Judge — August 28, 1886 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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4 Aidpe- Mui of the Court. The woman who doesn't hesitate is found. Mugwump auctioncering—Going, goin last chance—Magone. To the millions who send poetry tothe Jupce} —Burn that contribution. It is sometimes remarked in Buffalo that Lockwood but Grover wouldn't. To Uncle Edmunds—If th pluck it out. blood, Lieutenant Henn presents more feathers than fuss, and we do suspect that on Sunday he lays two. _ an The chief purpose of the Suni is to show people precisely wh not to read, ‘A western publisher presents the proposition in Holland that in the midst of Life we are Patent, N.Y. Notwithst have no hesitation in sa; Joseph W. is Drexelent. Alfred Tennyson 83 in wee " This is has written in ten years. comb offend thee James G. Blaine is in search of y newspaper they ought nding reports to the contrary, we] ing that the heaith of “T like my mutton ally the finest poem he fiand, Evidently thinks there shouldn't be | punishment before death either. ture of the saved will be so ethereal music of the future will have to be The Hartford Times says Roscoe Conkling wears a night-cap in bed. That is nothing. Ww dozen of them. Mr. Dorsheimer killed off Mr. Tilden in his little Star some days before the formal de- parture. It was labor thrown away—and how sad that always is ! Saratoga has few charms in comparison with the popular bathing places, there to get in the swim. Necessarily at Sa toga the swim must get into you. Somebody nominates Henry Watterson as There Democratic votes, it would be the next Methuselah. | being too man: |far better to make him the o1 Let us amend. nal one. now in this country, is that cc makes his audiences resemble Oliver Twist. So, too, of our own Patrick who officiates at Coney The court must have order. have known men to go to bed with half a| 's so impossible | relati Herman Mohr, the Berlin musical director npetent that he | Clinton prison. They are undoubtedly true. People who desire to be comfortable had better conduct themselves so that they will be able to put up at almost any other place. Men growl if they are likely to perish of a woman's tongue. But death is inevitable, and that is the easiest trouble that any man ever died of. in a newspaper correspon pman at a bathing re in her complexion, bee: many instances the salt sea air leaves no com- plexion at all—nothing but the possible ability to blush. It is not nic to tell of a was attired ¢ The Mrs. Robinson of Somerville, Mass., who is supposed to have poisoned eleven of her es must have been an importation from the wicked south. | No New En; jwould be guilty of such villainy ‘cause it wouldn't be safe. At afternoon teas in Bar Harbor it is stated “that men drop in in their flannels.” W: not pretend to understand the accuracies of summer amusement, but heretofore it has been the ambition of the man in th: dornment to quietly drop out. state of una- Mr. Depew’s little speech to the emperor was not good. aged For instance, it was The girl at the| made up of a few words when it ought to have Christine Nilsson has become the countess Miran » just as Swede. The health of little Dan Lamont is almost and by this name it is believed that door-bell remarks to the unwelcome visitor, | filled a column, It made his majesty sud “Not to hum.” It is the court's general order | There was just enough of it to show how good |to the always welcome populace not to hum it would have been to have had much more |too much. as bad as the politics of his official superior. Is it possible for him to recover ? Man is not cunning by 1 He is stupid ‘ : bak and unsuspecting and confiding, If he had There being peace and fairly good conduct half the meanness and stupidity that women in Ulster, it is surmised that the cause of credit him with how charming he would be in religion is deplorably quiescent. their sweet eyes. Bob Ingersoll defends scoundrels with" great! There are charges again against the fare in | OLD CHOCOLATE’S | Target Practice, | WARRANTED FAST COLORS. De yman | hurries at sun set. Little hooks ca mighty big fish. finds De less yo" know de less yo’ ull hab toe hoss dat tote oats De bellowin’ cow dvan’ al- lus gib de mos’ milk. De man w’o tells ony one lie gits intoe trouble. obody values de moon w’'en de sun shines. __ Jones, caught in a shower, purchases one of those nice, cheap, fifty-cent gingham umbrellas and prides i ty home. himself upon his economy But he doesn't feel quite so proud when he reaches “Take my word for it,” says Mrs. Kate Chase—** when women nt to vote they will vote, and no power on earth can stop them True enough; and when women want to talk they will talk, so that this agitation for what they don't want will proceed without the slightest interruption. OLD cHOcoLATE’s Target Practice. Wren 3 look on, worck is De blin’ man eats many | fly an’ am none de wiser. Ef yo! let de thief pick his own — gallows he ull nebbah hang. Ef all de thieves war caugh' ‘ud s'port de peniten cherry t wo Noone calls de hen boast ful ef she cackles aftal layin’ an Money ud ite < | ez lively ef hit war so clumsy dat we ud hab toe tote hit in a truck. 4. AL WALDEN comicbooks.com