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JUDGE. 5 amindboimakin'itacommittayoftreeareyizriddy | repoort be adopted. forthequistion? Member from Kilkenny—Sor, Oi move the Three members from Antrim—Pint of order | repoort be opproved. sir—Oi didn’t. Member from Kilmainham—Sor, Oi move Cuair (pounding with gavel)—Will the | the repoort be resayved. gintilmin hould their paice till the quistion's| Member from Antrim—Sor, Oi move the re- put? Nowareyizriddyforthequistionasaminded | poort be tooken oop. allthat’s'’nfavorofwillsoyoicontrarymoindedno!| Member from Meath—Sor, Oi move the re- (House—Oies—No—order—quistion—Phwat's | poort be inacted. that—which—) Member from Galway—Sor, Oi move the re- Cuam—Gintilmin, the moshun as aminded | poort be homologated. is carried. Oi'm plased to see the unanimity] CHaiR-—-Gintilmin, yizhivheardtheablere- of our counsils, i'll appint the committay at | poortofyercommitayrigularlymovedandsicond- meearliest convaynience. (Aside to McGlory— | edthatitbeadopted. Favorsoyoiopposedno. That wuz a good oidea, Billy. Oi thank you.| House—Oi. Oi'll shtick in thray of the mob who are wid| PARNELL—Mr. Chairman, if the courtesy of us an’ we'll hang up the repoort for a year or|the floor may be vouchsafed me a moment, I ilse pigin-hool it altogether. Oi know the| would like to be heard— (Hisses, groans and snakes, They're troying to brace us for a|catcalls.) divvy, but if they can me name is mud.)| C#aIR—Sor, as a gintilman who some toime Gintilmin, phat’s yer foorther plishure? ago did a little good worruk for ould Oireland, Tomas Grapy—lI call for the report in the} we estame you, of coorse; but as a ligislator matter of the contest of O'Toole and Parnell. | the toime of our house is too prishous to waste | I am informed that the committee has finished | in listening to— its labors. (Exit Parnell—MoGlory hands chair a note.) CHair—Ye're roight, sor. The clerk will| Gintilmin, this isa grate day in our histhory. | now rade the report. I take grate plishure in informing you that 2 O'Doxovan Rossa (reading)—Mr. Chairman | thray of the broitest luminaries of American “Hullo, in dar! Is dar any letters fur Efraim |and gentlemen: The committee to which was | jaynius are. here to say us. (Enter the three ns? Umph! don't pay no ‘tention to a cullud | referred the contest brought by Charles Stew-|0n the speaker's platform.) Nade Oi inthro- gemmen’s question eh ¢ Knowed it ud be dat way | art Parnell against Michael O'Toole, of county |duce to yez the Honorable John Lawrence as soon as de Democrats got in offis' Mayo, sitting member from said county, on the | Sullivan of Boston, the Honorable Billy Mad- — = 2 | ground of fraud, irregularity, et cetera, beg |den of New York and the Honorable Paddy THE IRISH PARLIAMENT. leave to report as follows: They respectfully | Ryan of Troy? (Cheers loud and long— ss find cries of “Spache,” “Spache.”) ee ae THe TM SESSIONS NOPMATELY | That said O'Toole carried all the primaries| SULLIVAN (advances, falls over Rossa’s foot, . - and had all the inspectors of said county and | is about to hit him, but is prevented by Mad- Scene—Dublin. was the regular candidate of the party and is|den)—I don’t make no speeches—that ain't my . ‘ : therefore entitled to the presumption of having | trade. But if you've got any feller in Ireland = Ton. Jory Hertgen oh shale Hons thereafter been duly elected. (Cheers.) that will stand up wid me I'll show you what am McGlory, clerk of the house; Hon. ‘ fi | o O' Donovan Rosas, reading-clerk; Hon, Pat. TL. That said eel ae nomipaied wae To. Sone at ee net ny Sae ricio Joyce, sergeantat-arms. Portraits of | masmecting Packe! by day laborers rks, by | fine bar and the best whisky I ever muzzled. Owney Geoghegan, Sir Knight James McDer- | 1" tet aak eS ay the: Dublin te yo be | Sa-ay, I’ like to have yous come over wid our mott, Hon. Rocky Mountain Moore, Capt. | Pos! Onuiesich. ” (Grguus and Wise: note: Sob and liquor wid me; Gos I'm gettin’ aa’ dry Phelan and other benefactors of the race on "Us Orangemen. | (Groans and hisses.) asa free-lunch cracker. Come along! the walls, Yells and profanity from the ante.