Judge — July 18, 1885 — page 6: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

SUEY Se ie eee gene a 2 OR SRE TS BTS CNY TS SE NS coe egw eset THE JUDGE. Hvussasxp.—Wis Ware Hows. JIMMY'S LITTLE GOAT. Jimmy had a little h followed him about And cvery time that Jimmy stooped, That bad goat knocked him out! It followed him to sehool the female her, Bat she elimts Where Billy ¢ na bench fn't reach ‘er, ‘Then when the goat was hustled out, rod ‘round the door, nit Knocked hi ywner sauntered forth, a rexd oF mn What n The childre at buck Jimmy so?" “win wasben, “Mr. Others.” Others is the champion prominent man in lle country. I don’t except President Henry Ward Beecher or Signor Ye Sullivani. a politician, », financier, aay horse thie f, attorney ter of the gospel and \ he shines with effulgence in every. profes: sion he tac’ Others is ver: versatile—Others is. He'll speak from the platform of a church in the afternoon to thering of innocent Sunday- school scholars, and that night with the aid of half-a-dozen chums, he’ll wreck a Dutch lager-beer saloon. prominent at a,meeting of the stockholders of the Pennsylvania Railroad, in the after- noon he’s ‘*sént up” for yagranc long with some more bums, and that very identi- In the morning he is | AY. Wier cal night he'll be one of the sp meeting of the “* iety for th of Tomato Can and Infirm ¢ ‘To-day we re | ipulators of a financial corner in Wall st and to-morrow, lo, and behold, Mr. O: with several hundred more miners. for higher wages in the coal regions. ‘The intelligent compositor has 1 to use the cap **O” in setting pthe ne of Others. ‘That would soon ruin | the upper-c al consent in all printing off to use the lower-case ‘* ading individual precedents to j wellington boot kers ata F urniahi tonic, bologna sans The front name of Mr. Others is “Many, ge. but it is rarely used, as there is on! original | famil one and warranted-to-wash of that name in the country, and it’s a waste of space and time to always put his Chris- tian name in print. Everybody who reads knows the individual that is meant, for be stands conspicuous as one of the’ world’s living characters. We pick up our morning paper and read as fol “The President long day of it terday, there bei large number of allers at the White ‘Tlouse, among whom were Vice-President Hendricks, Hon. S. J. y : | Randall, Speaker Carlisle, Senator Edmunds | and OTHERS.” A day or two afterwards this item makes its appearance: Pe Three-Card-Monte rode into Yankton yest the town carmine-colore They killed the sheriff, maimed two Sunday-school superin- tendents and eet fire to the orphan asylum, and made their escape before the citizens a nd OTuenrs, rday and painted that exhilerating and life-reviving free-lunch | gang of cow-boys, headed by Mexican | Wuere 1s Het | covered from their panic and offer resistance,” nd here he i: st the Church id of the fund the heathen of > last Sunday. livered by the and fervent canse were Kingdum- for purchasi Upper ! address w Rev. Mildew) Mushmull prayers for the success of the offered by Brothers Shoutemup, ul Oren et conference ifth Avenue present were W. IL uy Gould, | Hotel. Vanderbilt, bert Garrett and cents in money bunches of onion tops. Mrs.) informed the police th y Skilly, two uve been | 1 das! W. Childs of Philadelphia, W. reoran of Washington and Oruens, arc, it is rumored, about to contribute a sum sufficient to. establish and | charitabl in Wa led * Repose e Lunch | And this is 1 node ‘lifoves, and king around the endow a ington to be and National one-half that the news- papers have to out OTnens, but strange as it may gh he is charged with every ¢ alogu: noboby ever heard of Ornens’ being hu even imprisoned, Why, only the other d ad in a reputable newspaper that there wa no doubt that Douglas and | OTHERS, ste hed Now then, as Mosher and Douglas are both dead, I demand that this man OtiHens ed and the mystery of ‘* Who stole cleared up. | Arrest OTnEKs! . FOSSETT. comicbooks.com