Judge — July 3, 1886 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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| Inarecent quarrel about a swing in Chili. cothe, Mo., one man killed another. We | don’t know which party got the swing, but | the one that did the killing is going to have it, NO BEAUTY IN HIS. The failure of the English parliament to ad- journ on the arrival of Henry Watterson ought to make Uncle Sam mad enough to put nada in bis vest pocket and run away with her. A Dayton dispatch tells of a man who | “played the mute dodge and captured two | wives.” Ifhe had been a woman he would ‘e captured six husbands with such a dodge that. The Pittsburg Despatch says that the aver. age young woman is more courteous than the rage young man. Let us not give her too | much credit, however, It may be a mere mat. ter of timidity. The Philadelphia News is raiding the local | fortune-tellers. One of them has already | to the penitentiary, and the others say are so agitated that they | may bring forth. | Attorney Iken of Rushville, Neb., was re. cently tarred and feathered, and now sues for esin the sum of $25,000, Th prices of lawyers will bring the whole c try to ruin yet. 3 Somebody blames a novelist. for gi licroine blue eyes on one page and gray oneson { another. At first glance this does seem rather odd, but it must be lembered that there is changeable weather in e JorNsox—" T shall never marry for beauty "— — —— Srtusoy—* And the one that gets you won't either.” 4TH OF JULY RACKET. nt have been merely ec- Misi of the Gortrt. oe ine gor tnen jot the same. The voters of this country are all Mrs, Cleve- land men. The Memphis Avalanche We don'tknow what the editor of the Albany | “tvs every, Tower should be a Argues is sutfering from, but he says there's no al fool. oth tie lever such thing as hydrc nyhow. that “tea tena make: up iis 6 mind that he has mistaken his ys a writer in one of the | attliction. Thank heaven! We wouldn't have! —_ anything else foranything in this world, Mr. Beecher in his lectures = lin England will praise free trade, but he will ist on having protection prices for the lectures. This is not con- sistency—it is business. Miss: Folsom once took a prize for making pie. If the man who ate the pie is living. will he kindly step to the front and give his expe- riences ? _ Aman in Tur s entitled to four wives, and yet the: e men there who will never be happy until they get the one they cannot pos- sibly have, In a recent destruction of freight cars on a southern _ road several tramps were | An exchange says Prince Napoleon is as full crushed to death. Whatever of bombast as e nd really we do not re-|the monthly reports) may member that he ever amplified himself on show, that road has done a} anything else. good business. A medical authority says one-half the adult} men living in our cities are bald, The cavse| The daughter of General of this is not given, but we have our suspicions | Gordon of Georgia is said to of hair restorers. |be “a dream of feminine low . jliness.” It seems to us th Ifit is true as alleged that Gail Hamilton | the staff that dreamsane made will marry a physician, the gentleman will of jg not half adapted to that first have to submit to more or less of her po-| business. litical doctorin’. | —— Aimee says the English language isa mis-| TWo or three great minds, take. The conversation one is obliged to listen | teconding to Sam Jones, doall to certainly shows that that is the case to a the thinking for thiscountry. waiy large extent: |We don't know wh ° - the minds alluded to, but The question as to whether Ludwig was ec-!they haven't earned their centric or mad is of no consequence now. He! money lately. | There she goes! (to get more water, I guess). comicbooks.com