Judge — August 22, 1885 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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ser hg LIL 2 SS: ash Scan THE JUDGE. and for a vindication. ‘The court will be | so low behind as to show where a porous compelled to decide how low alady may cut plaster has been taken off the small of the her dress at the neck without being im- back, and if he has courage after that to go proper. Mr. Whitelaw, in the New York around in front of the lady, and find that “Tribune,” alluding to the need of a boun- | the dress is even lower in front, he is liable dary commission to decide on the low-neck | to have fits, The law should protect a man, question, s | and it is well that this case has been taken “With the methods by which the court | tothe New York courts, How many r will arrive at its decision we have no con- | spectable ladies who wear low-1 cern, It is evident, however, that the court | in public places, would consent to will have to appoint @ committee of experts, | witnesses in this case, attired in the dresses who will make a survey and fix a boundary they have worn so low, and testify that the which, in their opinion, should be adepted | woinan who was refused admission at the as the southerly boundary of neck. Such a ball did not outrage propriety, though her report, properly illustrated with a typo- ‘on that occasion might not be as low graphical map, would give the court sufli- as theirs often are. If dresses have to be cient data on which to base a decision. At} worn low on account of ventilation, or any rate, a decision will be made, and we | health, ladies ought to put screens in front shall soon know the true extent of neck, | of them, or a pane of glass.—[Peck’s Sun, and be able to decide at a glance whether any given low-necked dress k within the ” territ limits, or whether it unlawfully, Weak lungs, spitting of blood, consump. encroaches upon territory not appertaining nd kindred affections, cured without tb neck.” physician, Address for treatise, with two This is a question that all persons will be Stamps, Wortn’s | Disre saABY MepicaL glad to ace settled definitely, and it will be Association, Buffalo, N. Y. well for the judge to exercise great cere in —— the selection of a jury. A jury of married DAVID AND GOLIATH. men would be apt to decide that any low- — necked dress was too low. A jury of young Jiath wns originally the giant in a side- men who had sisters would decide the same | show in Gath, at thirteen dollars a week, way, bat a jury of wicked, worldly men, but when the war broke out he enlisted in who have no ielatives to be ashamed of, | the army of the Philistines, more for the would decide that the lower the dr bounty than anything else. This life seemed the healthier and the more stylish it is. to hit him about right, for Goliath was depends a great deal on who wears naturally lazy and trifling. Of course I'm dress, A lady with adress cut rath "y telling you this in my own language, but I'm seeing another lady with a dress cut even | viving it to you straight. lower, will stick up her nose and ¢ ra\ When the disgusting thing, and the next time she at- | the valley of tends a party she will outdo the ‘disgust | for § ing thing” in the lowness of her dress, A man who will chide his wife or sister for morning,:aflerbre wearing a dress too low will often hang in his brass plug hat, around some lady outside of the family, | ¢ cloth whose dress is too low for any kind of use me ladies do carry this fashion too far, sliath was a large, husky yahoo, from and no mistake, However wicked a man ailwaters of the Chu, and h may be, it gives him a chill to see adress cut | on jim like a horse-block. Without Doubt That poor fellow has some disease of the Liver or Kidneys. It is pitiful to see a man in such a condition. Ayer’s Sarsaparilla has relieved and cured hundreds of similar cases. army of Isracl camped over in it looked pretty squally ul, and he felt like sending in his sail ‘out 1 poke fun at Sint and his home guards. JonN Wri, &8 Moody st. Lowell, Mass. troubled with want of ap oppre q pains in of his back + ement of ye and liver, t e him a well Kerrannee, We ‘on bad action of le headaches, an ins in bis hock He was cured by Ayer's Sarsaparilla Jones Y. Grrennn n. for some years, fr Me tried Ay M. Hopkins. been t . but received no benefit until Ke Ayers Sarsapae Gapphghted pottles of this medicine cured him, Ayer’s Sarsaparilla, t. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all Drugg! ice 81; six bottles, 85. up in good shape, too. When he began on aman it meant six months in the hospital with careful nursing, and if liath felt grieved and burt about something a man had said about him, and took the man p to have a little talk about it, the man’s widow applied right off for the life insurance. In this way Goliath used to be respected very much around Gath. So every day he would come out on the s the armies of Israel, and tell Saul that if he had a full-grown man who had any sand, he would like to have him come r and get himself measured for a pair of wings. Day after day he would walk out with his bomb-proof clothes on, ar cordially invite the Israclites to come over, nd let him paralyze ’em. And Saul, rhalf of his people, declined the invitation, with thanks. Ife told Goliath that while he would be glad to meet him for a little soft glove tet tete, he would have to decline any meeting on a basis of open hostility. This caused the campaign to drag, and the daily papers in Israel began to eriti- cise Saul, and to ask why he did not come home and hoe corn instead of fooling away his time on the Philistines, Just then David came down from his father’s sheep ranch on Independence Moun- tain, over against Bethlehe dah, on the old California trail, to see how the war was progressing. He wanted to take a tri some place where there would be no dat of bodily harm, so his parents thought it would be safer perhaps for him to go down to the front, * where war waged its wild de- solution, and threatened our lund to destroy.” hey told him to go down where the two armies were engag pe and they would feel perfectly casy they cautioned him ‘not from the army into the w So David went over to hear his piece. Every morning for forty days the | dime-me ant ci ope court, requesting the "3 to come over and meet a fate worse tha cath, But the Israelites preferred death to general debility nd old age. They had relations at home on whom they were dependent. Just as David got to the front, Goliath came out and spoke with a loud voice, and cried out and defied the armies of Israe Saul’s army scattered and fell over each other trying to get into the woo and behold there were not trees for all the soldiers of the armics of Israel to climb. And David was disgusted, and told Saul that he would like to go out and fight the Philistines if some courageous Israelite would pme along and hold his coat for him. Everybedy laughed at David; and his brothers especially, as soon as they had stopped running and got behind a tree and recovered their breath, began to ridicule David. But David insisted on it, and told Saul that one time when a mountain lion and Prysictans and Dregelste Recommend BROWN’S IRON BITTERS Combining IRON with PURE VEGETARLE TONIC, = aod Enrieches the ftlood: Kidneys. 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