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i _ THE JUDGE. 7 || a= : = ——_ |} struck he arose and moved towards the TEDDY O'FLYNN. | window, oe All was still. No one wandered | | ‘A Post Mortem Campaign Idyk | | over the moist alks, or with- " pale tas | | drew their peduls from the deep mud = of the gutters with a sound Tike an Teddy O'Flynn was a Dimecrat bold, | | exploding chamy gne cork. ‘The He voted for Cleveland ten times, 1am told, | | | | poet’s—for such he was—vaccillating ‘Kad Ue bwote thai lic \| mind could not recall the amount of Twenty men in the shat | time t ie tle al of the clock And divil o' bit was his services paid— betokened. rerefore, he thought it Excepting # drink from the date’s can, | strange that no one was abroad.” He To tone up his nerves when be went for hie ma | | WILL hie me knew not that the majority were ve wenn Fontes mane To the dre endeavoring to sle | 6 . He carried the ts iro" m sto | With my trusty sp Suddenly, waft the wings of incoe os A ‘ ee nea form; | For L thirst for g the night, came the discordant blasts ile : es Felon Kad lio ts 20 baughty of atrumpet, antediluvian cornet eeepatviiehue tas Soiprond, repeated remarks male. \s4 goo tne tee a ree and the twain went at in rattling 4d wee to the fellow wily for Blainet A Sul R 1 Al Irum He shouted but once, and Teddy O Flynt As Lpass 9 Sullivan-Ryan style. A bass drum wea sil SVT gully a interrupt thes, hoping sto make Came buck to the ranks with a beatiful grin, . Ab do-ry-dumt” ven the cornet and trampet , | . 5 will arise , Met simultaneously on the drum’s Now. when Mr. Cleveland had been mustered in,” | Nay, soothly—he will arise and fly P208 PW take th 1 M | ‘ | head. But the infantile triangle at- ake the post office.” said Mr. O Flynn; Tn the dusky 1 will soar and wait, | tempted to push them off, and the “THE handle the mail | With my ghostly hymn, like a wail of fate, flute and the hoo-duh assisted, while That cometh by rail | And may a noble the bronze knock-em-stiff lent its ef- Tice daily, bedad! to the City of Gs ‘And taste of his blood s0 warm and-aweet for Meanwhile another cornet, And so his petition, full wenty yards long, | While I blithely bura | assisted bya shrill locomotive’s whistle To Washington went, ably worded, and strong * Alnalosry-dut Janda Krapp gun, chimed in for all Tam much obliged for my goodly treat.” | they were worth. — But this was not The answer that came raised a terrible storm: fe shall tartiand fend j all; not much, The drum’ persisted |“ We've got to respect Civil Service Reform; it ea see i igs nal eL Me : in tale and the other instru- We must keep Mr. Brown | le shall turn, bewitched, with nameless fear, ts fol striving to’ knock out AsP. 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"This riled all of them, | So, shanks for your Inbors and deeds of renown.” || Aa ras nia and each went on his own hook until + Confound it!” cried Teddy, “I'm laid on the if Bue ! 1 4 it nded as though the musicians shelf. i | *aledo-ry- dum, | themselves would be blown out of the il make a Republican outen meself | And Pil mock and jeer and deride him there | buildin: And slowly, one by one, RE Sate See NESS | And every victim shall bear away | the nails forsook the roof, until, An’ whin Mr. Clew | FUG miarioot aavapeat..and for mans | we V by its long contest, at the yi ay wih te lead fi ie Pest by , the roof soared into the Mel s&h he had Ti Ile Htear himself, and annoint him oer, of the night Tit march with pay, | vow a revengeful hour in store gps * na uniform ga: | ae ET toualy hare ght the authorities didn't se SIE Ay { | An ly hum permit m sang to practice 40 late,” 2% Wee to the Dimecrats fe , Audo-ry-alum, | muttered the poet to himself, as he {I stand at the polls ia m | TH come again for u red de | prepared for the night by donning hig 4% head the Republican -, 'G | linen du | Fools that ye are! Go and wrap ye in . , 5 | i dal Ag td sie ‘Mas! the removal of the roof had They tried to console him, but ‘twas all in vain; : | been of no earthly avail, “The Jum He selled and he shouted for “Jimmy O'Blain | Mask ye with veils; ye are in my power, A ii 3 | tons sound: nd the brazen-throated And he gently knocked down will haunt you out in your iamost bawer, ] Wi : Te hum instruments kept upthe str Sever men of renown, 2 Ahalorypadtiit fully and noisily A Hf tened the saw from the town. spi Gale foe Ue Chill Oh atROL Khe poor, bewildered poet had long ‘The muar-bal of Gale saw it all with « grin, iN yo " ‘forty hours | since fallen upon his knees. But his And never attempted to take Teddy in snuflexions were not bred of pie ' — — — Nay. his optics dilated, his head swam, So, now this young Celt—this political scamp, THE PITY OF IT. his thoughts fled from him, What! no; but Is cock 0° the walk in the enemy's camp, | — “twas a trifling thought, was he going mad? And Democrats old, | By the author of “Within a Sixteenth of an Inch | What, and whither that pain? Ah? dim, With a sigh, Lam told, | | of His Life," ‘She Cometh Up as a Weed,” bee ee ae adie a oe ee ee ee oe eer a aoe i we . and soug "epo a green, a NW SUK They fly when they see bim, as if from a storm, j Red as a Beet is She,” and a hundred others handkerchief. he was not going 1 And bitterly curse * Civil Service Reform.” as bad as this. he was mad already! With one wild, se ie anise j _ ing gurgle he fell to the floor. i Chime out your sweetest strains of harmony, Anil on Se Ss How to Raise Old Glory Tod | aus 7 7 : How to Raise Old Glory To-day. | | Tua i ae They planted him down by the muddy = | Old Song, banks of the raging canal, under the vernal a | % branches of a spreading horse-chestnut tree, An ** Old Soldier” writes to the New i A sob fluttered among the trees and fled that drops its adamantine doughnuts on his York Journal: ** 1 desire to know if it’s || i : \ | away through the sable night, only to mect grave in the blithsomespringume. A plain, the correct thing to ri the National flag | } an untimely death by coming in contact slab marks the final resting pl of his on Decoration Day to the top, or fly it at | | with Biddy’s nose, protruding through the | stained mahogony ice-box nd upon the halfmast.” Tue Jenor decides that it | , ferruginous grating !n a lower casement of to this day, the ng tramp may depends on what “Old pidier”” means to | a palatial, orownstone mansion. — Darkness Killed by a Brass Band. Job.8, express. If sorrow over our Unreturning | | had flung a sealskin shroud over all things. . Brave, then at half-mast. The clock, glued to the steeple of a distant . ‘To express his natural feeling about tho elnrch, poomed in rolemn peals, eleven, | Wry po the wicked live?” is a co- treatment of Union Soldiers by the Eseen- ‘ twelve, then one. Yet, in a neighboring | jnundram that Brer. 1 ‘almage took an hour | tia! ly Executive, then at half-mast, union | tenement, a hollow-eyed youth, with a care i ‘ down. | | worn face, sat before a common pine table 1 a balf of chin-chin and a mile and “Po oxpress indorsement of the administra upon which lay an open book. He heeded | half of flip-flap to answer. ‘The short of | sion, do not raise it at all, Shove up the not the passing hours, but as one o'clock | it is, they live to furnish ministers a calling. nd-Bars to the pe comicbooks.com