Judge — June 27, 1885 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Call, IIugo’s funeral was ** L was expected.—[Detroit ‘The silent watch not wound up.—[Ph able’ than A cow tulips "Traveler. A Detroit eclesiasti the tony pastor of the c! [Detroit Free Press. as two lij c not at all § dude is known as Why is elasticity like poetry? Because Spring wouldn’t be ring without it. [Merchant Traveler. » departure in New York theatrical to have the actresses appear in bare (St. Paul Herald, he new governor of Rhode Island is named Wetmore, He is evidently a Bap- tist.—[Newman Independent. They were talking | at e¢ ball nine: “ The strongest nine,” one, I ever saw was quinine.”—[Stoc! ton Maverick, A monument is to be erected in Paris to the inventor of soda water. We suppose it will bear a representation of the inventor’s phiz.—[Boston Post. wri —Some one has a poem on “The Tongue of Liberty he tongue of liberty generally belongs to a married woman, [Boston Post. rked Mr. Wilkins of White- . Y., ‘a little learning in a fool, like “ Ah,” rema hall, scanty powder in a large gun, will sometimes | make considerable noisé “* Keep still,” replied his wife, bending over the restless babe in the erib.—[Merchant ‘Traveler. When Dr. Holmes’ brother John was ad- vised to take a wife and live in a better THE JUDGE, he said he pre a better half he would be sure of quarte [Towell Courier. better me one says, * A play must have a mo- aes of them hav it seems to get people to pay SI cont show. | Boston Pr in Wis- seems to join A soap mine has been discovered consin, ‘Thus even natuy the conspiracy to_preve [NX Upon being notified that she was divorc from her husband a Chie: lady said to friend that she ‘felt quite nnmant [Burlington wn Herald. ti “Time works wonde ys ay | man of twenty-seven when he returned home and found his eldest only eighteen. —[St. Paul Herald. A Fourth ward furnisher advertises con- tagion for sale, singly or by the dozen. Ie means the umbrella, ise everybody tukes it.—[ Waterloo Observer. * says a young sister The Mem thinks there is a storm gather- ing about the ears of the President." Disay pointed office-seckers are already thandering wl. —[Norristown Her Mrs. O'Malaprop, on returning from the irsion, was heard to. express ion at being spared te foot nson again. —[ Buffalo F steamboat e her grat on Terry Fer “To the victors belong the spoils vublican grocer, as he worked off a n bad eggs ona just appointed Demo- | cratic oftice-holder.—[ Washington Hatchet. | Will you pass | asked Brown, The landlay say it that made h * said the butter, Mr. F very time,” replied it was the way Fog: 4d. —[ Boston “I'ran The New Orleans Exposition hh Pennsylvania Day, a Woman's Day, jean day, and i Day comes the Day of Herald, ‘The difference between an article that is overproduced and non the crumb cloth, is just this : is a drug in the market, and the other is a mark in the drugget.—[ Lowell Courier. — How long does this train stop for re- freshments? ” asked a traveler, as he entered a railroad in “Tt depen’s on how | hungry de conductah am,” said the waite [Ex. woman has a right to do If that’s so, some wives are in a busin them who are they have no right to be in. | [Merehant Traveler. ‘The latest style of bustle is made of watch spring steel wire, and may be used for a col- ander, a rat trap, a pot e lightni ductor or a baseball catcher’s mask. [Norristown Hera The most singular freak of the seventeen- year locusts is the fact that they will insist on making their appearance annually—in the newspapers, at least. [Norristown Herald. Jimmy he’s as bad off; he um that sounds loi for the lady, Jimmy has a cough on an impty bar’. Cough [Harper's Bazar, umed if he should get | | } Demoe: [Siftings, ~ A scie nal tells how to. prevent hic-cough. Another good way is to refram | from going out between the j adj 13 Mulvaney (the aundress)—* Indade, ‘am, an’ it’s miserable Tam. Tam but jist on my feet wid the pain in my back, an’? W A writ won iy dees the modern It is probably: be- asks sily ni tire so € cause the modern) man imposes upon her more labor than he permits his horse to per= form.—| Norristown Herald, A late fashion dictum is that only widows. should wear the widow's ruching. ‘Then we ppose only nuns should wear nun’s veiling and only codfish attend codfish ball: [Oil City Derr Mong about this season of the ye 1 lays aside his religious training two or three times day, in order to drive the chickens out of the garden in a proper manner,—[ Merchant ‘Traveler, ke ar, a “ What is so rare yin June?” will be the question now asked by the para- aphers. We might mention, incidentally, that we have known March days that were absolutely raw, A little girl who, with her parents, had sueceeded in reaching home just before the rain come down, said: ‘ Well, we beat the Lord that time, didn’t we, mamma?” Sifting [Burlington Hawkey. Henry M. Stanley told the Barret Mis- sionary Socicty that a dead missionary was of no use, [is juston this point that the highest cannibalistic authorities differ from Henry M. Stunley.—[Detroit Free Pi “T got up at four o'clock this morning,” remarked the k-keeper to the “Indeed? You must have been very dry,” quietly responded the boss, and the conver- sation came toan end.—{ Merchant Traveler. boss. A chair has been invented which can be to over 100 different directions, Families blessed with a small boy should have one of the airs placed in. the church pew.—[ Bo: Mrs. Ella F. Kidd of Keene, Ky., has just completed a crazy quilt which contains 100,000 pieces and $48,688 stitches, In the me a scanty nwiile the little Kidds ran about in allowance of wardrob (Phila. Call. On an average 60,000 stamps are found loose every year in the letter boxes of Great Britain. slish stamps, to use an old pun, ure like truant school boys. ‘They won't stick to their letters. ‘Their backs ‘are not licked enough, perhaps. [Norristown Herald. “First Citizen—* You always stay at home in the evenin now?” Second Citizen—** Yes; my wife's father gave her $500 for a birthday present, and | oe m teach- per how to play draw-pol “ [Phi delphia Prog: The Boston Post says that Homer did not write the account of the 2 of ‘Troy until 300 years after the war was over. He thereby avoided secing the contradictory counts about it in the magazine (Phil. Call, It is the custom in swell Boston s not to introduce people. We suppo iety the son of it is that so many kinds of per- ein the best society nowadays, that it is hardly safe to permit. promiscuous in- troductions. Pass the beans, pl [Merchant Traveler. 1 substantive We don't but if woman Disraeli wrote that man w and woman was an adjective, doubt the gentleman’s word, comicbooks.com