Judge — November 28, 1885 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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in bri riment mit der bublic “Vot did I sayt? Noding. Dot is von Proposes to Hire a Hall. “ inking, und I sayt uf der highest arts uf our ciflilization dot a | | _ to my gwite eflident vot m By Jolian Ralph, Autho was to be pat. said he w man, Dot oxblains it all, Oh, vot a lings dot lectle vord buf seriou haf g vife und me, pity blatform along pow ind ton’d THE TRAMP’S APPEAL. That would have made him King of the Jews | brings. is as interminable as were the = in very fact. | troubles of the ancic! , who rolled He was a forwzy, bleareyed tramp, | rocks up hill etern: Ww Twas stra While standin: He never liked the jug Vim troubled with a thirst which I = acted whin asked the juc jon of the throttle? other d pught up on the bott | | | A CASE OF dude. pickle? WHY HE WANTS TO LECTURE. | | The German Policeman Explains Why He man Policemen asked the pre rof the Limburger Assembly Rooms day, what for one night. dhe must first know to what w Qflicer Schneider! nted to lecture in it, He said the lecture would be orderly, but he could not promise as much for the n é do you want to lecture enbacks,” arrit? oxblain h how it vor » at brofessional und inion der bublic vill like to share mit me di vay r vhenever [haf come home full uf information und goot adwice—how she should a goot vife dot vooman has to go mit ¢ “she vould rend achurch? had so sad a look at the bar? ¢ mildly: said, melt like the eatarrhy A pereetive story —" We've eanght | = when the just axcuse me whin Tax OFF THE BENCH. the ecratch. ‘They'll never find the point, whoever else | | Gas MEN ane antists—in high lights. Postal carps are not so much nsed. | Is A COOKING cLUB any like a rod in. pear as Victor Hveo once sai ine Jesus Christ with Rothschild’s money.” t her ear stuffed | so. She sayt || r hfe. | oxclaimed: ‘Oh, my hus- atwice, I nodiced dot she erpild ufa millionaire you mit cotton full, Yah, d vould pe uf you vould only shtop legturing it vos put dere to sal pand! V rit. man shall know choost vot dime — | soup weap gama purer pie | MY conversation is pright und vitty, filled he shall keeb shut his mout und not ot te “Sur's German Barbe,” Be. it yisdoms und vit compined, Vhy should I longer « somedings at all, alvetty, 1 did 1 ndinue to vaste such sweedness | anydings, but L could not helb dink srtear uf my vife’—(ah, dot ear, cotton vos put dere to ke ww!) Doyen know von nighd common. senses from e: 4 the hall, vhen [vos dot voomans filling up mit goot ‘Now, vot yon tink mine vife say tor Now she his sayt she did not mes it all vot [should legture. W ; someding find owd abowd a vooman? She says. beople may dink dem haf heard me dalk for d b dot vooman’s he wanted The proy minutes und got avay mitout a gase | ver dem a Dutch || ke.” id the land- man in der » but dot « ufan luf vos a mighdy dee- from fife minutes chin py n hour un fere said the policeman, amarnt “Well, man,” the hall Tie hi very inte n busy. I only wan » know what you wanted the hall for. If it’s for a Iseture you can have it for the usual price.” the Policeman replied, with perfect good natur vould not haf kebt you longe qu Aid the proprietor of I'm sorry to interrupt you. hfe is Uf you are marrit your own selluf, sberience in der © lucky g instet uf gatch- Tam so lo arried iree- ders uf an hour. Uf you had kebt shtill dot leetle vhile you vould der whole legture haf for nodings got und [ vould haf pe to gradulate you on h enchoyed yourselluf “immensely. But if you Vont to rop vourselluf, dot’s nodings to me. I vill tomy frent, Reilly, der pekeait, und bractise on him my ure. [haf goton him der bulge, alretty. He has got to listen or ran | from his shop avay.”” bleasure uf hear- first uv our Ivf fool- from bedw my on or legture Kneeling on von el- Ach! vhy r, heatinga the culprit.” What prixnkers need most is a horizon- | tal bar—one that will stay so no matter how | Pure poxxe’s demands imply that | much they perform on it. they all sing bank notes. | RACING in these times is ‘full of nd modern instar Thr MaNaGens of the Mt. Olivet crema- tory, to the asseveration that ‘* Death does not end all,” offer an effective retort. Boat- wise saw td.” Tak BEST TIME to ent wood—in t | Ir 1s CLAIMED that all femal ve, “what's this complaint — physicians sweet by-and-by, if it is to be a syndicate | 4re ¢ method there wood-cut. is in their madness—the allopathic, perhaps. it is not stated w 4.4, o'vovnens MANY A FELINE discussion fails of an It’s A WASTE of time, brethren, this issue because the contestants do not come to making sarcastic jokes on detectives. | - may. | a ‘The two-cent postage did it—a modern “ re- | Ges. Baprav has taken to writing | ‘ iva otters.” novels, but we do not learn that they are to suspended animation—a | *i¥#l of letters. : | ms be published as war histories along with | | - | Americans annoap should always ap. | hose of the other generals. | Americans. Even in Rome, do as | _ the roam ‘uns do. THANKSGIVING ODES should be bound in turkey, but thanksgiving celebrants had | “Only imag- | Gints, pon’ indulge in tattle and slan- | better be bound over to keep the peace. | der. 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