Judge — July 25, 1885 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE, PRISCILLA’S PUG. hagreed with mine that we hordered 1 the same design for hour respective re and in the same quantity. £4,000 _ is Y 000 in Hamerican mon Isn’t it’ Mr. / Hangs pare pup, Itcertainly is, Sir Joshaa,” responded y thing | = 1 the ladies hug, He'd chewed up all her rubber shoes, | «Then M ng, fill upan order blink And eaten up the rug with a duplicate for me to show to the Hempress of Hindia on my return and Mr. nce will sign both. Mr. Le Grand Bounce, having taken two or three more did sign and very soon thereafter was escorted to his room by his three entertainers who, having respectfully He tore down all the pillow stams And fought with Tommie’s cat, He made the window shades look sick — | he new door m: pulled off his boots, thoughtfully turned out tess one Mays he Jus at Dey | the gus, having previously shown — their jaralon a wlifte felt Liat guest which was his trunk and which his 1 % bed, to avoid the necessity of experiment. sod incancedirn’t | L. L. LANG. houlder y raw to cateh it, | — | ve the field, a hornet’s nest | RULINGS. | And then might the bebolder ized and tried to fete it— | Have seen a circus, as the pug Grew funnier and bolder. A MAN boasts that his charac! been questioned, Perhaps that is the he s never on Ww vt Is so well, | Maybe the character The bat he tossed and questioning. The track he was = But unconcerned he turned and turoed And all the depths of woma While he the hat wax chewi Were searched for balm and calm for And little did the poodle dre A cursed, nasty poodle pup Of what great grief was bi 1 soon he lost 4 scilla hud to bathe dear” in ca would on Ir ts aid that the applicants for appoint- ments by new Democratic officials, when T wouldn't give a d—n for given civil service examination blanks, erally throw them aw dently should ti to ‘* the boys Some one evi- + : . : ; out in the cold, the reps. will probably not | Onk ny one the Democratic authoritivs object to d e detailed to read the papers little of that. We advise the are going back on Democratic followers. as Prohibs. to mix ina little cloves and capsi- |The New York Worl/ thus consents to sce cum also, when they make it hot. the offices filled by Republicans, saying: _ “As to the oflices, care who gets them, pointees ai Ketrry, the Great Unwanted, has taken to writing funny articles for the tichmond papers—as if he were not already The World dovs not provided the ap- ithful and honest. Tue apMinistration has made a bad precedent by appointing a foreign minister who can speak the eapable, f langhed at enough, He means te go down guage of the country nt, and cannot speak or even read Greek and Latin, The converse has long been the rule in foreign appoint- ments—including, until Mr. Lowell, that of St. James, to history in the character of, Le Homme qui Rit—The Man who Writ. to which he is sé MINISTERS’ SONS often follow in other footsteps than those of their reverend | fathers, but when a minister's president of the United States he shouldn't go bass-fishing on Sunday. ‘The fact that he has extraordinary luck only makes his ex- ‘Tue Prommitiontsts threaten to make it hot for the Republicans this full. Being n gets to be ample the more demoralizing to the Sunday- school cause, | Titese weWsraren accounts headed “Cleveland’s Big Strike” did not refer to President Cleveland’s strike in the pit of the stomach of Tilden’s frod issue by the appointment of Noyes, who secured the Florida vote in ‘76. It was all about t strike in Cleveland, O. It was a lock-out, not a knock-out, iron-worker’: Ir Gov, Hoadly, of Ohio, de the Democratic nomination (3 s not want he says he a does not) and does want tor ize Mr, “ Noyes’ services in Florida in 26 (as he evi- 2% dently docs, in common with Cleveland) why i} does he not get Noyes the nomination? Ran- 1 | ning two Republican candidates would let “us have peace in Oh and put to rest the “great frod fasu Victor Hugo spent his thor on a camel's hair shawl for his wife, rehuse of fo useful an article shows his wisdom: young avthors are too apt to ck cup)— Merci, Madame, for ze coffee, Pardonnez squander their earnings on mid-winter straw- ¢ French take ze cognac wiz ze coffee.” berries and bejewelled dog collars. stearnings as an — | A SPIRITUAL HINT. Forties ‘Tram (handing ba moi, does Madame know comicbooks.com