Judge — July 17, 1886 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE. ; BUSINESS, _ . one lawyer of another the other day. ‘“I] ‘‘ Yes; he said I kept too heavily loaded.” Mar. X. (to her locksmith in Paris)—‘ The | know of course that he is a good business man| ‘And so he fired you, eh ?” key you made for this door doesn’t lock. Make |and married into a high family, but is he in-| ‘t Yes; and I went off.” it fit. Here are the three francs and a half|telligent 7” you charged.” “No, sir, Why he was accepted the other ON THE WAR PATH, Pardon. If madame really wants it to|day as juror in a murder case.” De Jones (languidly)--" There's that old fit it will be a little more. = flame of yours across the street, and isn't she = just dressed to kill!” NOT BRIGHT. “Did the boss give any reason for discharg-|_ MERRiTT (who knows her too well)—“ Yes; “Is Swizzles a man‘of any brain ?” asked |ing you ?” said a friend to an ex-barkseper. I see she's got her paint on.” - NEW YORK’S PET BASEBALL CLUB—PART 2. 1 Corcoran. NURSERY RHYMES, There was an old maid of Belrutter Who loved oleomargari But she soon got She could not get about, ‘So they toted her round on a shutter, SAVE YOUR EGGS. In this benighted country if an egg is put on the table more than a fortnight old a little trouble is likely to arise, while in China an egg is not consid- ered really first-rate till it is at least two years old. Truly we may learn something from John. ‘A TOUCHING APPEAL | CHILD (about to be spanked)—** Oh, mamma dear! ; do wait till ‘winter, it makes me so warm in sum- mer !” “ Buck " Ewing. BLISSFUL ANTICIPATION. LILy (to her governess)—‘t You say, Mademoi- selle, that when I go to heaven I shall be per- fectly happ: “Yes, darling; the good Father will grant you everything you ask Him.” “Then I shall certainly ask him not to give me any more governesses.” | | HER POWERFUL ORBS, A dude was holding forth on the passionate warmth of his lady-love's glances “Why, by only looking at a thermometer she sent the mercury up three degrees !” It is the bootblack who improves the shining hour. O'Rourke. ‘A GREAT LEGAL PRINCIPLE. | WITHOUT FATIGUE OR ANNOYANCE. ! ‘A SPRING IDYL. Brown, a lawyer who intends that his son| Two loungers on the Paris boulevards are| “\‘ How long will you care for me ? ll follow the same honorable profession, is | conversing. giving him a few hints, and concludes : “Tam leaving Paris, my “In short, my dear boy, never forget this| propose fundamental principle—In pleading at the|Greece. Will you come with me %” wd? bar it is not necessary to be convinced that} ‘No, thanks; I prefer to see it all through |munty & you have the right on your side, but to be/the stereoscope. able to convince the jury.” by insect compagnons de voyage.” “ Ask the two-cent bunch of violets how long dear Maurice, and|/ts perfume will last !” ing Spain, Sicily, Sardinia and Prof. Doremus on Tollet Soaps: 1 You have demonstrated (Nat a PERFECIAY pure soap may be fitherefor cordially comment to tutes and 8 Kec ipencral the employme epures * totic over any adulterated articte.” Lente One is not so much annoyed (Cuas, 8 Hioorxs’s “ La BrLue " Bouquet Tower Soar, Being made trom cholcest stock, with a large percentage of ‘GLreuaitm, is specially sdapted for Tollet, Bath and Lateats %q* comicbooks.com