Judge — April 25, 1885 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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OFF THE BENCH. will soon begin at Coney Island. Some ONE ought to start a daily noose in this city. ‘Tue MoNorotist and the burglar follow a safe business, don’t they? Stkaws show which way the wind blows when the summer styles of head gear come in. dudes’ bi named the Ironsides, A New all club has been Flatironsides better? Sunset Cox, one of the ‘ hungry Demo- crats” receives Turkey for ‘*his'n.”” He will stuff it with “chestnuts,” ‘Tene were thirteen fights during the re- ent session of the Arizona legislature. ‘That's something like a representative body. A MAN issued a challenge for a clam- The public would prefer he did not open his clam at all. opening match, Tue editor of a paper in Kansas City, called Life, has killed aman, He is probably one of a few in that town who take life by stopping its circulation. Sraix has no telephones. When a Ili- dalgo wants to get even with his ‘enemy he must walk over and stick a stiletto in him instead of cussing him at a safe distance. Benighted country! Some one jumps up in the papers nearly every day to recommend something “good for cholera.” By way of change in a pra 1 direction, now, let some one sug- gest something that will be bad for Cholera and good for his victims. as lo Bos: You are “ way of the C Circle, for the purpose of teaching drawing. It is not a lottery nor a game of poker, and “ Hoyle” is not in the prescribed course. Nor does the “circle” have any necessary relation to T” about the new school autanqua roulette, to pla Any police captain can send you where they teach these things. ‘Tne Deepest Depths of Disloyalty to American institutions is when a man’s soul is eo dead that he goes back on pie, figuratively and slangily speaking. Our freedom was built on pie and it has permeated the men who have made and preserved ns a nation. Take everything else, even to cocktails, but leave us our pie. No, Jouxnte, the “boom in Asspen,” which the papers have said so much about, does not refer to any great ‘‘ accessions to the editorial rooms” of the New York Her- ald; but to a new excitement in the mining town of Aspen, Col. THE JUDGE. RULINGS. CaNapa doesn’t enjoy her own Manitoba Riel as well as she enjoyed our dancing Virginia Reel in '61. Kew it was spring ’s soon ’s the crocusses of the Mugwump party began to crow over Pearson’s appointment, Orner Republicans holding over were no more inclined to r situation, than Mis: gnation in view of the Ada Sweet was. Deatu gradually throws the Democrats in the Ilinois legislature into the minority “Providence is always on the side of the majority,” Bonaparte. Apri 11th, remember, is the date of the open season for Fish at Ludlow. street jail. ‘The pound net of justice seems not too rot- ten to hold big Fish. fine enough. The mesh is plenty Ex-Mayor Edson has the proud distine- tion of being the first mayor of New York that is held not in conte Nothing de cide of public opinion, and Tue JupGe takes the daily papers and however, at the ba reserves its decision. AT THE RINK, Mr. JonatHan FLYNN and his sweetheart, Kate, Went up to the Roller Rink to sk “TM show you, my feels To be buzzin und on eight little wheels. So the boy, with # grin Strapped the skates on to Flynn darling,” said he, “how it The people were there, and the bi And the young 1 And do w +k +0. L wish Ic0 Whispered envi ht on the young la Jed gentlemen watched in amaze, lersin “Oh, my! With a safistied Grandfather's days Miss Kittle O1F; And all the folks w She could h had just won a prize, ched her i Then Jonathan Flynn thought ‘twas time to begin So he got on his f sail in Feeling sure of success, he determined to try it While the band had stopped play quiet, And he thought he would do Something “ strikic dl prepared to * g and all was so Ambitious and hopeful, he made a But, just at the outset, hi And poor J His refrac And Came F 1 start, legs went apart, nathan found, to his utter disma back n with a whack! Jone pretty girl, with a head like a mop, Tihought itw for Tsaw And another one answered, “Ob no! no It couldn't be Spri And then th While Fly pring, it was certainly Fall play and wrig At last the * And arran| And, kind we what do you think? As they carried poor Flynn through the door of the Rink ors” took Flyna from the floor, a him with care on the side of ad carted readers, ¢ whirled on her toes And turned up her nose! Where is James Payn? The Ounce of Prevention. Upon the census to be taken in this year the members of the legislature will be apportioned. Hence the importance of having the census in,the proper hands so that the population shall be placed where it shall do the most good. The respective managers of parties have not given such attention to this branch of statistical science that they should, that they have given to com- piling election returns: w York Ricuanp Grant Wurte is gone, and the whole burden of keeping the English well pure and undefiled devolves en Charles A. Da comicbooks.com