Judge — June 12, 1886 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE. Judge’s Charge. & Hummell upon the law, the indignation they show when the law puts its hands on thieves and manufacturers of dynamite, the way taney shake their agitated fingers at judges and pub- lic prosecutors, are very fair evidence that the days of the judiciary are about numbered, and the period of socialism and communism has fairly begun. And yet, strange as it may seem, no men will wear deeper mourning or shed larger tears than these assistant law-breakers when the funeral of the judiciary takes place. Will they be tears of regret or those of the effusive crocodile ? The court insists that Mr, Dodge, who has been removed from office, should have been retained. Possibly he was an offensive parti- san, but he will certamly be more offensive now than he was before. Then, too, he is a brother of Miss~ Abigail Dodge, otherwise The selection by Governor David B. of R, P, |Known as Mr. Blaine’s sister-in-law and as Flower for a public office shows a proper! appreciation of the cost of the campaign of 1888, or perhaps of that necessary to the elec tion of a Democratic legislature and a Demo-| And timeshould cratic United States senator. be taken by the forelock—never by the heels. Gail Hamilton. This indicates a difference on the part of the administration with Mr. Blaine, and we do assure the president that the man who will have most influence in the next national campaign will be Miss Dodge's sister's husband, or the brother-in-law of Mr. Dodge himself.” A few years ago Miss Dodge admin- Stephen W. Dorsey having been success-| istered several love taps to certain prominent fully interviewed, the public is yery wel posted again, his views as to what should be done, just exactly what not to do. And the fluency. o! 1 Republicans, and they were productive of It knows, for instance, having| much suffering. What if she should turn upon the Democratic opposition with fire in f/her eye and the memory of her brother's his conversation is a something that cannot be} wrong in her lacerated heart? It is not too admired too early or too often. Indeed, it is so fluent as to be affluent to the extent riches. Ah, what a man that S. W. Dorsey’ —heaven protect us! what a man. The fierce attacks of John Graham and Howe s| much to say that she would be the very besom flof destruction, and the Democratic party | would be so many miles from a lemon that it would never get the first smell of it. It is not evidence of cowardice that a man UESTION. Ya) SOMETIMES. i) NO TRUST |} ee xa Vill you hef a larch yon or a schmall von?” PROPRIETOR: vould trink von thimble oughd of” A FAIR OFFER. Lapy—I don't want to hear any music.” ITALIAN—“ Vell, me don't tinks you do—dot’s what Ise waiting to hear. Give mé money and I give you no music, No give me money an’ I plays all ther false hair off yer head.” —|threatened by minious of the law should crawl] under the most convenient bed. He may bea very fierce man forall that. It cer- tainly is not pleasant for a person whom the world views with a mixture of curiosity and awe to collect upon his garments the dust in- separable from such a retreat, and the feathers in his nose and ears are not calculated to make him amiable or to give him a strikingly noble appearance; but at the same time this is a species of diplomacy, and may take rank with the military skirmishing whose main purpose is the discovery of an opportunity. It is true enough that none of our great men previous to John Most have been known to crawl under the bed. That was their good luck, however. That was due to the fact that there was no bed adapted to their purposes. The opportunity and the men and the bed did not happen to meet. And then, while everybody knows enough to crawl into bed, it isn't one man in a thousand who would ever think of crawl- ing under it—let us not forget that. On the whole, Most was wise. The receptacle be- neath the bed is the place to which he is best adapted. He who crawls beneath the bed May live to punch another head. It pleases the court to observe in the Com- mercial Advertiser of this city an article in defence of poor Mr. Cleveland, and incident- | ally of the charming young lady who has just become his wife. The article charges the daily press with offensiveness in its allusions to the persecuted couple, who, we are told with the air of one who confers news, are really entitled to respectful consideration. The court has itself observed these things with |painful solicitude, and has rebuked them |regularly once a week ; and yet the couple Ach, Himmel, Fritz! Don'd pe so stupit! Does dot chentlemans look like he|are themselves not altogether blameless. | Whatever the ordinary man may do, the presi- comicbooks.com