Judge — March 21, 1885 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. 13 *Wiata lovely Ifttle dog!” exclaimed a Boston girl at the dog show; ‘is it an Ex. pectoration?” No ma’am its a Spitz.” She hurried to the Grand Central station and took the first train for home.—£v. “Cantey, why can’t you be good like the nice little boys you read about in your Sunday school booka,” asked Mrs. Bushinan, one day, when Charley had been quite un- rul Hump! ’spose I want todie. Every one of them fellows died ‘fore they was ten years Id. [want to havesome fun, I do,” retorted Charley.—Brooklyn Times. Battimore, Md., May 5, 1884. The Duffy Malt Whiskey Company: Gentlemen—In December last I was sud- denly stricken at my hotel with a severe hemorrhage, losing about one gallon of blood at the first attack, and large quantities frequently thereafter. My case was con- sidered hopeless from the start, and so cer- tain were my friends that I would die that they actually arranged for my funeral. 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