Judge — June 13, 1885 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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were at first surprised, and then burst, into mind to transfer my defections ter some | youn many young gentleman laughter, perceiving the process by whieh I, e favorably located, | who had plotte t even with her revelled who at that time had to construct my E in the consciousness that they had succeeded | lish out of guide-books and dictio —— and that was enjoying a dose of the | found that ‘not to care a fig’ meant A PARLOR MATCH atiatia medieine she lind 86 freely given to sneer at a person.’ So when I wanted s WeQscteaRe ane , _ | others. figs, I thought figs and sueers the same silerntaa ta ligne Ke a Philip, as he | «TIL see who is going to do the most nl laughing!” she hissed as she strode back and | | the poorest I ever saw. t — : OH ‘orth across the floor, all the time grinding || | a parlor matches best h att 8 5 Tt } { A MAN WITH A BUMP OF LOCALITY her t * I'll show these smart ; Yes,” said Mr. Schoeppenstedt, smil- asked innocent Philip. young folks bitty ae aerpent and | | y looking around his study, ‘tit does look , for several reasons. ‘They never | SOPBen! asc gm agen) Py make Bomepowy | i confused, that’s a fact, b w just F mn’t_ take them so long to | 5° 3 that's. malts Mean Rats Jnsk bet ad i where to put my hand on anything L want. point.” Neer ho chet bee Bie. te AH || If anybody should clear up the Philip came up to the scratch, and a par- th monient S46: Hroceation, alio th Ka j { } | would only bother m io T nev lor match was made right there. 1 oat 1 are ” Ganley on ‘ be y- { body to touch anything in here [St. Paul Herald. | eae ete ey eae erying fe self, Now I want to show you that book we — Pe Nneed Atal uta hocneal ontatowoe Salis eid | were talking about. It’s right over here on WHY DIDN'T YOU TOLD ME so. | Pitta, ae ohte valniuen ti opinion of ated uel }| this desk—no, it isn’t, either, T put it in the ceeupnlce concerning his. charms. , ; A well-known German druggist recently | ‘+ Allaw!” cried the dude. | ! book Queer, it isn’t there, either, now. ' 5 3 “ i i prescribed a dose of ph of the boy Allaw! "the girl mockingly replied. ' Where in thunder is the confounded thin; ine - 5 e | nd gave instructions how to ta imme foah folity-foah pis AL Maria, Ewish you'd come in here a moment, SMU sate Mabtetons the girk’and then || iti } and see if you can Ane that blue-covered | 15 the drug store was mac sein: | abe glued for‘ear te tha hiandeplione to leat hy toms of cholera lingered around the frame- , and if possible to get a |] | And Mree'S. promptly finds it in the aii works of the man, and becoming disgusted y one of her customary tricks. i] drawer where Schoeppenstedt placed it him- ) 144 If th t Somerville C with the mode of treatment told the idly called the dude. ify seene ss jomerville Courier. druggist that he could not cure quickly replies ] f ii) “Vat!” exclaimed the dr Me] Isthis~ aw—Mise Me | Jones is a niceclooking girl, vas complete mit knowledge about dot | «Ves, sr, will yo | i |. ‘ now what you think || H ‘ id she'd be the belle of the town, | * Wall, “Why don’t you give me |< wnon De Gaul { |] if it wasn’t for one thi ve these terrible pains, the here the wicked girl cut off «She has cata unple “Now, yoost_look here vonce,” said the | her. SI ladoze ¢ “Who ish your pishness any- || i and nothing helps her. | Tam sorry, for I ; | "TE like her, but that doesn’t make uny less “Tam an expr ; but what has that | Cable for one to be around her.” got todo with it? | | he had used Dr. Sage’s Catarrh ~ “ Muldux in bar vo, ¢ Remedy, there would have been nothing of excited druggist. |] the kind said, for it cures catarrh every time. Der ribbin, und | ——— around dot you ha ven : UNFAVORABLY LOCATED. L sto it iM i t | Old Uncle Mose met Sam Joh vork i: & ow now him, und you bet | 5 IRON | him: : w | “TL hear, Sam, you am going to lead ter de \ seanser Tt CUEE | || altar one ob Austin’s fairest daughters. 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