| HI. That said Parnell is not a resident of |" Grouse rises en masse and escorts him out.) room.) said county, but is of London and other places, | CHar—Oi Jerk, thi hi htand: i ii Si es set | Whereat he makes a living for himself and| ,,CA™®—Oi soy, clerk, this parliament shtands Cuain— Wull the sarjint koindly requist| 7 tour other irrespoosel by giv. | dissolved till to-morrow at elivin o'clock—and the Honorable Mr. Fatty Wallush to stop | ¢ighty-four other irresponsible persons by giv- | o tor a hide like a balloon, (Exit) chewing Patsy Divver's ear in the ante-roomy | ing lecturesand other performances. (Groans.) Cudatn, ee We can’t hear ourselves think at all. IV. That said election was duly held and = (Exit Joyce. Noise increases. Some one is | passed off quietly and peaceably, and thatupon| 4 pyDE EX-BANK CASHIER'S DILEMMA. thrown out of the window and some one|a canvass duly held by inspectors duly ap- pitched down stairs. Silence. Joyce re-enters, | pointed by the county Democracy of said covered with blood.) county said Parnell received four thousand | Micnaet Davitt—Mr. Chairman? votes and said O'Toole four thousand and Cuatrr—Sor, thirty. Davitt—I rise to a question of privilege.| V. That the allegations that O'Toole voted In yesterday's issue of the Freeman's Journal, | one hundred tramps, and bought up nine hun- the Tablet-and the Irish World there is a state-|dred drunken voters, and by frivolous chal- ment that the Ballyhack and Kilmainham |lenges and pretexts shut out and kept from railroad paid this honorable body the sum of | voting one thousand electors who attempted to eight hundred and nine thousand— vote for Parnell, and that the inspectors en- Seven members, springing up—It's a loi!| tered the names of one thousand bogus electors Order! Sit down, yez spalpeen! upon the poll-lists and deposited in the ballot- Davitr—And that the chair, the clerk and|boxes one thousand votes for O'Toole before six honorable members I shall not name re-|the polls opened and falsely threw out one ceived one hundred thousand apiece, and that | thousand Parnell ballots from the boxes on the the other ninety honorable members of whom | ground of irregularity, and falsely increased Tam one received but one hundred— O'Toole’s vote by 1105 votes that were not cast, Eighty-nine members rising, and in one| are not borne out by the testimony adduced by voice—Mr. Chairman, Oi muve an invistiga-| said Parnell or are testified to by persons en- tion! tirely unworthy of credence. (Prolonged (Chair pauses and scratches his head.) cheering.) McGrory (aside to chair)—Wot’s de matter} VI, That as a conclusion of law Mr. O'Toole wid yer? Have yez forgotten de old sixt| was duly elected and is rightfully entitled to his present seat, and that Parnell’s application, Second session—Time, February 2, 1902 ni days? Git one of de boys to amind it toa| committee of tree an’ den stick in your own protest and contest be dismissed. (Cheers.) 3 ig. That's de way to run de machine! Member from Connaught—Sor, Oi movethe| ,,-,Ah; weally, you know, Mf. Jallor, t cannot Citatr—Gintilmin, yizhaveheardthemoshun | repoort be confirmed. an’ the stwipe isso beastly vulgah, you know. toinvistigatean'themimberfromAntrimmovesto] Member from Leitrim—Sor, Oi move the| Haven't you one with ler stwipes?” comicbooks.com