Judge — September 18, 1886 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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AT A RESTAURANT IN THE SUMMER, Waiter, | | yere’ is wet.” “Oh! sir, that’s because it’s the | best kind—good * cries at this season. | “Oh! then TI wait till it’s a litle: | more cheerful.” vk here; this: *yru: * always 1m COURT. * You saw the prisoner when he fired the shots 2” . Tsaw hin | How far were you from him 2” “When he fired the first shot, I rbout five paces off.” * And when he fired the second 2° * About five hundred . * asked one of | them, ng a good deal about X . He's be quite | | famous the last six months. | © Nothing strange about that, as ppens to be just that length of time since he died.” | | Cash in all ye + Jee Christopher! if [could only catch that) fore you come hor monster I might ¢ in for the twenty thousand § dollars that Barnum offered.” woker chips be- } ; Wr room Stop up the hole in the back fence. the rest put together, you insist upon retaining OUR: MODEL SERVANTS him.” *Umph “They say, Grover, that you think of serting me for that aged spinst Us her self Demoe! Have I not ‘ou my | best affections ?” “Umph ! | ri Wi i. : \ ion. 1 1 | If you use the cars during the busy hours ¢ have the same opinion. but only time | oy cuys keep in the centre of the crowd, where can tell whether it is correct or not. The cool- . it is soft ness of the atmosphere bespeaks snow. \* “Look here, Joseph; I've been ringing an hour and you've only just come.” Well. if T hadn't been here n r wh might have rung a good while longer. ven RULES OF THE BIG BRIDGE. E Ladies will please not loiter around the ‘A FAMILY DISCUSSION. “You don’t mean to say,” stid the wife, “that you've really invited that fool of a Brown to dine here gently replied the husband: as only after Id me he had x of dyspepsia and couldn't NOT A NOVELTY AT THE SEASIDE. 1W A-ORAWING-ROOM. “Whata charming person that Mile. Clothilde is!” remarked a gentleman. “How pretty; how agreeable, and what a graceful dancer To which one of Mile. Clothilde’s dear- | est lady friends replies : | Bat what a pity that her interrupted just as she was | commencing to learn to read!” AWAY BACK. Baron Balandour was refer ancestry. “Have you any f asked some or but one thing ain—my great grandfather commanded the unpe- rial guard under Louis XV. “TL believe you,” retorted Barbig: * As forme, [had a grandfather who was something of an antiquarian. He dis- red a bust of Napoleon among the ashes at Pompeii.” ng to his is cer The chestnut belle. | ticket window, trying to | tobace “What kind of paper would be best for this Hesnaxsp—* Fly paper.” ng each other up for the fare. N 5 allowed, > but the conductors are per itted to saturate the platform with juice. a policeman is off duty « good night’s rest he ex with the man on the beat. nd wishes to nges places Any person detected in the act of breaking down the bridge or stealing the towers will be thrown overboard without time being allowed for prayers. | ies wishing to pull up their stock- ten their shoes wil please do so | on the steps, as there are non them in the ladies’ room, If you trip while you are running for it is no use swearing at the steps, ustomed to that after they the first day. had been the No gambling will be allowed on the young man detected in pennies to see who will pay the fare will be arrested on the | spot. Mothers with nursing children will please not make themselves at home in the cars; but if the kids are determined to k the growler they will please use a bottle. Ladies will please not pass audible com- ments on the relative hanging of their bustles while in the room set apart for their use, as the apartment has a most wonderful echo. J. J. O'CONNELL. When your wife is out resist the temp- tation to overhaul her old letters and other Dead sea fruit. comicbooks.com