Judge — May 8, 1886 — page 8: what you’re looking at

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4 JUDGE. heart is almost frozen because of the Demo-|a Chicago clergyman. We imagine so, pro-| TESTIMONY FROM AN INTERESTED PARTY. cratic frigidity which it has had to en-| vided, of course, he isn't obliged to do business counter? It is quite true that Whitney is a|in Chicago. son-in-law of a large portion of the Standard company, and that he holds stock in the Phil- “Come on, girls; let's go down town,” said —— a fair student of the Buffalo high school to a No wonder Montreal had a flood as a result | bevy of her companions one day a few r 7 i lof an icegorge. The presence of so mauy |ago. adelphia syndicate which acted as JacobSharp’s |'smerican defaulters was enough to raise the| "Is Frankie Folsom going?” enquired one fonee in & recent (ransesoons bay aut ot| gorge of the entire country. of the young ladies with a look of anxiety. shut out the fact th: — . . . . “Yes,” The Chicago News recently gave pictures of | |, F Z harmony te 4 Bens all the leading Chicago editors, and the very | “Then I shan't go, so there now! If Ishould |next day there was a cyclone in Minnesota] Put my face against hers in a walk down town Mum of the Court. | wri destroyed all Uhe crops, Tshould never have a beau again in this world.” aie : Miss Folsom, who was wholly unconscious Ganj Fradaoa atresk then peas Give us Uits Mr. Beecher sticks to it that the Democratic | of her beauty, and who had not quite under. a ti auly bread eit Me it of plucke | Party is a double-eared ass, and closer observa- | stood, looked grieved; but when one of the aay Guu ly bread—and buy it of plucky | tion than we have had heretofore obliges us to | young ladies whispered an explanation she put a confess that he has the ears to show for it. her arms about the neck of the offending party A Racine, Wis., alderman has committed 5 - and kissed her on both cheeks. a 3 0 Senator Jones of Florida says he isn’t in de. It strikes us that that’s meaner than Tall i * . —- — goings Caiada love. Well, if that's the case, he'd better get] When the banker's clerk ventures on mar is — . in love with the utmost rapidity, Any condi-| gins he is not far from the jumping-off place, The man in Elizabeth, N. J., who has lived | tion would be an improvement on his present | < three years with a broken neck was obviously | one. | HIS NIGHT OUT. —— | not born to be hanged. The case of Crawford versus Dilke is to be | on How TWO LOVING HEARTS PARTED IN JOY, ONLY To j ed, and Sir Charles threatens a full MEET AGAIN IN SORROW. A TWO SIDED STORY IN Greece and Turkey having been at war and | eopence, ; ‘ * u i‘ atement. Ladies who do not wear veils had Se oe care better leave England at once—and gentlemen also, RESOLUTION ADOPTED BY THE “ BUNGHOLE” PROTECTIVE UNION. There are to be Yum Yum parasols. Con- sidering that they are hardly large enough to hide one head, let alone two, the name at- tached to them is both disappointing and ex- asperating. ob Twaddle of Georgia, who was born is said can tell the color of a horse by touching him. The story may be true, but where, to begin with, did Jacob get his knowl- edge of colors? A concert given by colored men in Boston | realized $125 for the Irish parliamentary fund. If there are any coals of fire warmer than the ones involved therein the Irish have never suf- fered from them. Hans von Dam smiled all over his face yes- terday. ‘I haf a poycott,” he remarked; “mine vife she gif it tome.” And now we suppose the picture papers will give portraits of Mr. and Mrs. von Dam too. Matthew Arnold says that when he returns to this country he will come for rest and will speak no specch and talk no lecture. That will be sweetness and light indeed. It will be the gospel as it is opposed to Matthew. | A Philadelphia poet asks if rant can change midnight to noon, We have no hesitation in taking the negative; but if he could he would be an arrant fool to break up the sleep of half the world in that ridiculous manner. Platt of Poughkeepsie, editor and assembly- man, says there are editors in this city who have not the brains of an ordinary country goose. This is true enough, but there is com- . fort in the thought that for his part Platt has. “Brethren, let us establish ourselves. Now or| The Rochester Post-Express says there are never! This morning I ordered the bar-keeper of | ancient females enough in Massachusetts to Sn ear side: saloon to was out bis keen an, {We | knock the south and west silly. What on earth must strike.” do they want to do that for? Can't a female be satisfied with being old, without becoming dangerous also? base-ball having commenced, we look for the fpey Pe Ee . fall of uniplres aud the wreck of worlds. When Minister Cox got through his speech pidaca daha to the sultan, the other day, he bowed and turned his back to the imperial majesty and would have gone out in that way had he not been turned around by a friend and made to Henry Watterson is going to Europe, and| back out. ‘What made you do that?” in- we look for great reforms in that section of the | (ited the friend after the two had got awa; world during the next three months. ;, Why—why!” said Minister Cox, greatly con- ; aoe fused for the moment, ‘* I wanted to show him “Can a business man be a Christiant” asks| the fit of my new dress coat.” Bismarck’s health is so poor that his physi- cian prescribes a milder climate, and on the whole we think h going to get it. comicbooks.com