Judge — November 14, 1885 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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down at Dennin I saw ol And for trimming Just the sweetest phush brocade! And then i And It was just my style exactly, ‘That peculiar shade of red. such a lov xo with it was 80 very cheap, as the salesman said — Well, yes, my love. Tl have to The lat ci T always have Of course, you know, Tnever made adress. Mamma Would never let me try r little wife like ag pu wouldn't let yc Go look Oh, yes, there'll be the To make They line the waist and s Tt last al le dl buttons now are quite the F uu That we And he seems much stronger, ves with silk, reat A 1 some Fmy co ¢ really little works 0 Only five fifty a dozen, And then, let's see I'll have to get ribbon, lace and gimp, Some canvas for the bottom (Else it would be too limp) Elastic bands to strap it back And make me look Some whalcbones, tape and croteheted balls— And now, I think, that’s all Ob, not Of, course, T couldn't wear A different col iar et, T'll have to buy a stylish hat With a dozen bird's wings on it And then a pair of dainty Delicate f Then you shall tal The very first br wnorg me for a walk Lit day Discerning as to Fruit. A man stood on the walk near City Hall with his hat in one hand and a bundle of pencils in the other, A_ cartoon over his Breast read: * Plea ehelp the blind.” A gentleman who passed dropped a half- nund bunch of fine Isabel grapes into the fat. ‘The blind man felt of them and said: “'Thank’ee, sir; thank’ee. But—er— would you mind changing them for Catawba. Teat that many Isabels, the last week, I'm almost sick of grapes, but I could manage a pound or so of Catawbas if they was choice, sir.” THE JUDGE, j OFF THE BENCH. | —_ | Tur New Onteass years old, but it’s cireu ns of torpidity. Picayune is fifty ation does not jay NINE MEN OUT oF TREN think that rich- ¢s are a burden and pity the we that the load. iy so much part of the| a Samari- | are willing to of this it unredeemed t ‘There is more tunism afl n cynics are willing to allow, Tue Boarp or Heaxtu’s raids on beer ted brass fuu- cets will give legitimate beer a longer time adulterations and coppera in which to use a man up and so t generation is slower than jim-ja onsumption, in time, A cask is THE Detroit courts that every- talking al headlined picions Death of a Babe.” And. pre sa day there of suspicious births of babes that little | “Thus usy our nt was: bor ably there are a dozen © ttrac or no attention, stale taste.” | Fevtos wanker statis make one think of * Romeo and Juliet "—so many fryer’ Ils. Eat an alleged saddle-rock dish and you will be again reminded of fryers’ sells (We leave references to “austere,” “ cov | shell ont,” ete, ete., to the rabble of | paragraphists. ) success of the Chics wit go Rambler has of anhydrous reporters be called the | They “allow” that Chicag: | chief industry ought to be organized, and that it will fill a long felt want of her busi- ness and political circles, to start a Gambler. Chicago Tue UskrUL avTiHoriTy about hotels and beer-gardens that we call a ‘ bouncer” in this country, is known shucker- out” in England. When a dude puts his hand familiarly under the pretty bar-maid’s the e the title. chin she immedi. Hs on bouncer to put the chuc Tue Grasxt Moxewest has been imposed upon so often Comission bi ive check jokers that it will not rec more check This is good news, if late We fear that when the fun committe | made up it received a check it can never re- cover from. It is povert perfluous wealth, yestricken with su- Ir Boston, that Brer, WAS PROVED in the sean. may. case, uber went toa Baptist convention with a bath his bi | uit in ‘The precaution was so appropriate in a goo | Baptist that the comment excited by the Would it not morals | disclosure is | sub: ather strange. of igion if members of the Bowdoin ve the ¢ re ng suits all the time, her- church wore bath metically sealed? GOING TO THE MOUNT. “The wind tlower and the violet Fished of mind all my Has vanished even so, yn wills that pantaloons and wide nd the wearer's legs 4 rhinocer--ous are of the am Ht her pair, sort, Tcan't afford hey the Mountain went When it wou Soliy And make my ome to him elf on restaurant fare, more slin An In hen PH blo» test fashion dn om forth once mi omy te s before the crowd e best, Tlun ary hh pa red men from 100 te the event of the elopement of the And the wife who wants to keep her lord in a delightfully warm bath has only to remark now and then, ‘Really, now, Rudolph, don’t you think you had Letter insure?” The Prattling Innocents. A little three-year-old was trundling his cart around the room when his mother told him to put it up, as he was making too much short time there came up a sev lerstorm, On hearing th thunder the little fellow went up to his mother and said amma, Dod’s dot his tart out, tan’t Edit m He was seated in the parlor holding and chatting with little four-year-old) Willie waiting for Miss Lucy Says Willie, * Mr. Delmar, is your name Jo-Jo?” Willie, what) made you think it ise [heard sister Lucy tell mamma ning that you looked exactly like aced man in Barnum’s cireus.” Exit Delmar. SIGNS OF THE TIMES. em to be remarkably chipper this erved a Darrowsville man to ighbor, who is the father of fou liters. ** What's in the wind? 1, in the first place, bu: ness it is, is im- The “Well, what of i “ And the Good ‘Templi d the onion ere What are you driving a “Why, don’t you sce? to be an off winter in matrimo: MORGAN. in Tre- land, and an election on, too. Irish love of enerating and her whiskey is It’s A LonG TIME between rows, liberty is de diluted, we very much fear. comicbooks.com