Judge, 1886-08-14 · page 13 of 16
Judge — August 14, 1886 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertisements and filler content**, typical of Judge magazine's layout. The main satirical content appears in small sections: **"His Next of Kin"** (center): A joke about a struggling author. An editor offers to publish his article but asks where to send payment. The author, despondently, suggests the editor use his son's address instead—implying he'll be dead before the magazine actually publishes it. This satirizes the notoriously slow publication timelines and poor payment practices of magazines. **"Court Journals" section**: Brief satirical quips about public figures. It references **Rose Cleveland** (President Grover Cleveland's sister, who served as White House hostess) as an editor who removes advertisements, and mentions the **Dilke scandal** (Sir Charles Dilke, a British politician involved in a divorce scandal with Mrs. Crawford). The remainder is straightforward period advertising for patent medicines, clothing, and household goods—a major revenue source for magazines of this era.
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You had bet- ter let ne know where to send the check.” AUTHOR (despondently)—‘' Perhaps I had better leave you my son’s name and address, as I will probably be dead before you publish the article.” COURT OURNALS. Rose Cleveland is the only editor who blue pencils the advertising department. Good morals require the suppression of Sir Charles Dilke and Mrs. Crawford. They should be suppressed even if thereby the circulation | _ of the Sun is totally ruined. DECISIONS HANDED UP, Talk is cheap—unless you employ a stenog- rapher.—Somerville Journat. John L. Sullivan is fist in war, fist in peace, and fist in the hearts of his countrymen.—Burlington Free Press. If anybody knows of an able-bodied rain-storm loafing about the country, let him send it to Omaha.—Omaha Herald. It is a curious fact that the sun never shines so hot on the baseball grounds as it does on the har- vest field.—New Holland (Pa.) Clarion. 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