Judge — August 1, 1885 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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14 THE JUDGE. paid for them, and it is such a privil nee “k even if it gets a chance to? the big bugs and mix among ’em every day. sit and see you dealing out the tim i . The company guarantees to put | How are you getting along’ sentiments 80 unsophistically (anglice fre your money through, and it will do it, or] ‘Poorly, poorly, John. — I’ve got down ly), that one hasn’t the heart to’ smile ear- | make it good among the big bugs now and have a dread- donically, much less to snicker. Go on, Thav’s right, then, an’ my ole | ful time with ’em every night. sweet girl; say it all through, from ‘dear | woman hain’t ,80 tormented start as she [Boston Courier, teacher,’ to ‘and now, fellow pupils,’ in the | thinks she — same old manner and in the same old lan- | * Why sd A MOTHERS WARNING guage.” —[Doston Transcript. She said there wasn’t no safe way of — gittin’ the money to "Liza Ann but to Composed of Smart-Weed, Jamaica Gin-| have her go an” take it to her, Bat [ ger, Camphor Water and Lest French | thought I could sce through her little game, Brandy, Dr. Pierce tract of t- | an’ so I concluded I'd git a few ite and Weed is the best remedy for diarrhaw, chol- | find out for myself how the thing onraveled, era morbus, dysentery or bloodo flux, colic or | Between you an me, I’ve got a balky sort of cramps, and to break up colds. a notion the ole woman wants to flare out a little with some new duds, an’ if she was t CONSIDERING THE CHANCES get her claws on to that money I don’t « Well, what is it?” said the money clerk | D'lieve "Liza Ann would ever see a red of it, at the United States Express office the other | Notwithstandin’ she was good enough to day, asa man with a protruding under lip | lend it to me quite a spell ago, when I was and a defiant contempt for r halted | considerable hard up. My | ole woman is before him and put his dinner-bucket on the | Well-meanin’ an’ a middlin’ prim house- counter. keeper, but she’s ruther to deep sot on tom- Hain’t this the place where you take | foolery to be trusted much in money mat- money that’s to be sent some’r: sid the | ters, an’ I'd about as soon put money into a man, standing on tip-toe and speaking in a | bank an’ give up hopes of it at onest, as to low ‘tone, as he leaned forward over the | bave her git her hands on it. She don’t couritors mean nothin? wrong about it [ reckon, but | * Yes; did you want to make a shipment?” | #/pose she jest an’thelp it, an’ she wouldn't *Wuh?” ” have that money about her ten minutes be “Did you want to send some money | fore she" go to foolin’ it away on bustle , A etnee dy ~ | back hair an’ sich other nonsense as s Fhe enine bes + Well, no; not this mornin’; but [ reckon’ | happen to git her mind sot on, I'ma gi I will shortly, an’ so [dropped in as 1 w al much obleeged to you, sir, an’ I'll “along 16 git s fow itema about it, you the handlin’ of that money as I comealong Il right for me to drop in, wasn’t it? to-morrow, Even if you ruled out lightnin’ What did you want | [d risk ita blamed tquicker’n I would ; the ole woman.”"—[Chicago Ledg “ Where are you going to Johnnie?” “Only over here little ways.” + You ain't going near the * Nome.” that you don’t then. If you do I'll Nervous Debilitated Men fohirey send forty dollars — n, an’ NER LOV sho nover * His footstep on the stair T hear. Kut she will get it if you send it. cmnent’ Hovtill my vesting Beasil but how do I know that, though? r is mudcta i: S'posen the train runs agin snmpin, stands ‘hail bids each care and grief depart on its head, ketches fire, an’ burns up, een : ; here’s my forty dollars then?” je's drawing near; he’s at the door, In that case tho company would make Ob let my darling in, T pray ad”? I've le ed to see bim, tt before, But never as do to-day “the company would it back.” ‘The door is open and we meet, I wouldn't nt it back, I'd want And L once more my darling hug, my sister to have it. That'd be my main And rain upon him kisses sweet, reason for sendin’ it.” My Fido, dear, my ious pug 0 q il Gall She would get it. The company would [Boston Courier. pay it to her.” ——— Give it a Trial. “That's all right, then, But s’posen | SHE DIDN'T CONSUL THE MARKET A particle te appt body bulldozes your man on the car REPORTS. ir, I OR with a club, as I heard was done some’rs not ‘* Do you ever consult the market reports, back, an’ slides out th the mone: M eakpounder?” Smith asked, addre: tands the racket then—me or the com: | sing the boarding missus, Al ae ? “No, sir; I do not.” : She company, of course.” “T thonght so.” fanart, Whether they ketch the man or not?” | «For what reason?” “Ye “Well, you see, if you consulted the LADITR Ax gF ~ “ Hain’t thero no giggin’ back on that?” | market reporte you wonld purchase your ANTED-. Bitrate “No; not bit of it.” supplies when the market wa as_ most favor- “No comin’ at me with drawbacks, or per | able and I see that you don’t.” cents for this’n that?” “ Tow do you know that I don’t?” Ser 8 aa N “Twill tell you. Butter is someti NDY: Caer “Tvs every 'y dollar of it forked over to my | quoted wi ‘ou do not buy it th eters to all Chien sister is it ater what happens?” “T don't?” Adres, wearin nt.” “No. You always bny butter when it is gar ale ae “Ta it jist the same in case of bein’ struck | strong.”—[ Boston Cour by lightnin — UR . * Certain ee Secret, involuntary drains Sat USS ly wives half brother—the one in| upon the system cured in thirty days, De: aes Michigan—had a barn struck by lightnin’ | Pamphlet giving ti rticulars, three OR. WARD , sot on fire an’ burnt down, an’ I'm | stamps, ress World's Dispensary Medi- switched if the company he was insured in | cal Association, Buff didn’t crawl out of it somehow or uther ‘an he’s hed his nose to the grindstone ever _. NOT THE SAME KIND. ca Pliers “preeuica Maken NOT EOL sense on account of it. 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