Judge — September 11, 1886 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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SHiage- PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. President ~ Se so Bw eB Vice-President M. GREoonY ). W. Houmrs, Je Paepenick Manager Advertising Manager TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS: UNITED STATES AND CANADA. IN ADVANCE, One copy, one year, ork numbers, . One copy, six months, of Baumbera, ss One copy. forisweeks, oe ee Single coples 10 cents each. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., FRakin: esvars. 27.7. Fer Ievar is for sale regularly at the American Ex- change in Paris and the American Exchange in London. WHEN A MAN remarks pat! “ally that he is undone it is a declaration to the effect that he is too fresh. Iris THOUGHT that th the Sun will begin to run George Washing for president next week. AWICK, special to Mexico, i of those enterprising lights of politics that burn themselves at both ends, IT TAKES many columns in the Evening Post every week to show conclusively that the Maine statesman isn’t worth mentioning. A CORRESPONDENT who has read Mr. Blaine’s latest utterances wants to know where Mr. Blaine stands on the prohibition question. H'm! We think he does too. A MAN in Naugatuck chopped a live frog out of acake of ice. We are not superstitious, but in all human probability Ben Butler will run on the greenback ticket next time. IT 1s TO BE NOTED that Mrs. Folsom has caught no fish. We do not care to question the accuracy of the reporters, but the habits and prejudices of fish are infernally curious. A. R. Parsoys, writing from his prison cell, challenges any one to show that he ever advo- cated the destruction of life and property. V do not know that he did’ Possibly he merely provided the bombs. WE HAD SUPPOSED from numerous reports that the charming Mrs. Frank Leslie had reached the stage belonging to divorce, but it appears from more numerous reports that she isn’t even going to marry him. Some Day it may be discovered by strikers that murder and outrage do not neces i vance wages or human rights. We are that the opposite opinion prevails in Ulster with respect to religion, but it is incorrect. Mr.- Cuttina Must cut stick. Nobody aged misfortune of} Jcares for him. But all the same the dignity | and honor of our flag have been insulted b: Mexico, And if Mr. Bayard doesn't under- stand that he had better cut stick too. | Mr. STEDMAN says this century is the twi- |light of the poets, This is such an obvious reflection on the author of ‘‘’Ostler Joe” that we should think he would feel like slaughter- ing Edmund Clarence with a two-edged poem of at least twenty verses. Your unc.e Epaunps is devoting himself to He attends all the fairs and says gs thereat. It is his opinion that be best accomplished by the eradication of weeds and James G. Blaine ; and indeed that is the opinion of your uncle John Sherman too. IT WAS OUR PURPOSE to naturalize Irving and Terry. There ought to be some restitu tion for the apparent stealing of Mary Ander- son. There is, however, a silver lining to the prevailing cloud. We have great satisfactior in learning that the lady last mentioned is growing stout. Revenge weet. she come back to us with such rotundity that she won't know herself from a pair of twins. THE QUALITY OF WIS ENTHUSIASM, Mr. Wolfe, prohibitio ernor of Pennsylvar andidate for gov. will make speeches all A COOL Far“rr— Well, now that you've got it, get Bov—“ all right. the raising of good corn and large pumpkin can | lover the state at $25 a speech and expense Thrift mixed with reform, that is thrift indeed. “ Heaven save the commonwealth xclaims Wolfe with great fervency. ‘‘ Make out your little cheques before you lift the curtain. Th |curse of liquor must and shall be removed. | Twenty-five dollars, gentlemen, or no show.” COMMON GROUND FOR VIOLENCE. In the stock exchange we have the nearest approach to liberty that is reached on this continent. There is true equality. There men smash each other’s hatsand faces and disfigure ‘h other with th umbrellas, and no law so mean as to cry ” Our esteemed fellow-citizen: an and | Herald, can go to that institution and fight to afinish if the finish means death to both of them—though the expensiveness of funerals would seem to suggest that they cease before reaching that extremit: ight be a good idea to settle our Me difficulties there. It would save expense and gore. We shall think of it. When Mr. Evarts was questioned regarding his recent accident he said, ‘I have no views to report.” | “But,” said the questioner, “you surely know whether there are any bones broken.” said Mr. Evarts, rubbing his shins, REQUEST. away and don’t ever dare come here agai But say, old man, come and give me a lift across the field, will yer comicbooks.com