Judge — October 17, 1885 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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SEASONABLE thas been felt i Already the fr The trees of their leaves will And the days be chilly and dre ‘The emerald beauty will short! y from the meadow of w lover of nature will n “Tis evident autumn Annual Chestnut, atumn leaves to pi But the season ne joy t toil has given hi knuckles are barked and his fas aks it is time t ils it a difleult job to do; He bas tried cach section and elbow, too, or he can't get the p His face o'erspread with a gloomy frown, His mis'rable fa But his wife in th A section of stove f “Tis tried and is found to be just the thing And his weary labor fs o'er. The Season of 1885-6 Begins. Once more on the little rolling wheels The maiden her supple grace reles around the fi ‘The motion a flush to her chi with the light of excit maiden is smiling for well she knows That she’s mashing the dudes once the heart of the What maiden envies her not? A picture of naut y from the English yacht When the aut ves are falling and the nights bobolinks and orioles have hushed their | summer song When the beauty-bl breezes wilt the grasses and the flowers, southward to a warmer -all for whiskey punches is increasing at and pay the principal, likewise the interest And get the ulster out at once, your keeps for you. [Boston Courier. Grand Opera House. by the successful tobert Buc! alae ant her of aay and ‘Storm Beaten, traction at this theatre last week, s vas one of unusnal merit and individual ex- including the young emotional THE JUDGE. actress, Miss Cora S. London’ ‘Tanner. ‘* Alone in is the strongest and most impres- sive play of English life we have had for y Compact in structure, vigorous in tone, faithful in heroism, and expressive in language, Mr. Buchannan has charged his play with adramatic force and a human in- terest which neither his ** Lady Clare” and “Storm Beaten” possesses. — Magnificent scenery, marvelous mechanical effects, the Old Sluice House, with rushing water at opening the and the finest view of Westminster Bridge and Houses of Parlia- ment ever sven on the Ameri ry ANDERSON commenced her under the di of Mr. vy, at the day as Rosalind in’ Shakespeare's play As You Like It.” How to Buy a Piano. In former times, when pianos were sold from £500 to $800, and then only for spot cash, none but the wealthy could afford such a luxury, But to-day it is very differ We are reminded of this by noticing that the enterprising tirm of Ilorace W & Co., of New York, offer elegant new pia- nos, of their own manufacture, at about one f these prices, and morever, sell them in all parts of the country, near and remote, on small monthly payments, Our own deal- ings with Horace Waters & Co, warrant us in stating that all parties who buy of them honorably will b treated ure to be and liberally OYE! Anxions Wife—* Henry, have you seen Georgie within the lust hour? I'm afraid he'e fallen overboard and been dr Husband—" Oh, 1 guess he's all r wouldn't worry, if [were you, Til take a look abont the boat, and see if he isn't with little Harold Brown: they are such fri Anxious Wife—“If they're t Henry, you'll probably find them in companion-way.”—[Tid Bits, e388 “Tow does aman snuff a candle, Mr, Flipkins?” “Up inis nose. er course.” [Saturday Union. “T carry a rai remarked a ferocious looking woman, as she pulled a rubber bot- tle on a helpless baby in her arni [Merchs Not adefaulting bank officer in Canada has taken the small-pox. This is the best of evidence that it is not worth takin [Philadelpt man—‘* W it Traveler. Call. Butcher to saloon at do you want with so much beef liver? man—*I need it—am going to turkey lunch to- t."—[Ark. Traveler, Lady caller—* I much prefer colored s rants to white ones, don’t you Mra. B Mrs, B—* Well, Ivy, Mrs. R., it depends upon the color, you know. I green ones.”—[ Boston Gazette. an’t endure Water contains microbes, whiskey is full of snakes, and a bottle of milk exploded at Baltimore the other day. It looks as though we will have to drink beer all winter, [Newman Independent, Smith—T hear that paying attention to M Tam glad to hear it.” use it’s the first time I nything.” [St. Paul Herald, “A Western preacher refused to fight a man who called him a liar.” ‘The clergy- man guid he was employed fighting the devil, and could not spare time to engage in acontroversy with any other member of the family. —[ Norristown Herald. “ Docto said a man, worked, T must have rest. you advise me to do.” * of Labor and quit work,” plied. —[Arkansaw Traveler. “T am over- What would pin the Knights the doctor re- 1 you have some corn? ked the rk landlady, offering an ear to. Ma- jor Cash of Kentucky “Thanks, yes. Ab, mistake, We never spe Kentueky.”—[Tid Bits. excuse me, no—my of thai corn in QUIZZING A QUERIST. Something about the e or his manner, or possib tracted my attention; any’ talk to him and hear him gincer, his face his clothes, at- y T wanted to talk about his here is a wonderful fascination railway engineers, locomotives and railroad men, and Iam especially sus- ceptible to this fascination. But before I could get to the engineer I speak of, who has a passenger engine on the I. B. & W., nother had him im conversation. I am always willing to let anybody else make a fool of himself and ask the questions, just so I get the benefit of the answers; so I let him ta while | hung around and diet- ned. ‘This engineer wasn’t like any engin- eer Thad ever made friends with before. Ile was wful practical fellow. The ger said: isa very exciting life?” aid the engineer, with an air of + I meant, isn’t it?” said the pas- senger. “Oh,” was the reply, with a satisfled ac- cent. ‘Then after a pause, “Well, [ don't know; do you see anything very exciting about this? Tle was lazily stretched ont on his cushion, dividing up his paper of fine-cut, putting all but one chew into his vest pocket and putting that one chew into {is tobacco pouch, so he could show the fireman that was all he had, should that useful official r fidgetted a bit but didn’t wantto give itup. I didn’t know how to Jenough that I didn’t go into the siness with the quiet man, said the passenger after a little are we pretty near ready to pull asked the engineer. train.” ain isn’t in anything. “Why, the Train’s all right.” Well,” said the rei ady to ge Tam,” * quietly remarked the engineer passenger, ‘‘ are we “are you?” * You've asplendid engine there,” said rain’t mine,” the company’ “Tow much can you get out of her,” * replied the sphinx “ it’s The engineer looked surprised. “Can't get a cent out of it,” he said, “can’t get anything out of anybody except comicbooks.com