Judge — September 18, 1886 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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SUBLIME RESIGNATION. “What under the sin have clothes. The neighbors all say yo Haim of the Court. atest af newspaper achievements is| ability to lie about them. The gi the | The recent earthquake was due to sé causes, but the chief of them was this—it wanted to quake. Mr. Wolfe in behalf of prohibition—* You | just make out that cheque or TI prohibit the | entire performance.” | A paper syn ie prohibitionists ** impulse.” te wall for thei to put it on exhil sionally ? Miss Louisa Cash of Tennessee, eaten nothing for three months, to present a deplorable exhibit of the business situation who has would seem Richard Proctor says the solar system has a central engine ; so that if there is any disturb- ance there we must consult Chauncey M. Depew about it. The Atchison Globe s looking St. Louis girls” are about to open a barbershop in Atchison, — Good-looking ? What nonsense is this ? vs that ‘two good- The Norristown Herald a horse should not be permitted te make an ass of itself. The saints presery is there a horse in the ld that is such a The princess Beatrice having grown heavy and dull, we should observe the evil influence of ill-assortes od unions but for the fact that Mr, vy and dull too. A woman has been elected master workman ofa Ch o branch of the knights of labor. We should think there ought to be in this either a change of or a change of title. A recent newspaper has a poem entitled “The Lost Song ;” but doubtless some idiot will advertise for the iissing music just as if its absence were not a inerciful dispensation The proposition that Aimee is turning her | trousers, .| spirit of some Indian having affection for fire- attention to English slang is prepost- | | erous. Of course we get all our best slang from Paris, and she can give us | points as to every word of it, | A SAD ITEM FROM THE SHORE. | Ra r the assistance of | | adrowning man two maidens with a boat permitted him to perish. He ) nd death is a small thing in comparison with mod- esty. Sedgwick being a mugwump, we | don’t believe he was intoxicated atall. Hehad merely to exhibit himself in | his natural guise to warrant all the mean things that have been said about | him. | assar girl graduated successfully | and went home to St. Louis to clope with her father’s coachman. "Tis ed- cation forms the common mind | now bend the twig and let it fall be. » |i body of little Teddy O'Boyle was washed is morning within full view of his sidence,”—Daily paper. Poetry of the p-rest-in-this-be- som kind is invariably declined here, unless indeed its author is In that case it may b You | if the mode of expression ise ntddo."” | decorous. , ba : Wendell Holmes having returned, ti ntire faith that New England will go y on to her manifest destiny, always pro- viding there are no carthquakes there nobody tries to cheat anybody out of ten except in a Christian w The Sun says the late was due to an extinguished interior sun which writhed in an effort to burst its crust. bly, possibly A Chinese woman in San F f Ben Butle idiots plied for a divorce from her American husband, A Paris paper says Ada Sweet was removed The fact of his being willing to m ye of {from her office as pension agent beeause she | the kind of Chinese women that come Srole;poetey; _Thint isnps trues ought tohave been a sufficient eause fordivorce valliable tun’ here as:to.thavtrite i | before the consummation of the partnership. offensive partisanship. If y in the alternative Possi- but we lay it to that campaign | nator Hearst does s an American ity of Mexico he will to select & from to mi A famous lady rested medium was recently for intoxication, Undoubtedly ar the watter had possession of her, but she had to pay ter fine just the same. If John C. New of In revive the scandalous _ falsehood regarding | and Mrs. Blaine y profit to him: | asa gentleman he as | With hhorse-stealing and hunged to the nearest 1a thinks he ean kamp-post. SAD ENOUGH. €, ew as to be entire: ly fresh + proph- ets predicted the carth- quake, but they located | it m the next century. One can't always be urate about little things like d One has to pay too much at- | tention to the work of punting for fail-| Dilke | will become an active journalist. The first principle of journal- ism itious- ness, and if Sir Chi is thus equipped he will stab himself to death with a lead-pen- cil five minutes afte he takes the chair. les me: do not tum away and le: make some allowance comicbooks.com