Judge — May 16, 1885 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Colonel Herimides Hobson, a prominent citizen of Arkansaw, is dissatisfied with Cleveland’s administration. ** Let me tell you,” said he to a party of friends, the evening, ‘that fellow Cleveland is a frau “A fraud some one said in repl consummate fi on the gentleman. He received me gra ather liked his apy A trifle fat, but pleasant. said I, ‘suppose we slip out and take some- very CONSUMPTION CURED. ‘An old phy ta his bands Ictan, retired from practice, having had placed Hast Yodia rlack La of 'a sir. te by man euffering, 1 will werd by mail ‘Noves, 109 Power's block, BY / BROWN’S <2 IRON BITTERS ry y jonigerat Ube shin emoth” produce sosstipation: ‘The Genuine bas above Trade ‘cromeed red sndoer’ TARE NO OTMEN. a BEATTY, Cured roved healt ‘cireulara, fat folks reduced RUPTURE, 5 sic Sr "Gen tay ana ee alnge PET &CO..sl ten aver cor, SAB Siree 200 CANDY #: Address, Sex Some Rictorrsend dgrets Album, of Samptcs fhalled for le. 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WHAT MADE HIM CRY. «What's the matter?”” called a mother, turning to her little boy who “set up” a howl,“ What are you crying about?” “T want something.” “What do t what it is, an’ that’s what —[Arkansaw Traveler. NORA'S BALA Last summer, during the excitement owing to bank failures in Indianapolis, I was watching the anxious crowd besieging the doors of a bank that was sapposed to be in danger, when I overheard the following dia- logue between an Irish woman and her hus- band: ** Nora, dhraw yer money out.” An’ shure, Patrick, I won't. * But, Nora, you must dhraw it out,” “ Faith an’ I won’t dhraw me money out “Nora, yer money out?” *An’ shure, Patrick, ain't they better able to lose it than we are? "—[Harp an’ don’t yees know they'll lose for yees ef yees don’t dhraw it The ‘old reliable "—Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Ella Wheeler's latest poem is ‘* The Room Beneath the Rafters,” in which she declares she aw the hornet come forth from his mud-walled hanging house We don’t in- tend to criticise Mre- Wilcox’s poetry, but when she calls a mud wasp a horuet we kick. A hornet’s nest, Ella, is made of home-spun paper, and is built around 268,000 hexagonal holes, there being, when the nest is in executive session, ubout 600 hornets to the hole. ‘The nest grows, in eeason, to the size of a bushel and a balf measure. Moreover, people do not ‘lie in a trundle bed” and watch the hornets play, as you said you did. Ah, no; when they happen to come unexpectedly upon the hornet at play they turn and fly, or would fly if the could trade off their boots fora pair of wing The chicf industry among hornets is the manufacture of probes and bodkins. Ham-| let speaks of taking his quietus “with bodkin.” Now, when a man takes ¢ three-quarters of an inch of hornet’s bodkin, it doesn’t muke his quietus. Land no; it makes him jump and holler until you can hear him a mild, a mild and a half, or two milds.—[ Burdette. NOT HIS PROPERTY. “Will you be kind enough to take that k off that. sea a countryman, pt on a train at Luling. No, sir, I don’t propose to do anything of the sort,” replied the drummer, who was sitting on the other side of the scat. “Do y that you are going to let that grip- right there?” * Yes, sir; I do.” “Tn case you don’t remove th I shall be under the painful nece ing the conductor.” ** You can call in the conductor, the engi- neer, and the brakemen if you want to, Per- haps you had better stop at the next station and send a special to old Jay Gould himself about it.” “The conductor train, “I don’t t grip-sack ty of call- will pat you off the are if he docs, Iam not going A. §. HATCH & CO. 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