Judge — June 5, 1886 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE. Mr. Jaehne wept when they were taking him to state prison. It is not asign of weakness to weep on such an occasion as this. However bad a man may be, and however deserv- ing of the punishment to which he is hastening, the grief attending a personal knowledge of guilt is not half as pathetic as the grief that follows its discovery and publication to the too critical world. But the weeping was misplaced. It should have taken place before the com, mission of the crime that made the punishment necessary. It might] “~ have done some good then. If Mr. Jachne had thought, “Here am I r= Sf sorely tempted, but if I resist how : ¢ |shall my soul be comforted! and if, tdge su arge on the other hand, I surrender, I Aqueducting must be a pretty good business. shall ween ar ey heart cot and i A year or s0 ago nobody knew John O'Brien, | P07 pl Seer riers but he was mado secretary of the Democratic|ad so contemplated the sitiation Taldine the nev : ies vrEme te {er money of the tempter, he would be Tho Old-Fashioned Trousers Stretcher. ceiver of the Broadway railroad property. It|® Very happy man to-day—always' ieciug to’be anariied! if iliere may seem a little ambiguous; but the Court| provided, of course, that he ceased to act as a/ NOMA i Nal Boe Sean aislies tt belioves David B. Hill, who has not much|fence for thieves. ‘Tho weeping generally| is anything tint the average man dislikes it is money of his own, is fixing his purse for the|comes too late. ‘There was a man who starved |® Wilt Who is lis Superior in stretigilis size ant campaign of 1888. his wife to death, and he wept at her funeral.|™uscle. The Court is aware that the smal ee — “What good can your tears do now?” in-|™n usually marries the large woman, but the We never hear of the fate of the wolf that} quired a practical individual. romance of these selections dies out with the roiled the water. ‘The lamb further down the!"«Tam not weeping with any financial or| honeymoon. ‘The husband who permitted his stream that was charged with the inadvertence | other benefit in view,” was the thoughtful re-| Wife to flog a burglar would pine away of re- was torn to pieces and devoured, and the wolf| piy_“do not think’ me so selfish, It is the ft. He would never cease to mourn be- apparently walked away leisurely on his hind| push of an overcharged heart.” cause he had not faced the burglar and per- logs, picking his teeth with one front paw and|” «yt strikes me,” said the practical man mitted that person to flog him. Beaten in the complacently sounding his bowels with the| severely, ‘as the drip of an undercharged con- Sim by his wife, he would hide himself from other. He is walking and conspiring and| science, and, small and mean asthe tears are, it's|the to inquisitive world, Let his wife catch cheating to this day. “His victims are not al-|) great waste of water.” more fish than he and he will stick pins in her. together undeserving of the lamb's fate, for 3 But let him be beaten at base-ball by the part- they aro rather glad to have the wolf pull the! They tell of a young woman who once swam | ner of his existence and his heart will break. wool over their unsuspecting eyes; but if—to|a long distance, who is a good base-ball player, This is not to say that the man is selfish ; far change the subject—there were no Jacob| and who recently caught a burglar and cow-|from it—he is the most generous of beings if Sharps there would be no dishonest aldermen. | hided him half to death. Now that young! he can be permitted to confer honor and act as the defender of his domestic establishment; ~ aa, a - {but there are proprieties in connection with EVERY CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINING. the take-and-give business which must be pre- ; served in order to avoid trouble. But above all the woman must not be more intellectual than the man. That is the unpardonable sin. That it is to get out of her sphere. “The fact is, jedge,” said Brown in acon- fidential conversation with his lawyer regard- ing a divorce, ‘I'm the hen-peckedest man in this county.” “As to how?” was the inquiry. “Wall,” said Brown, “Sarah is a good housekeeper in gineral; but she’s allers a talk- in’ about Juvenal, and Thucydides, and Gali- leo, and Moses in the bulrushes, and John Milton, and a chap named Dante, and a lot of other fellers as I never heard tell of, and it's gone so far that I can’t stand it.” The Court observes that Miss Kate Stoneman is about to he admitted to the bar. Poor girl! her brother lawyers will pick her eyes out, and take off her skin, and throw her bones to the crows. 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