Judge — January 31, 1885 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. Scudberry's Little Dodge. Seven Up. ©No, I don’t ullow card playing in my house,” said Popinjay, “ but in spite of me, the girls will have a little game of seven-up | about eve “ Tlow is puzzled tone, “Why,” rejoined Popinjay, © there four of them. and they generally have Ul fellows up with them until 11:30 0'¢ Burlington Free Press. | A BREACH of promise case is now pending at Marysville which exhibits some peculiar features. It seems the defendant, a young man named Augustus Scudberry a member of that rapid of persons Known rateur instantaneous photograph cranks. ‘This individual had become sa en- thused ¢ the achievements of European graphers in obtaining negatives of birds rses running away, tigers seizing ete., that he made himself a holy prowling ound after people with his portable electric slides and . . a things, One day beswould be found ani HTN _Youna Wire— Harry, pl fP imto | hushed beside the railway track and filling tu Keely’s while you are doves don't target the | UP the switch tenders with beer, in the} ACCIDENT INSURANCE a yard more of silk—and don’t forget the | nanny anticipation of catching a good im- pression of a first-class smashup; the next he | Al Half the Usual Rates of Other Companies. was trying to bribe some dying ing i him to take a snap shot of the atient just when the death rattle set in, The United States Mutual Accident Asse Untted states inquired Blobson, in a are A Confused Color. | right shade, now.” Harry—** Whi ef The new is the shade?” ade, you know—‘oeiul de sfumily) = MEMBET Oil de rye?” | “No, noi ‘Qviul de roi’—king’s eye, | __In fact, it is stated that once, when some Fe cai Droade aye Ney York. ate a | don’t you s ° miners were having a terrific quarrel in a | ‘te Werkl 1 spe + aims paid. No valid “Oh, yes; a sort of a polka pattern.” | barroom, Scudberry suddenly appeared in . / orunpale: eisaeissts “Mercy, no, Harry! What are you talk- | the doorway with his instrument over his 000, Iuranicn, Wit gta: wath ndemnity; ‘fig eben q ; head and exclaimed, excitedly:— SOUS SIAN ra i BTCTE: Bedy . blamed if Lever saw any king's | Wait until L pat ona dry p r—I mean, heard of any, | you shoot gentlemen! Get your pi MEAS AX = NT (Outside:) Gosh! I | tire together when I say three; I want to | ieee = pretty ving myself away that all the flashe Kin fashion names anyhow! Cracker. Darn | Well, orgia YOUNG MEN: READ THI. 14 DEV ST id that An —her name was Amelia, true to him: in fact, that she was still en- STYLES, | So Scudberry, having just received tinancee’s house on pretence of taking a pic- baby in the act pin; took the JAMES E. WACKER, explained that he was going to be out of NEW You«. until his return the next day. Cleanses the Head. | . girl named ani she wore number four shoe which | Plainest to the Most Elaborate couraging the attentions of a dry goods clerk ant, Seulberes, having just roe | SPECIMENS ON EXHIBITION. ture ofthe family. He took Amelia's mother COME DIRECT eat in the act of catching a mouse; took town that eveni and asked that Ins camer ra | Gives Quick Relief. hhe ides neo FROM THE mighty good for a Marysville girl—was_un- | named Boggs, paratus, carried his machine over to his | tp in the act of spanki took the dinner, and then took his leave. Scudberry be allowed to stand in a corner of the parlor | CATARRE Ely’s Cream Balm 1a That night Boggs, the alleged rival, called on Amelia, and it is nataral to suppose that they were both unaware that the photo graphic apparatus in the corner—the lens of B IT BEST TONIC which was adjusted so as to rake the sofa fore MUST BE USED. and aft, so to speak—was automatically a Dr. Young's Patent Electric Belts. justed to take an instantaneous negative at * precisely 11:30 p, M.—that being the hour when the jealous Scudberry supposed the festivities would be in progress, if at all. At all events, the couple were startled at about that period by a peculiar click from Seudberry’s machine, and which they under- stood better the next day, when that gentle- man indignantly broke his engagement, and exhibited a picture which he tically labeled: ‘No, 461, Greco-Roman Hugging Mate Miss Pliffey immediately brought suit for a breach of promise, Boggs testifying that he was only rehearsing a contemplated tableau with the plaintiff. Meanwhile Scudberry had filed the photograph as evidence, and the whole town is waiting anxiously for the verdict. As soon as it is rendered the whole story will be carefully dramatized for the Baldwin as one of the most thrilling episodes of life it the far West.—San Francisco Post. Sores Restores the $ of Taste nd Smell. A Positive Cure. ses ft Drveptate conta int ud for .L DO FoR your HEREADERS OF THIS comicbooks.com