateler want?) Hurry up; I'm bu Voice FROM MAIN OFFICE '(sweetly}—" Hello! < that fifteen seventy-tw« . M. (nervously)—* Ye wor” Doyouthink *Whatcher pre sweetly)}—"* W-e I 20. (still 1, -o-ur ‘prh-o-n-e, Good rt t-e-t-t-i-n: TAKE JONES'S BALM. Jupak—What's the matter with calling C ton the Quaker city instead of Philadelphia Chicago, Sept. 9, 1886. Ded. R. (Dear sir, have you been troubled in this long ?—Ed.} HE GOT HIS INSTRUCTIONS. Russian general— Here, lieutenant, this dispatch to General Ohcomeotf at M and see that you get back by 4 o’cloc |afternoon.” Lieutenant—" But, general, it is fifty miles to Moscow, Russian general—‘* Nonsense; take it's only a all the paint in this kitchen with tha and you mu: but I was wondering whether such a thing was possible.” sell other cheap steal our . honest pur- determine not to representing them to be the genu hey cheat their customers. Honest mere! a ich has no equal for all securing acest RS elt Napotto, At el paint, mak the cn tu he say. Bera clever Iittle house: fF fovitations, “There ts vat one Sapolio. comicbooks.com