Judge — December 6, 1884 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. MUST BE USED. Electric Belts. Dr. Young's Patent Por GES ately sure. “Hol pasate d cic GOLD MEDAL, PARIS, 1878 BAKER'S. Breaks Goi, Sold by Grocers everywhere. W, BAKER & CO,, Dorchester, Mass. ALOVELY. CHRISTMAS GIFT. At once * | retorted Sander FREE SGURIGT ERS PACKAGE. | Rev. B the thrown, RCHARD was the ¢ Hartford Post. ‘Tene was a leak in the gaspipe at the Ascension church last Sunday, and Brown ‘power behind savs the pews in the edifice that day were not all wooden ones.—Hatchet. St. Joun—* I say, Belva, what does ‘G. O. VP." stand for?” selva—** It stands for Git Out, Peter, of cour Don’: you know vour own initials —Cincinnati Merchant Traveler. Tue m d 1 man in the country is the rural editor who delayed the publica- tion of his weekly paper twodays in order announce the result of the’ presidential election.— Norristown Herald. “Her age is tellin Quarle to Sanderson mate on her,” remarked an old-time school- > will never tell on her age. A Nonritameros county debati has decided that je life is pre fe the married state. of th members who voted in the aflirmatr | then went home is still wrapped int —Philadelphia Call. Rerarrer. First m letters (who has just made a joke)—" Now d nd put that as yourown into the Penny Dread ful for which you write.” Second ditto —And which is always rejecting your contributions! Punch. Benexpixe the corpses of the French put the » to head off the French, f civil ake their cues from the Chinese.— only way the Chin Itish erests ration that the Fr will not Siftings. Wires a Chinaman wan he drinks the dye. When a to “paint the town red” he paint.—Hartford P AMONG sealskin o dye his hair mocrat wants imbibes the the Esquimanx you ck for two iron Hoops and a ten- but then it takes a sealskin eack penny nail and two iron hoo lobe. can buy a | —Zos Betva Ass: ‘ Marie, ? [must hasten to ec | He and I are old friends, and besides he bachelor a-n-d—oh how my heart beats! Hartford Sunday Journal.” Tooearvtiovs. Me away a bottle of salt water d this watering place.” She—+ But don’t fill | it too full, or it will slop over on us when the tide comes in.”—Fliegende Blatter. Larry Jerome, seeing th requisite fora funcral,” in a Londen unser. | taker’s window, entered and demanded “cory Heeaid that was the first requisite of a funeral.—Providence New: are my crimps all te Grover, * Every | up fora | wa sie to open he pennies to buy candy with. “Yes, you told me that once before saved up a peach waiting for a rainy day and zot rotted before it rained.”—Brooklyn | Dr. Weed Ginger the bes e's Compound Extract of Smart: | ench Brandy, yeed and Camphor Wa agents for the cure of diarrhea, morbus, dysente bloody-flux and colic, or to break vu fevers and inflamatory attacks. ACCIDENT INSURANCE AT HALF RAT 320 & 822 Broadway, N. Y. kh. PITCHER, se S. married | a Ba RY, ireet, Willlainsbarg, 3: Y. Stem. cue, Rasta | Watch, “manager Erin Medical Co., Butfalo, W. Y. THE TRIES FIRST UO alts 2 al report th comicbooks.com