Judge — September 19, 1885 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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He hadn’t said a word since we started. Look carefully at his face and you will see at once that he is a surly, morose and taciturn man. I was told that he had been disappointed in love. A half- breed woman named No-Wayno had led him to beheve that she loved him, and that if it had not been for her husband she would have gladly been the driver's bride. So the driver assassinated the disagreeable husband of No-Wayno, besides doing his other work. Then he went to the ranch to claim his bride, but she was not there. She had changed her mind and married a cattle man, who had just moved on to the ranche with a government mule anda brand- ing-iron, intending to slowly work himself into the stock business, So this driver was a melancholy man. He only made one remark to me during that long forty-mile drive through the wil- derness. About dinner time he drove the horse under a quaking asp tree, tied a nose- bag of oats over its head and took a wad of bread and greasy bacon from his greasy pocket. The bacon and bread had little cakes of smoking tobacco all over it, be- cause he carried his grub and tobacco in the same pocket. Fora moment he intro- duced one corner of the bacon and bread in among his whiskers. Then he made the only remark that he uttered while we were together. He said: “‘Pardner, dinner is now ready in the dining-car.—[Bill Nye. DEFIN TIONS. A cow’s horn—a milk punch. The best thing out—a big fire. A common password — ‘the please.” Some one declares the chambermaid to be the woman of dustiny. It takes a good many strikes to make a base-ball match go off well. Suitable motto for plumbers and underta- kers: ‘‘ Down with the dust.” Domestic pursuits—chasing the man of the house with a broomstick. What class of women are most apt to give tone to society? The belles. 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