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not noticed whether gravestones this sprin are cut bias with a train, or made d with a shirred waist and fluted bog« [Norristown Ie ld. having got his rival in An Arizona editor, i} the more liberty he can have. tocnjoy himself, all he ne foreign accent and a willingn with politics as soon as he gage off the steamer. The more I American institutions the more I regret that T was not born a foreigner, so that I could have somethi bout the manage ment of our gre . If Eeould not bea foreigner, I believe I would prefer to be a Mormon or an Indian, not taxed. —[ Bull Nye. f that the saloon-keepers are moving heaven and earth to get him out, as their business i] has fallen off since he has been cooped. iy When he gets out what a thirst he will | || have! "—[Chicago Ledger. | We guarantee that every man in America 1 shall fill himself up full of liberty at our ! || expense, and the Teas of an American he is is a slight to mix up = WHAT AN M. C, WILL STAND. y, Smith, I want a little adv intended father-in-law is coming to Brooklyn, and I must do the honors right dle. Now I'd like to take him nd, but I’m afraid he will think I'm wild and put his veto on me. [don’t know whether to spring the Young Men’s Chris- tian Association on him or the theatr i What would you do?” anx inquired || Jenkins, yesterday, as he strolled into Smith's paper store “What business is he in quietly t “He “asked Smith a ongressman.”” oh, thedevil. Take him | | York and paint the town red, i | —[Brooklyn ‘Times. , | —— Don’t hawk, hawk, blow, Hy gust everybody with vour offensive breath, Bt but use Dr. Sage’ arrh Remedy and end it, ; BILL NYE'S VISION. Night before last the hotel and in the hou fter Thad registered at n assigned “the last room I use the language of the I hotel clerk—I went into the dining-room to | tea, It is not my eustom while traveling to tt smile on one in whose heart a hope might } ring up to ba dashed to earth by my de- { | parture. If [ have caused pain in that way ‘ | Faia acednténd to do's, ‘I can joke and carry on and have a real good time, but Ido i || not wish to inspire in st hope which 4 may be blasted, ah, alas! too soon. finger she wore a diamond ring with perfect e. She knew how to work that finger in order to get the most possible glitter her diamond. Every little while I would look over there and revel in her beauty, and I thought that she was not entirely insensi- ble to my charms All that evening shi in my mind. I ” dreamed that night that I swooped down a |) It was not long before I discovered a beau- \ | tiful blonde of the female sex the farther | end of the room beneath the chandelier, } Her skin seemed to be of a delicate 1 color, and her hair was corn-colored. A || clothes alsu, were entirely new, I | judge, and made especially for her. On her } w: jail for assault and battery, thus gloats over | || him: Our quondan contemporary is lyit || as usnal—this time in jail. We wnderstane | tiful v | grumbled at the stingines THE JUDGE. | upon her and carried her away to the re- | ling to pay a scent tax on a twenty- motest boundaries of the world in a special | cent lunch,—[N. Y. Com. Adv. car. The next morning I awoke hungry, | for Ididn’t eat much supper the night be- fore. I went down to breakfast, waiting and fooling away my time, hoping that she would come While I was in the breakfast room, and I would fill myself up with the beautiful vision and a cup of coffe Anon she She with calm disdain and an air of hauteur, and such things as that. The head waiter waived his hand like a self-acting duke in a ve her a seat at my table, up through me and I laid down rsa which I was about to elf when she dawned upon mi ed to look across the tabl in the full glare of the ne thing that I discover hadn't put her yellow w It was alittle higher on one ear than the other, which gave her the air of a young man who has over-monkeyed with the flowing bowl. This showed to the casual spectator a glimpse of her own moth-caten, sage brush hair peeping out like the faded tail on an | old buffalo robe. Then I knew that we could never be more WORKED TIE WRONG RACKET. “Ma and I,” she suid shyly, ‘are more nm mother and daughter. id, with a lingering inflec- tion on the afterguard of his *‘ yes,” which an to the ceiling. , indeed,” said the girl, with a rosy flush on her cheeks, making her infinitely more beautiful than ever. **Maand I are inseparable. We have never been sepsrate tiled into the room thrill passec the vul, are all Dr. Dye’s Celebrated Vo Appliances at her | « The | she to than friends. Her nose was rei I she had not been properly cal- cimined. In the hurry of dressing she had | FOR WEAK RACKS. KI OR LIVER TROUBLES lhern with ‘the powder- rag and | BROWNS TRON BITTERS, combining Iron with of course, the nose, " not the powe smed up robust and purple im the ghastly waste of cheek bones and other osseous form Ah, what a pain it g: e meto see my beau- | ion fade thus before my eyes! Then I thought how I had smiled on her the even before, and how, perhaps, a new hope had sprung upin her heart, and I fe that when she knew it was all over between us, te shock, at her time of life, might kill ner, Tleft my hot pancake syrup all over the with the maple n,and fled. Out into the din, the hurry and ‘the tireless rush of the mad, mad world, trying tostifle the memory of that broken heart. Should she s lines [hope she will not think bitte me. [still admire her as a well-preserved ruin, but love in such a case would be a hollow mockery.—|[ Milwaukee Sun, RUPTURE, BREACH OR HERNIA, New guarantecd cure for worst cases with- out use of knife. There is no longer any | need of wearing awkward, cumbersome trus: Send two letter stamps for pham- yhlet-and references. World's Dispens Ty YOUR TH HOME! Medical J i 3 Main Street, Buf- falo, N. THEMED STATES BUILDING CO, New York. ‘aed sold on the monthly BEATING THE CUSTOMS. A pedestrian making a tour in Italy was about to enter a small town, carrying ‘in his of those who are not share knapsack his luncheon and a botile of wine, | Ie as an fnvestment. Good without being aware that at all town-gates a | senator circuiftdends Guaranteed. tariff of about twenty per cent. is laid on BOARD OF TRUSTEE: such commodities. and demanded s KY, PrevtN. Y., Ridgeway & Pitta R Ry An officer stopped him en cents tax. ‘* Tax for 3 Liberty Street, N. Ye what?” “On those provisions.” “But [| 2 any. S. ¥ am merely passing through this town. I'do | sapaer ery. Binreae not intend to “Can't help it, cents.” “Twill sec | Zone® Paseen about that,” and going toa grassy plot afew | pm. suse. Ce rds without the gate he unbuckled his | Bav#gxe 1. De ck and disposed of the edibles then ther The lunch in its new situation a8 not taxable, and he passed through withont challenge, while the customs officer of a man unwil- 1, See. and General Manager, 2 Liberty OFFICERS. - Cras. R. 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