Judge — October 3, 1885 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. much to make others famous, yet its mem-| grunt)—“ Oh, yes! Clara can sweep into & ON BUSINE: bers must remain obscure and unknown, | room grandly enough; but when it comes to J} “ . Mids y 8! . . hinny had been f * the entire day, take note of the fact that an Illinois editor | sweeping out a room, she isn’t there. “Tl have to punish you for. staying is shortly to be married in a baloon at a| [Bloomington Eye. | ,wav all day and neglecting your woke country fair, and be comforted. y all da glecting y . [Buffalo Express. 44 A negro boy, while walking along the street, took off his hat and struck at a wasp ‘Oh, y purty way to do. Drunkenness is now said to be a conta-| that had alighted ona tall shrub, hanging There's Cleveland’s been a fishin’ fur a ious disease. This is no new discovery, | over a fence. The boy put on his hat, whole month and nobody says nothin’ however. It has long been known that a| turned toa man and said: about that, an’ just ‘cause I “helped to man returning home perfectly sober after) ‘I thought I got dat vass, run the gover’ment on business prin- doing the town with some boon companions, “Didn't you get him ciples only one day you want to lick is pretty sure to catch it from his wife when | _‘* No, eah, but I—” he snatched off his m ; he getsinto the house. —[ Louisville Journal. apped his hand on the top of his ne punishment was justly postponed . head, squatted, howled and said sine die—[Kentucky State Journal. “Mme, Adam is the best d J “Blame’ti didn’ git dat ole w in Paris.” History repeats ii : [Arkansaw ‘Traveler. | Adam was also the best dressed woman inthe | _,., ‘ ‘ aa | aCe ORE eae Garden of Eden. ‘There may be some dif.| The druggist had filled the prescription THE MODERN SHAKESPERE. ference in the style of dresses worn, how. | While the man waited and walked up and |‘ [ow didst thon like the visiting di- cre unless the Pario, Mine Adam ia a bal. | down the store and drummed on the show vine? Did he not All the pulpit well, me let dancer.—[ N. orald. case with his fingers, but as he was pasting . ot danger. [Norristown Herald the label and directions on the bottle ho| “Not quite as well, TM wager thee, Mamma—* What did you learn in Sun | gave a sudden start did fill his paunch before the prea day School to-day, Bertie?” Bertie—“ Oh, nything wro! asked the quick- child.” something about some Southerners.” Mam- | eyed customer. * What proof hast thou, Sir Censor, that ma—‘* What! I guess you must be m oN Phat is—.” his maw wa edc’er he gat him to his taken, Bertie. ‘Thero’s nothing in the Bible i de a mistake incompound- text?” about the people of the South.” Bertie— | ing and got in poison of some sort!” *"Phe proof was in the sermon’s longi- “Oh, yes, there is—about the wise and fool-| ‘No, [haven't, I thought I had left ont t ‘There were some rare athletics in ish Virginians, don’t you remember?” the tincture of opium, but it’s all right—all | its course, and he did amble through his [Tid Bits. | right. [knew I hadn’t madeany mistake.” | mesh of words with billowing chest and ; ; “Oh, well,” said the customer, ashe re- wind mill emphasis, ‘The hour's. weird “ Did you notice, dear, at the party last | ceived the bottle, “I wasn’t going to kicks he could searce have borne had he evening, how grandly our daughter Clara about it anyhow, I am getting itforancigh- not foraged e’er the fleree ordeal.” swept into the room?” Husband (with a bor.”—[Detroit Free Pres “ Mavhap thy stomach moved thy censo : ship. ‘Thy grosser appetites did vigil keep, 12" Artistic Ezome Furnishings and put thy mental longings to repo: In sooth, sweet blanderer, thou hast J AMES B.Mc NAB, witless. cromsed th very highway of me reasonings. 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