Judge — June 12, 1886 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE. dent of sixty millions of people—it is hoped that the expression and the figures are correct —ought to be ashamed to marry. If he does marry it should be by and with the advice and consent of the senate, His intentions in this regard it may be admitted were perfectly honorable, but he should nevertheless have had a sufficient respect for the sixty millions of people to do his courting so by stealth that he needn’t blush to find it ignominy ; and when the act of marriage was consummated he should, so far from taking a parlor car for somewhere, or walking a bridge in the full view of the indignant populace, or sitting for his and the litt! "s picture after the con- ventional manner of the ordinary bride and groom, as suggested by a too, too malicious artist the other day, have hied himself to the THE HE BUSTLE AND THE Too “FAITHFUL ‘DOG. A comedy in three acts. THE EVOLUTION Not | as seen, but felt, durii back yard a whittled away the honeymoon, | visiting Mrs. Cleveland surreptitiously and only at irregular interv: In point of fact the brazen publicity of this man in the shame- | ful business of marrying a pretty woman is of a piece with that of the royal sun in refusing to hide its face pending the dreadful proceed- ings ; and it would be simple justice in behalf of a grieved and astounded public to| arrest the clergyman selected for the consum- mation of the outrage and to send the guilty parties themselves to the penitentiary without the ameliatory plea that heaven might have mercy upon their shriveled, souls. The world is young and timid and sticks for the proprie ties of life. They must and shall be preserved. It is not to language in th but it shrinks just the same when its feelings are hurt. It is gratifying to see that it has a champion in the hoarse-voiced and double- legged being who occasionally splits the boards of the Fulton street enclosure with his delicate hoofs, but the wagging of whose left ear brings an assurance of peace and propriety as consoling and refreshing as a breeze from the groves of the celestial world. insist on that. On and off the wide The trip to Europe is all a agreeable while it lasts ; home that is going to ‘ell on the dramatic muscle. very pl The Thespian who 5 spends his vacation in} Union square, with an occasional run into} the country by way of variety, will be far hap- pier than the other fellow at the end of the season, and not half so wet. Honors would be about equally divided in Germany between the Italian actor and the American hog. Seth M. Crane, a former operatic singer, has abandoned the stage for the soda water busi- ness. There may not be so much romance in the latter, but there is a sight more money— as soda water goes nowadays. Talking about soda water, Mrs. Hicks-Lord has rented the large house in West Washing- ton square occupied last year by the late Gen- eral McClellan. A great many ‘would: be-in-the-swim young men are going over to Europe to spend Sun- day. Hon. Levi P. Morton has gone into the summer resort business, having become owner of the famous red sulphur springs of Virginia. Indian Harbor hotel at Greenwich, Conn., and the Hotel Balmoral at Mt. McGregor are And yet| Grover Cleveland began it- the court must) 's the swimming OF THE RAZOR. ing a 5 cent Bowery shave. |booking well known society people for the ‘hot months. The latter will number among its guests two or three prominent Thespians. | The passengers on the Pelham stage line, managed by Theodore Roosevelt and Freder- ick Bronson, struck the other day. The fare was §3, the front axle weak and the ground |particularly hard when the strike occurred. | This item is worked in on the strength of our new caption, “On and Off the Stage.” Aimee’s profits on her eastern tour were as conspicuously light-waisted as the little French woman’s voice, and this led to the declaration that she doesn’t want any more New-England » her soup. om The Dash family of Swiss bell-ringers have tumbled unexpectedly upon a solution of the | problem of how to raise the wind and a family at the same time. The servi of a good- natured cyclone were called into play by a western town and the family were lifted into the next county without cost, clothes or any | superfluous ceremony. The chappi ntrates his gaze upon the right and the husband concentrates his muscle jat the stage entrance. “The Little Tycoon” has furnished the illustration and a well-known swell the material. Moral—‘* Once wasenough for him.” ell) Lately, says the Keynote, while the prima donna was singing at a Paris music hall, the cries of a baby caused an uproar in the audi- ence, while a giant held the little offender up atarm’s length. The singer, interrupting her |song, exclaimed, ‘‘That infant is mine and wants his supper,” after which she seized her offspring and retired, .but in a few minutes returned and finished her song. Mme. Helene Hastreiter will not be con- nected with the American opera company next season. Notwithstanding the name, Mme. Hastreiter is an Ameriran, being a native of Kentucky. Emma Juch of the same company was born in Vienna of Ameri- can parents, while Pauline L'Allemand is a native of Syracuse, N. Y. There was more gallantry than truth in the enthusiastic statements of the daily press regard- ing Lydia Thompson's youthful appearance. It is true that Lydia danced better than ever, but that she looked as young and beautiful as she did a century or two ago is a little out of the strict line of accuracy. Youth, beauty and grace were exemplified in every motion of her well-rounded limbs, but the peach bloom had disappeared from her cheeks, and the more or less delicate hand of antiquity had got its fine work in upon the fle: ity of her voice. In a law court Herr Most finds himself one of the least. comicbooks.com