Judge — July 17, 1886 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE. : 4 BUSINESS, it fit, He you charged.” * Pardon. fit it will be a little more. NOT BRIGHT. . one lawyer of another the other day. ‘I Mr. X, (to her locksmith in Paris) —“ The | know of course that he is a good business man you made for this door doesn't lock. Make |and married into a high family, but is he in- re are the three francs and a half |telligent 7” “No, sir. Why he was accepted the other If madame really wants it to|day as juror in @ murder case.” “Did the boss give any reason for discharg- “Is Swizzles a man‘ of any brain ?” asked |ing you ?” said a friend to an ex-barkeeper. “Yes; he said I kept too heavily loaded.” “ And so he fired you, eh ?” “Yes; and I went off.” ON THE WAR PATH. De Jones (languidly)—‘t There's that okl flame of yours across the street, and isn’t she just dressed to kill!” Merritt (who knows her too well)—‘ Yes; |I see she's got her paint on.” THE CAUSE OF IT. NEW YORK’S PET BASEBALL CLUB--PART 2. Corcoran, NURSERY RHYMES, ‘There was an old maid of Belrutter Who loved oleomargarine butter; But she soon got 80 stout She could not get about, So they toted her round on a shutter. SAVE YOUR (OUR EGGS. table more than a fortnight old a little trouble is likely to arise, while in China an egg is not consid- ered really first-rate till it is at least two years old. Truly we may learn something from John. A TOUCHING (APPEAL Cup (about to be spanked) —"“Oh, mamma dear! “ Buck " Ewing. BLISSFUL ANTICIPATION, LILy (to her governess)—‘t You say, Mademoi- selle, that when I go to heaven I shall be per- fectly happy.” “Yes, darling; the good Father will grant you | everything you ask Him.” “Then I shall certainly ask him not to give me | any more governesses.” HER POWERFUL ORBS, A dude was holding forth on the passionate warmth of his lady-love's glances : “Why, by only looking at a thermometer she sent the mercury up three degrees !” It is the bootblack who improves the shining hour. “Smiling Micky” Welch. O'Rourke. ‘A GREAT LEGAL PRINCIPLE, Brown, a lawyer who intends that his son giving him a few hints, and concludes : bar it is not necessary to be convinced that! able to convince the jury.” ‘WITHOUT FATIGUE oR ANNOYANCE, | ‘A SPRING IDYL Two loungers on the Paris boulevards are| ‘‘‘ How long will you care for me ?” shall follow the same honorable profession, is | conversing. “ Ask the two-cent bunch of violets how long “Tam leaving Paris, my dear Maurice, and| its perfume will last !” “In short, my dear boy, never forget this| propose v fundamental principle—In pleading at the/Greece. Will you come with me ?” seman “No, thanks; I prefer to see it all through | ax you have the right on your side, but to be|the stereoscope. One is not so much annoyed by insect compagnons de voyage.” ng Spain, Sicily, Sardinia and Prof. Doremus on Toltet Soape: | y be ‘and 10 the com. et nas, 8 Hooneys “La ota Beis Bovquer Totter Soar, Betng made Kk, with a large percent Giirccaine, i opecially adapted for Tollet, Bath aud Lafaats: s¢° comicbooks. com