Judge — July 18, 1885 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Harris had been - | his he but the troops were The People of Chori! eter was taken church to join a select fishin St. Peter had only one t isenough to bring g isheries of Chorillos f happy thought to make remembered for the li saint of fishermen.—[ Buffalo party on the BUGS FOR EPICURE nating bugolo; colintey fried chicken, and quite ns good as An old ce olored man arket day added t 1 | and ran into the office. customers at the in front of the send up, and rapped on the I wants to sce de bi the messenger who respec pulling a dirty mis po ket and Ihanaling it periodical cic dows were filled with w is that horrible smell?” man, fer God's sake,” and enquired what this was all about. “Tse done brought yer "interrupted the ous Debilitated Men i ic Malled free by addressing Voltale Belt Dreggists Recommend ‘ BROWN’S % IRON ‘BITTERS thoroughly tavlaorn ‘oot blacken the tooth cane headache, of THE JUDGE, to the wagon. 3, bug: no bugs. of laughter from the windows. Its—” What man? 1 bugs, “Tt’s de locu Locusts—where In de bags, boss. Look a hyr—fat one He opened the nearest sack and aspongy mass of living and dead Fhe cold sweat started out on the cl brow of the Pre or, while several en nloyees were in iminent peril of convulsions, The Professor, ng the earnestness of the | huckster, took the shorte: queer dilemma. How much do you want he hastily enquired, * Tree dollahs—a dolluh a bag—ely dirt cheap—only ones in the “Here, now, get out of this Professor. ** We don’t want— “Doan yer want de bugs, bos the old man in astonishment. * Good gracious! No! ‘Take And the Professor caught his nose amidship lot? for the [Pittsburg Dispatch. tupture fistul and all diseases (exc wel radically eure ettea stamy tl Associ pile tumo: pt cancer) of the lowe: Sook of particulars, World's Dispensary Buffalo, N.Y. Medi my RIL NYES ORATION IE SPEAKS TO AMEIICANS OF THEI FOORTH weLY PHiy One hundred and since our to be free out ind mes to come FeLtow-citize irs have now lared all nt n fat equal and t for the oppress y men hold 1 of other here and help us kill off the Indians. Tt has been a great st It has been thoroughly demonstrated to a dying world that all men are fully equal to all ot men, if not more 80. to-day to our broad lands, our luxuriant national debt_and our steadily increasing Mormons, We have only a few more In dians to wipe out, and then the oppressed ner will have it all his own way. The men who declared themselves and independent 109 years ago are now Yielding to the free no more. At nervous strain ident to a red-hot campaign, they finally and died, As forefathers we | can never successfully supply their plac and their untimely. death cast a pall over this otherwise joyous occasion, To-day from ocean to ocean America re- joices. From the humid Atlantic to the moist Pacific, the mighty cannon thunders forth ion’s exultation, and the smaller of and cannon gathering in its harve thumbs. This is an annual holic great national thumb carnival. We rejoice that the idea of freedom sug. gested itself to our forefathers. Otherwise we would all be in Canada to-day. Now only a part of us are there. Let us not speak lightly of Canada, for some of our largest moneyed men are there. While we would not care to be a part of Canada, it 8 a good proviuce to smuggle into or smuggle out of. It is a good place to stroll into after banking hours, while the Board of Directors are in session. One hundred and nine years ago the King of Great Brita n mule the great mistake of is s with invisible soap, and pointing | | drinking alka | them in as pat of the | em away!” fore- | and | ments | | | If the feeling of remo We point with pride | his lift I only regret that he did not live | to see it as we see it to-day. Had he been less overbearing toward the infant colony, the jung men of America would ili water in Egypt to- could have fought the heatl globe and left our shoulder blades to bleach in any clime which we might select. Had the royal tyrant softened a ‘little toward the atruggling settlements in America one hun- ay. OW nall over th dr and nine years ago he could have bor- rowed our navy to-day if he would agree to take good care of the worms and return she found them, different, and to- bitter consequence ood order But he decided to day he must take the Kings are not always right. They fr qui ntly tleft. Of all the many” kin whom T have known personally, and whom I have been thrown more there are only four or tive ment T could rely during a That is the reason L very rarely crowned head when fam in trouble I seek out some r-hearted and with ten une Itish pawnbroker and tell him all. There om ud, fellow-citizens, whieh Isee with my prophetic eye, just climbing the distant horizon of our national Hance yoner or later it the f Is it the le day for us aus Chinaman or the great unlaundried Mormon? [hear you k. Is itthe spoils system under which one-half of our people will always be happy d the other half accursed? Is it the kiln- dried, fire and burglar proof w American dried apple pie which is 1 vading our happy homes? Is it the simoon breath of New England rum w would eat out the vitals of a stone quarry and go back the next ay to inquire for the u thousand tin u If our republican form of Fa gether for ninety years more, we will have tu celebrate agit wid it makes my head ache to think of it, which shows itself BP “HNY-FEVER RLEACHED REACTIF HY wnity Cteete ATOUR, 26 Hiadialo, N. Ye Set C= ‘vee ores OR WARD & COss LOUISIANA, 0, comicbooks.com one