Judge — January 23, 1886 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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6 JUDQK. A BELATED INCIDENT. | The night was fit for evil d ystar lumed. The m Guilt stalked abroad and sowed the seeds Of wie ness from town to town, A skulking man sought sh: And gazed around with stealthy air, non would creep: writ despair. ath his are would fain di and started with At every light—at every ne At last he reached that painful pls That knows such tales of want The pawn shop—wh al disgrace And evil hap each other know, aman unfortunate!” bundle-bearer dropped a tear. sol, importurbat was down, ows deep nd woe— xness vos pad dis year, ou in dot bund ou vant to sold mit me? Sad is my lot sthe bundle! pity m Tt was unt Out fell four score | Of slippers. A snide sinister On Txiae’s face sat as he swore, Aha! you vos a minis re SOME HOWLING SWELLS. WHAT THE DUDELETS LACK.~TME BEAUTY OF STUPIOITY. ALLER—" I'm sorry he fright 3 soon as We can get any one uch said about it, but the To c. ist, are as There is not so truth is that men. much concerned a ashions people, and indeed present ake hy sculine positively required by the authorities, for pur asion concern for poses of identification. If you don't care to general sw Such beasts as the howl Jive fully up to your newly-acquired manish swells do look now You'd think, to privileges and wear your hair short, you must look in Delt . follow eleven o'clox ico’s that it was a respectable, newly-arrived then, so far as ye anday resort for | in the footsteps of nts. Th nd masters do the emigrant a id it in the trim nday clause refers to the well-washed look est of little fine that braids, pping them vnpsare with und and around into a perfectly flat little © except as the sup- | biscuit right in the middle of the bac xlical weekly ab- | head. Look at the way the next f and | Italian orgar is the thi uglier you ¢: front of your hair, on that you w of the habitues, which does not Lappe result of the: their ge of your ponitic nine suditionally ase Laim of the swell of to-d vd he aces lutions nder you see wears hers; that nly the flatter and thinne As for the promise plishes his pur by having his trousers too short, his sleeves too short, everything but his boots a | size too small, and his hh smooth that t le allevi: rit is willir ent policy | w A stout | se ; even the st ne soft scrupl taking herself qu walking:stic relic of | hideous. or if she is goit Donnybrook of th an evoluted; but to really finish off this rustic | harmony he should carry a bundle tied ina red andkerchief slur der, We to dose she wants to. so, asa concession tot ‘ashi ug cost 1 little bar justice, ¢ forehe red in this way the sion, for it furthers one of the present aecustom inter- | cardinal points of fashion, which is to look ories and dearest ties, | as much like a fool as possible. the girls, the swellest swell ones again, are not only taking off the slim, dear little canes dis- en, but are learning to suc a the sti over his nay look for that next sh In the woven with sacredest m ntime, to prese This is the last touch of the The English taste used to only require th vin the most naturally idiotic | truly noble should look bored, « y in the world. One instinetively looks to | enough, but did not find it to see them pulling y moustaches, but | were not to be startled, because they were to there an: limits to th always appear to have seen it before, But of | can best late ye y has fallen on dd the greatest ent in the great world now is to look ou never did and never would know a “ars this degree of inan an overstimulated pa are not, but if this misfortun you—ye is come upon are authorized to mitigate your lot | as if when in the street by looking as little like oneas | thing, and as if stupidity yu possible, Only, to prevent your being posi- | all surprises. Then, ify tively confounded with the other sex, you must | live up to this standard in conversation, you wear some bright color in your hat; this is | arv admitted, joy of , to be in ** good form.” | he's a miserable dog and we're going to give him inn off This phase of the etfe we are occupied in apir ¢ civiliz was slow to become epted over here IL cost society a pang to give up being smart in the good old American way. But society, if anybody, knows that the | ry it accepts its fate ns in its pocket—the pocket is not path of duty is impe puts its L ctliv over after all—and stares miners and wkiward just as He nes de seribes the English lord’sdoing:andif you want | | to be quite comme il faut (whieh lish you know"), you had best it be understood t at it's your id nd this Louisville and St. Louis are th that Utah is subject to the laws of the States. Antent devotion to this sort of ariste tic Superiority to commonplace inf cessiry to secure the fall effect of ala mode, Standish discover CARROLL CHRISTIE. SEEMED A LIGHT PUNISHMENT, ly in the lodge w th they took tim Mrs. Camp was saying, lers kick up.” | ves, it does beat all," echoed Mr. Camp, | | “snot they'll claim it was an aceident | room, hey? Well, 1 ‘d kill a man down there if It does beat one held for the murders” | . Maria, you must n munder in the thirty-thind dere ber it was | A FLAT FAILURE. ! They were talking about a public a. great success,” nty of gu were plentiful and excellent. But William Evarts was absent | said one. “Well, good gracious! a publie without William is as big a failureasa tune | without the corpse.” comicbooks.com