Judge — January 23, 1886 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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JERSEY JOYS. FA dude in summer kersey skipped over into Jer- tractions, Sooif he sped, in simmer tos, as happy as could he. Ane found that nieckel-plated world beside. the uninngs se He watched the melting masses, he flirted with | the hasses He wi sprawled with languid ease | upon the seanty turf | ked the nabob's da he sported on the waters } And tumbled porpoise-fashion in the cool and | riny surf He found that every Jersey joy presents its little bill. Tnchiding the mosquito with its sweet Apache trill He Hed for crabs and fixings they make with y mixings “I to be mosquitos browned and fo Lover a mould: He asked for * snipe and trin They they served muitos swin 1 yellow as the best mock- TO CALLER (a week later)—* You re mber that lovely do, well, the horrid railroad has killed him. But if there it. $500, that Dused to think se much of— s any justice in the world they shall pay for THE JUDGE'S LETTER-BOX. brief distance. Tt might be well for you to bring in a few frockles and let us look them | h happy picenic frolic was sweetly melon |) GZ. Erwin or Hoe P. H. Sheridan—1. In executing the right | ‘The watery Iulbs of Jeney being the glory of a flank it is eas necessary to send the day, Ne jank qui necessiry to send out an J.B. Gough—X little lemon juice, nuard as in the engagement whieh is | 4nd melons long left over by some mosquito r, hot water and the other liquid youmen- Apparently to occur ib 2—The | ye, RN tion, Stir with a spoon and sip slow! ld He scorn-at tlie’ lefts side; so: that ere swiftly confiscated and as swiftly whisked there you are. Have you been troubl he free toda i trorh ine | away | Mosquitos pere the si Or from the hed like pigwons on the fences d 1s Why de war papers and t tor of the New Y t you read the Century the military edi wht. The lines beginning, ts tlew down and stole the fishes v their lines, the sun was low,” w Times? Joyee, who is also, we be of a few whiskey rings and ary HUM OF THE COURT. They sing while at their Labor as sweet as Webster's dictic iighbor | Daniel Lamout—Verhs best way would Tt isn't a bad idea of the Talo. Express + Mikado melodies from Steinway’s be to write to the Governor and tell him frank: that Pich’s chief business is to make tragedies quivering keys; : Iy that vou can't return his repeated courtesies of jokes. | Each cottage they invaded, each atmosphere per for the reason that the public would miscon- |) vaded, | it and G.C. is growing a little suspicious. The richest man in Oshkosh is a man named ] Each bedroom space dispated with aristocratic L. Sulliran—You hay misinformed. Pree: aud as for his wife she is a pearl away | beyond him over stid we should like put up our with you. vd your eo has always Robert: Brownin, A mentioned he bouts with the utmost Soe, then, the ntloman wants to run for Presi And sometitues killed gesthetic maids or carried respect. Where is our off Artic dent, does he om a elude nt in continued inter: has burned all his letters. tude ons, sir—in the undiseove | Little Yum-Yum—1. Madame Rach ints About Dixey is a heading | In Jersey they a neatly, constantly z : in an exe Indeed there ane in fact a pletely took them all out, and then with a variety of The proof of the pudding is in the eat The I rl’s bills resemble, like their “chill tims trenmbl the fa had just come from paint and cosmetics she and rosy 4 as round but just where to look for the proof of the pi is what puzzles the aver their quivering treble do the sewshore journalist And w school. | to be But “Ltell you, times any haltered si Englishman, rvise,” suggested a bystander, | And that its chief productions are its buzzing and Hi was | ww says that Jersey isa y finsect a pessin there are wigs, you know | Mary M.—You wanta wash that will remove | ge eouldiet vere. well hey hold of tie fo its bills . | frekles ¢ Well, now, itis impossible to Pm Jack; for, you knw, time untied waits for te moors | pose any remedy: unt kind an | of freckles yours are eur." | Butfalo and Rochester are quarreling over | ous things.” There is sat difference in A male designer of ladies’ dresses says the | the question which is the finest and most enter freckles. There is the freckle that is more ladies have only to: 1 spotch of sunshine, and there is the garment in onder to and timid little freckle that is more line attire. — Hf he means the pant rons but fails to startle and alarm, and were adopted by the sex in the ve to inspect which requires a Jopt one more masculine | prising city. The Jepcr doesn't ave the con mascu- | itself between the infuriated con rons, they | at th nis; and of the two hess, that it time it begs to nama -y beginning | cities, and with the utmost Deye and very of the business—we ean tell him that | thinks they ary comicbooks.com