Judge — March 6, 1886 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE PAYING OF THE PAWN. Tam your debtor for a pawn. It tinakes m And PI be ples very If I should » Who knows, s chap may seize them, The while he stammers how he loves, And squeeze them ! ves, A fa that would hardly do, For in the hours I sit beside you Full half the times Pd look at you ‘Twould hide you, An album? Well, Twill not laugh. You'd fill it soon with photos, Of sleek ye A vasin, Judes worth two and a half ven. \ toilet What need have you Of that to tell you you are pretty? It would not thrill in giving due Med, Nettie If T should send a choice bouquet Its sweets would fade, the roses wither : From it at r thoughts would stray— And whither? A silken ‘kerchief. f How dear would be its welcome waving ! But were it waved to foe of mine What raving! fine? What gift? Lhalt—ther Abt let me my snot for lack of pelf till some in my coffer ; jevoted self Here offer. HER ANSWER, HAROLD, The pawn, my f This your rele Why should you give yourself aw So there nowt not p re square now, NETTIE. “NO FLUMMER Pld proposes that th Inopped be dropper The able” bi * Esq fuous, and no man’s: We Let usse as well looks so di as when it is te quack doct man is the more he rests on lividual who puts his ni book as Smith, M rtises himself asia w pitied in. ally una relieves in titles, print or wri Th dorned, The cheaper th titles, th The i hotel re es, PL Q., aly and the newspapers | pon D., man en ve no busi psuch qu Yard Beec nd it would be of Dr, Beecher, or HT absurd today to s} ver, D. D. nomize as to. sp. ford to throw away sp “annot af- pty titles. The r do not need to ha’ ars of the publie; a not won it ¢ 1 of that kind. this tawdry emptiness. nd we worthy Away with It isun-American and is a constant offence to the discriminative eye. the men wh of no consider — — | terest in a | city | reverend gentlem: JUDGE. REV. JIDLAPH LIGHTBODY'S COUP D’ ETAT. | and on pas THE TROUBLE IN THE WALLELUJAM BAPTIST CHURCH OURAGE ulways wins Phe rather novel per formance of the Rev Jidlaph Lightbody on i Sunday in putting a trade dollar in Deacon Smith's hat sa lure to. induce tributions toward : was of > Hallelujah: Baptist church several days, sentiment secmed to be condensed: in Goliath Polleck’s remark that * ta dollah in is cle f toe ask fo’ mo’ twell pd when he takes snulf th Ss sneezes, but it is whispered that he owns an He had been inclined to antago: Rev. Jidlaph Lightbody from the first of the latter's: pastorat simply bees n lew 1 seru 1 squs ath during his init that Yo° can’t hi wich yo’ kin mak: ansah fo" a full Deacon Goliath Uh Jidlaph meant this fora personal ren without putt toassist in making it» wld be n seemed t his suspicion into we cold lose si na monctary guaran! good the y salary of $4.10, Not satisfied with its breach of fai ad of Deacon congregation, under tl lock is a pillar i His occupation is « ‘dness enny mo’ ampelled to res was 4 division of opinion as » act at first, but finally Deacon awtah be ney wid the It, shith in o room in the lower part of the nize the Sunday 0 suit ark, ons was for the ith, the Hiath 41 ded tom two others, proc ke their forvign think himself journer in His way was no lo mined by the smiles of © munity ger illu rsequious, e sistern, “who at first had been bruddern, now ted him almost. gruftly their He to tea, “ct, the outcome of py nd without hats. fewer and invitations system of which in m this case chureh h nd boyeot ting re Rey, Jid laph feel Like indictment asa horse thief or a confidence operator But the Reverend Jidlaph is nomi he delay until The Re Japh was in earnest, becaus was due him $16.40—four weeks’ sala wy for the ec heaped upon him 1 was than usual, Mau out of curiosity to hear what th r had to sy. The reverend coup @ etat on his arrive To by locking the chureh door on the inside. as the windows were twenty from the ground. A-score of faces turned in his diree tion as the key ed harshly in the lock Suspicion that the Reve hh meant the whites of fifty-three were centered upon pairs He an old-fashioned, atfair spin k in front of him with nan satisfied with his weapon and coupli on the d ny emergeney cong'ashen won't sing dis maw came from the lips of the pastor with the effect that the explosion of a pistol would have had. “In my un,” he continued, «the ad all "peal te aaweepin’ in sackcloth vatin’ f without se to nel amazement of ood advan. ser on yo" ess fo nin fay yo" sins. | Dar doan’ seem toe be chu’ch dan yo" kin fin’ in an’ not half az much honesty, nin dis yer plitkel convention, seu p'litkel SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE. “Shay, M hur Druggist, wh: Drveoist— 1 don't know of your wife's footsteps.” ! 1 { 1 ter sober upon?” ything better than to stand on your own door-step and hear comicbooks.com