Judge — April 18, 1885 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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jokes and puns and has th ton him and loses the skirts of his swallow tail. Finally the champion into her good graces and she clopes and marries him.—[Boston Courier. —An Arkansaw man ing been pointed to one of the South American St sent the following letter to President Cle’ land: ** Allow me to thank you for the ap- pointment. [think that Iam able to rep- it our country in any foreign court. am a lawyer and used to preside over a rt If, They can’t pack any juries on me, Tet me tell you, Please let 1 when to start, so I there before the and jury is emp ” ap- [Arkansaw ‘Traveler. Young Politician—* Really you ask too Hlow can we, who keep out of politics, say for certain that Grover Cleve- land will be the Republican nominee for President Isss 7” muc be in [Merchant Traveler. THE STRICTURES speedily cured by our new radical meth Pamphlet. reference and terms, two letter | stamp: World’s Dis: ry Medical Asso- ciation, 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N.Y. WORST URETHRAL NOT MUCIL OF A The Israelites have aday of reconciliation on which it is customary for those who have hard feelings to shake hands over the bloody chasm. M Schaumbur; CONSEMPTION CURED. RECONCILIATION ant BITTERS RE VEGETABLE TONICS, nd Enriches the ood: Clears RUPTURI binge. PRET & OU. ATA LADIES" e know | and Ike Schwin- | peculiar to your sex. THE JUDGE. delmeyer are rival merchant princes on Austin avenue, and have said some pretty hard things about each other. ‘They hate h other cordiall h one being very much in the other’s way Qn the day of reconciliation they happened to mee “To-day vash dot reconciliation day,” said holding out his hand. © took the offered hand and said mM + You vishes me dose dings vat I vish you. So you vants to start dot fuss again, ch.” Vy don’t you schoost cc nd say dot you vishes me pad luck?”—['Texas Siftin CONSIDERATION “Who was that rang the bell, Jane?” | "d the lady of the house. “The grocer, mum.” “With a bill, I presume.” “ Yesum,.” “You told him to come next week?” « Yesum.” “What did he “Tle said, mum, times alre and he and to tell you How considerat I dic yman,”—[Merchant ‘ je had been here a dozen wouldn't come again, n't think it of raveler. MSWILLI “My dear, what_ mak asks MeSwilligen of his sp “The engine, of course, * Mistaken,” said her husband. What is it, then, I'd like to know?” “The freight, my dear, makes the carg (Oil City Derrick. train move? na replied Mrs, A DREAM OF POKER. A rich man who had been party dreamed that night he had flush,” but had six cards. In the attempt to throw away the sixth card he struck his wife on the nose, being aroused and confused, asked Did you call “Call, thunder! mond Baton. to poker straight I raised you.” [Rich- THEIR FAVORITE BRANDS. The favorite oyster with the henpecked husband, —Shrewabury. he favorite oyster with infants—Rock- favorite oyster ulator—Blue ‘ Poin’ favorite oyster with a poor equestrian idle Rocks.—[The Rambler. ith the bursted spec- “Say, why is everything rat sixes or at sevens?” Probably, my dear nervous sister, because you are suffering from some of the’ diseases You have a “dragging- down” feeling, the back-ache, you are de- bilitated, you have pains of various kinds, ke Dr, R. V. Pierce's *« Favorite Prescrip- tion” and be cured. Price reduced to one dollar. By druggists. \G LAWY | you anything to say?” asked Judge Noonan of a prisoner upon whom he ‘as about to pass sentence in the District Court of San A: “Yes, judge,” was the reply of the pris- oner, whose penalty had been assessed at im- A. HATCH & CO. BANKERS, N ASS A U ST, XD OTHER 5 LD ON COMMIS IRK STOCK EX . MARKET. NDS LISTED J E BOUGHT AND iv! SOLD | cl rh PRICES DE! D AND ID LANC cuit hy Heat «ws CATARRH My head has GUNTHER, Confectioner, 7 Madison Bt., Chicago COMIC SONGSS Great Eiits ofthe Day!! Lillian Grubb’s, "How to be a Masher, Dollie Howe's “Its Wonderful, Isn't It Doody Boy's Worst Friend i: “Down de Rollin’ Man, 10 Ct. USIC STORE a Street, New Yorks SONS, 1 by postpaid, HITCHCO Sun Building, 1 ORGE MATHER'S 60 JOHN STREET, N. Y., Black and Colored Type and Lithographic PRINTING INK ESTABLISHED 1816. This Paper is Printed With Our Inks, PERFECTION MAGIC LANTERNS. Best Quality. Latest Improvements. Travel around the World in your Chair. ‘Thetr compact form and accurate work particularly ‘adapt them for With a reW DOLLARS’ 0} may be earned. EP-VIE 2nd tor Cat G quotations, 12 page Iiluatrated Premium so Price List and Agent's Canvassing Outat, all for 1B cts. SNOW & CO., Meriden, Conn. /ARD & COvs LOUIAANA. 4a, comicbooks.com