Judge — April 3, 1886 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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DOSE MOTTO SONGS—NUMBER ONE. RY WILHELM STRAUSS, Wait for the Froth In der sbringdir tical advice, Says he, * Now, Jakey Dere vas blendy time, my dear; Yoost vait till der froth is settled Ise you blows av y some peer.” Dow broverbs safes me drouples we pizness vat I Some under fellers speculat Unt rush along red hot Ven shtocks is oop unt bonds is down It makes no diffrence here, 8 till der froth is settled Unt I blows ava no peer. Mit dem oxcitement bolitics, Dem speeches, songs und dings, “0, J Y I vaits till der froth is settled Aber I blows avay some peer. I meets a nice young fraulein Oop on der Powery street 5 She vinks on m 1 dell you she look shveet. Tdinks about di . Unt [says . my tear; Yoost vait till der froth is settled Else you blows avay some peer.” Idon’d got marriet Aber I got a sh: A frow must know some under dings Pesides to flirt unt ee Dose bustles unt goluptious forms Vas all a fraud I fear: Petter I vait till der froth is gone Else I blows avay goot peer, Coom, all you fast young fellers »ps it oop so late, ou take dot broverb 1 shlower gait. » you shtumble a coffin ofer Unt fall in a grave, I fear; Go shlow till der froth is settled Else you blows avay goot peer. am Jones!” exclaims the eman. dd to observe itor of the Freeman has finally come sing sense of his condition. JUDGE. Tk JUDCIES LUNE I. Speaking of Co: ressman Butterworth, we | about forty nitsa pound. 5 “The Democratic party,” says an exchan evidently a typographi It is in to slay. “is in to stay mistake. Robert Browning is mentioned as a humor. ist. We have always suspected that Robert's incohereney had some point to it Sam Jones says to Chi talking down to your | foolish. He must ha | The Philadelphia 7% town that will be “tal There are believe the talk is not always of the satisfa |tory kind been Ss very In Lancaster, Pa., a dentist gi certs, 1 ves free con: iwhile drawing teeth with the utmost rapidity and success. The argument | jis, we suppose, thit the tooth-drawing is a counter-irritant, Two slugged point of di th quite Miss Cl ntlemen of pugilistic propensities h other the other Sunday to the th. An exchange says they broke hath, but it seems to us they didu't go Fr enough cland says it is easy to draw the |line between the neck and shoulder, so. that the lady in full dress may show that which it is | proper to show without being a_ pr the Jone hand or shoe! propriety on the other. Miss Cleveland talks platitudes. ‘The question CONSIDERATION. | AvGustus—‘ |m ha | ree shawnt go furthah, me de-ah boy: ny girls would be howiddly disappointed if they didn’t see me. e to humor their little tendernesses. Don't you know?” 5 where to draw the line will never be fully settle I she knows that in the case at point it has been the custom to draw the line either nowhere or at the waist The Philadelphia lange pages of m1 twelfth birthday. many more birthed will have to be enla Times sends out twenty tter by way of celebrating its Ifthe Times is to have s the city of Phil od Most, th is wro foreign loafer and soc g. Inasmuch as the loafer hs "That isnt been to some Ito remem it is w proselyting Mormon elders ha: Ise to the saints at home by dumping a it girl converts into questionable repute whether they are genuine elde to this time there has been more « among saints. A Conr rose- astern houses of We doubt, however, , because up less honor it editor had his paper printed lor to. properly celebrate his mar: riage. There are several papers in this country which appear in rose-color every day. Is it} to suppose that their editors t the matrimonial experiment every twenty: four hours t Dr. Rogers says he told Garland very frankly that stock in the Pan Electri ly the price of old paper, a cent and : pound, was worth mere half a But Garland is one of those men who place a special value on old paper, after u f James D. Fish—who, by the way much retired * here an hour or so, so lish eweatures! but we comicbooks.com