Judge — March 14, 1885 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. A Cuteaco :ollecter of rare books has paid fora Bible. Thought it was some- new, probably. —Philadelphia Call, A youna man who departed from a nker’s office with some of the firm’s mone eaid that he did so because he had be taught to believe that the office should seck the man and he was going to give it an opportunity to do so.—Loston Post. | “My son, I ss you'd better abarber. The lots of money. : time of it.” “Tdon’ at. Most of them are rich.” “1 kne ; but they got so by a close | ; | ’— Boston Times. | | | Cleanses the He: Kel Tuilanniiee Gives Quick Allays tion, Hea Restores the Is the Sores Senses. of Taste and Smet. A Positive Cure. | Liquid nor Snuff. "ELY BROTHERS, Drogststs, Owego, HOME SCHOOL FOR PHYSICAL CULTURE, 2. FOURTEENTH ST “pror. b. L. DOWD. JOHN STREET, and Colored. Type and Lithographic PRINTING INKS. Black NEW YORK_ELAS- TIC TRUSS CO., 744 Broadway, New York. | in the bank coh With Reservation. ” severely demanded Mrs. d_you take your medicine last “Yes, mam,” sweetly answered that cherub, About an hour afterward, the lady found the mixture of compound bitter- ness that had been intended for Pinder's « ole ay under the w | *she yelled. *Y: ne you told me you had taken your medici ** So I did, ma; but you didn’t I took it to; so 1 kep i But he didn’t keep quiet at the po rod.—Allanta Constitutto. der!” Not Very Sensitive. Some Northern people imagine that the | Southern African is as one of Fenimore Coope Mose, of Austin, is not o “What's the matter Mose?” De bizness m; kicked me in the lasttwo mum has he lifted his foot agin me.” “Tordered him not to kick you again, I don’t allow anything of that kind in this establishment. — | intend that nobody shall hurt vour feeling “Ee I don't get no kicks ‘Tse gwinter s full of personal pride a Indians. Uncle p of that kind. with you, Uncle Not once Are you ¢ Do you want to be Ebery time de bizness kicked or cuffed m. 1, he got ashamed of hisself arteward, ib meaquarter. _I’se done lost enough money already, wid dis heah foolishness hurtin’ my feelir eras Siftings. Roller Skating Flirtation. Lyin on the left uur feet.” Lying on “My heart is at right side, ‘I have money Standing on your nose, “I have no objec+ tion to a mother-in-law,” Jumping on your skates, can’t trust you.” “T'm afraid I y st me.” One leg in the air means. Catch me,” ‘Two legs in the air men Mashe One, skate in your mouth, “ C; rushed | again. ilicting on the back of your head with your heel, “Tam gone. Suddenly placing your legs horizontally on the floor ike the letter V indicates, “1 ain parali: Punching with your | game.” A backward flip of the heels and sndden ion of the knees to the floor indic ** May I skate the next music with you Norristown Herald. ur neighbor in the stomach t foot, ** 1am onto your little For the Ladies. Laughter is the poor man’s plaster, Making every burden light; the deepest and « Cure for Ils of th e Pre Cures all weakness and irregularities ing down” sensations, “inter ing, displacements, inflam: kness und tendency to Price reduced to one dollar, ription.” “bear- +” bloat. ion, morning ncerous disense, By druggis Fitz- | sk me where | nager, Mr. White, has not | ears when he | RE a BUY YOUR OWN HOME! TIEUNITED STA TES BUILDING, Houses Walle for shar sold of monthly dad desigus exe se who are Good _ TRUSTEES. Ridgeway & Pitta RR, tack Katlway, tran Rubter Co. ad ‘NY. New York, 2 Liberty + Winiaacih T RAYMOND L. Davip W. Kiso Wittiast C. ALBERGER B05TON MASS. s_ English CUSTARD, THE COST BIRD'S CUSTARD Mt soc POWDER Inventors & Manufacturers, A1y en Bua & Soss, Biemisgham, Pastny Custard Powder — Produces WITHOUT EGGS, at HALF AND TROUBLE. Sad in at 18 eente, sufficient for’ pints, and DELICIOUS AG ndctphia. Pa, and fe ‘ comicbooks.com