Judge — June 27, 1885 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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is an adjective she which can’t be that variety com reform is most needed kitchen. [Yonkers States Where civil service is in the American an. It looks as though there was hard feeling and heart-burning among the faithful, when the Bourbon St. Louis Republican evolves the sareasm of expressing the hope ‘that Mr. Beecher will also receive from of soap in return for his father’s endorsement? ”—[Phil. Call. With all the boasted economy of the present administration, the public debt statement for May shows a smaller reduction than for the corresponding month vf last year. Cleveland will have to discharge another cook and a conple of scrab women, Norristown Herald, Phlit is a small boy who has the headache now and then, He had it on Monday, and ‘as he lay groaning while his mother bathed his head, he suid quite feebly: “ Say. mamma, how is it that such a little bo am can’ have such a dreadfully bi ache? "—[ Merchant ‘Traveler. of evel Two ployer hop girls were talking. “My em- said the pretty one, with a toss of her head, says I'm too handsome. for plied the homely one, with asneer, “3 must be right cheap and plenty, when he + won't pay them more than $1 a week for 16 hours work a day.”—[ Merchant Traveler, ‘Mr. Flipkins, what is a sche “Eh? O, it’s a—beg pardon, [me two—two masted sailing vessel.”” thank: Are you interested in ya Clairette? ” » LT merely know what schooners were you could igate more the bar without getting wreeled other mariner he knew."—[L. Ah, hting, anted to hooners across than any nn Union. NEVER ARRESTED BEFORE, A Texas justice “Were you nevel ‘ed be ; ebery time I’se been arrested | de policeman grabbed me from behind dey had a heap er trouble doing hit because I kin run like a turkey.” (‘Texas Siftings. FULLY IDENTIFIED. an from Philadelphia, who went to New York not long since, had had a commission from a lady to her brother, which he was anxious to carry out at once. “Where will I find Mr. B—,who is in the grocery business, on Broadway,” he New Yorker. “There are two brothers of that name both in the grocery business on Broadway,” us the reply. ‘Which do you wish to A gentl I mean the one who has a sister in Phil- adelphia.”—[Texas Siftings. What can be more disagreeable, more dis- gusting, than to sit in a room with a per ‘a who is troubled with catarrh, and hi g and clearing his or he of the mucus which drops into it persons ys to be pitied if they try to selveaand fail. But if they get Catarrh Remedy there need be uo failure, More depressing news for the honest | boring man! It was only a little while ago Mr. Sharp said | | ticulars two letter stamps. THE JUDGE. that lions went up in price, owing to the | way!” ‘gyptian misunderstanding, and now it is | ated that the carthquake on Sunday in r, India, will increase the price of ashmere shawls and attar of roses. Porgies and straw hats are still cl yway, own Iferald. fatilda!” he excla the rox love you.” med the persp' s of his tawney “Henry her fan lining off her “Henry. it does you credit, sumed Henry, with middle stud of h culate shirt front; ‘and do you, Matilda,—do you—er love “No, Henry,” replied Matilda, with n-humility-and-resigned-to-my- lot- “No, Henry, Ido not love you, but T esteem you as “Oh, stop that,” vociferated Henry, “ none of your esteem you as a brother; that’s too hoary a chest- nut for me.” And Henry on that same hour the lady forse True, he had to; but never you mind; he forsook her, all the same.—[Boston Transcript. ution, locks; she re- the mos- far below the ROU ON CROCKERY. “ What makes you look so down in the mouf,” asked Uncle M of Jim Wel . ‘My wife done broke anudder plate dis mawning.” ‘Dat's nuffin, De plate don’t cost yer more den adime, Dat Mton't hart much,” “Hit don’t hurt! I reckon yer don’t know dat hit’s my head she busts de dishes on. , dat’s rough on de crocker, tings, THE MOTHER KNEW. d Mother: T want y at ciel. is very pretty, too well to happines knows no more about houskecping than I do ow look here, George, She nd all that, but I know her it you to risk your life and by marrying her.” Why she not a bit.” Perhaps not, but sh * After r marriage is rather orge. + But you know a thir you were marric “Very true, George, and your poor father died of dyspepsia twenty years. ago [Toledo Blade, abo it ‘an learn.” e for that, yourself that you did not housekeeping until after LUcID PLANATION. “Is this the front of the Capitol?” a newly arrived stranger of an dark asked Austin . sah, dis heah side in front am de rear. I ts ter see de front, yer must g ar behind on de udder side.” —[Texas Siftings. 2 = = ® ly cured, also Pamphlet of par- World’s Dispen- sary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. Rupture radica pile tumors and fistulas. THE REASON. Two men were quarreling. One of them threatened to shoot the other. The threat- | ened man, in revival of an old piece of sar- casm, asked: “* Where do you bury all your dead?” Just then, an excited man drew the sa- tirist aside and said: “ My gracious! you ought not to talk that « Because he isa physician.” [Arkansaw ‘Traveler. 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