Judge — December 6, 1884 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. so. 2 on! om! om! } WITHOUT A. CHAIN. then, for I ¢ my own bed, Jollities. and that I used on she commenced to “Jef Joslyn's” whereupo: talk so loud that Mary appeared on the scene andthe ‘An oar true tale — the boat-race de- ved to call the police, [ran in my room, locked the door, and clasping Nervy | ST PUOM. in my arms, I staid there till she and her Can Bill Barnum furnish enough * mules” trunk were outside the front door. Of for all the Bourbon cele-bray-tions? course, she didn’t pay for the time she was in the room, can be very Oh dear, doesn’t take headac! Ile do Ilis s Idon’t think keeping lodgers Rattle, rattle, 1 fitable after all. Goes the di dward’s gone outagain, and he the slightest interest in my e-box gay; mbling o'¢ the turkeys For Thanksgiving Day A wax-end—the last of the candle. The would-be Butler the irrepre: n't seem to have any calls either. s in the window and I should think ndy might get sick and want him. fth—Edward’s he The bell ght, and he was n the block to see a political Beuny-factor— ible. Sculptors in need vf a posing model, should negotiate with Sam’l of Posen. called out to i child that had the croup, ked him bout it | and he said | Scene in started to cut in the child's throat to | Individual let the air out, or in, I’ve forgotten which, job?” but the parents objected, and while they _ Proprictor—* That depends on your quali- were discussing the matter and waiting for fications.” the family doctor, the baby died. Edward S. L—* Well, I've had two. years experi- seemed to feel worse about not getting a ence at ‘packing’; but owing to the late chance to cut into the child's throat than change in our city administration, my occu- he did about its death, and when I sud as gone much to him, he g I knew about scienc L vex 1 and said ** much “Why, how is that?” I was one of the sful most su I told him that science or no science, | jury-packers you ever saw—but this Court didn’t blame anybody for not wanting to Reform movement knocked me out!” have holes cut in their throat. Then he Ile was e1 ed and shown to the pack- sniffed contemptuously and after that it lepartment of that hog emporium im- daylight, but we both went to sleep mediately, 1 am glad he’s had even one call though. Now cach joyous Dem It looks more encouragit cach Joyous Den By the way, I did have to put myname on) Gr a, (A new hat—hat—hat the back of the check. Edward used most bade thy his bead of the money to pay the rent. We're going hich he luckily did get, to make another Ona bet—bet - tlempt to get some respec able lodgers, and I guess next time Edward will look up their references. He says no women need apply. he’s right. in the hous That G. C. would occupy the White House chair. Drunken Fellow “What’sh zhat! | wanted to get out luck!” ble Gent (opposite) —- * Look here, my man, no swearing; there are ladies in this ’bus.” dD. F. Go to’sh | yer own bis’ness! 1. G. (collaring offender, « (in Broadway stage) — Ghilsey House? H—I! 1 h Fifth Avenue! Just’sh I think I don’t wantany more petticoats Oxp men are like doctore—they doze. d—1, and mind’sh A voor woman, the wife of an organist, died of brain fever brought on by her hu him band perpetually playing on a very fine | out of stage)—* There —— your organ, the of which ran up at th soul! — man profane ‘lan- of her bed. The physician, without hi tion pronounced the disease to be an or; one. ze in the presence of the fair sex, when m about— y-—, i tag j cold days, if And ehillin With d The lea O, very bare Yes, awf ly bare And nature falls to calm repose. The joyful drifting snows, and bare, lis merry ring— Not welkin ring— Will pe heard fre And thou of winter Will crowd the And sweet refra’ Will penetrate ¢ east to west; brai ful breast. Now here and there the The awful cry That ec It isa wail th Asin Bat fri “Whol trust . Hhroughout the land tt sends to, 1 remote; hitful wail ne for n overcoat? Our New Hotel. Tits new hotel is now pen—except on |} 3 If you don’t feel at home here you'll be sent there immedi utely, bl Landlord will receive information from Fi guests how to keep hotel ‘on yment of a Hy um in coin. erybody will be put in the best room in |} use, even if they growl about it, ats complaining of cold rooms will be f fired ina red hot manner. : Old t s not currency for } board bills, 1 k of whatever denomin- ) Iron-plated rooms for gnests who snore. \ allowed to slecp in two rooms at Bill of fare reversed every day No square meals unless they are s rz house on granite cash basis. When board bills begin to ran the boarder — | will be mae run too, We keep our hogs in the back yard Guests occupying two cha and ¢ off two plates ‘with two knives and forks : double. als at all hour: understand, but no hours at all Meals with or witho victuals. If you don’tsee what you ask want for it. Hot or cold coffee a specialty. ; 8 without money need liave no | wit in stating it at once, Ad je rooms on cach floor, F safety, must be left with the f amount of your bill, i , » for c st th Doors so fixed that if you have lost your | i} key you can get inside anyway, easily. | fee Million treated as’ good as anybody wh else, and no extra charge for country re- j lations. ‘ House heated by steam—from kitchen. No tipping the servants—or the coffee cups. \ Jistinguished guests must register their names, f No toothpicks kept in the office. Um- | brellas to sell. , Dry baths in every room, Rooms per di first floor one dollar; | second fl two doll, third floor three dollars; and so on up—the higher you get the higher we Please step up A. W. BELLAW. comicbooks.com