Judge — November 15, 1884 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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14 THE JUDGE. the milk get into the cocoa- subscriber, It does not get in- The ce us “ How de nut?” asks to it at all. milk, Ask Hawkey hard one.—Burlington CONSUMPTION CUR 1 from practiee ACDIDENT INSURANCE 820 & 322 Broa JAS. RPE IER, CATARRH CREAM = BALM Causes no Ps Gives 1 once. Thorot will ta Liq- it Ape wtment N ply into Give it ELY BROTHERS, Dru ined mechanical and med~ ‘agencies as health{al and BLOSt 0A FAILING MANHOOD The bencht te immediate amd Phyncians, dre ad the press Nestigate for y reads. Address Manager Erie Medical Co., Buffalo, N.Y. Broadway, N.Y. Too Many Girls. “Tem girls ‘ll be the death of me,” sighed Mr. Plug this morning, as he came up street. ‘* Why, I thought they were | very nice girls,” said a sympathizing friend. “So they are, nice enough, but there's too many on ’eman’ they are too 4 said the ¢ isolate patriarch. three daughters of mine were enough in all conscience, but now my niece is up here from Boston, and it seems if the old scratch had got into ’em, I don’t object to young folks havin’ a good time, and girls havin’ beaux and all that, but when it comes to havin’ sparkin’ going on all over the y its too bad,” said Mr. Plu * Last night Sue had a feller courtin’ her at front gate, and | | the parlor, and when I ly to go to bed, bless me if Andromache (thi niece from Boston) didn’t have young $ spe on the front stairs. She says th: Newport style. Cuss sich nonsen couldn't get upstairs to go to bed without climbin’ over them. I thought I'd go out to the barn and sle on the hay, but darn | my pictur if I didn’t fall over Milly and | some young snoozer “nuther settin’ in the barn door, This thing’ to stop before the weather, for [ car Tord wood and karrysene for any such nonsense when | it’s too cold for out-door sparkit : ARTILLERY lord, the Manderin officer to Mandarin— My ench ships are approaching.” | ‘ire acannon at the “But | they are still so far off that the ball will only way. “Fire two cannons at French paper. Asotnen regiment of E - to Egypt. England seems to be in earnest in her efforts to establish a stable government in that country.—Tezas Sist- ings. | A youn@ man nervously approached the bank president’s private oflice. “Do you want a runner, sir?” he said. “No, young | man, I attend toall of that myself."—Bos- | | ton Herald. | glish cavalry is "No Physic, Sir, in Mine!" A Goon story comes from a boys’ boarding- | school in ‘+ Jersey.” ‘The diet was monoto- nous and constipating, and the learned Principal decided to introduce some old- style physicin the apple: and await the happy results, One bright lad, the smartest in school, discovered the secret mine in his sauce, and pushing back his plate, shouted to the pedagogue, *‘ No physic, sir, in mine. My dad told me to use nuthin’ but Dr, | Pierce's ‘ Pleasa ; they are doing their duty li ‘They are anti-billous, and purely vegetable. vou rer ¢ AND now the pai apher wander: the streets, and when hes chesnut roaster he c side.—Boston Post. Wire—* John, our coachman must go!” “But why, m ar? Our only daughter is married.” Yes, but—John, I’m not so very old myself, you know! ”— Burlington Free Press. about 3a man with a psscs over to the other Sweers or tHE HoxeyMooy. — Husband “Hulda, dear, as I was passing through our garden, I saw some asparagus ready for cooking; perhaps you would lik nd gather the first fruit of the season yourself?” Young wife (anxious to conceal her ignorance in the vegitable department)—* I will tell you what, Adolphus, we will go to you shall pluck it, and I will hold the lad der.”—Herdelberger Journal. to go PHYSICIAN Sand THE CRUGER JEWEL MANF'G CO., {incor- rated.) will tend 0 any addres either of these ‘00, receipt of Hoarty togey or samps, a0 te the NAMES of TEN ‘who are likely to become our Satamerrand loerbors we will cod our LARGE ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE of hoe JEWELRY, WATCHES, &c., free. Send MEASURE of FIN: GER, and siate which ring you want. INITIALS engraved free. CUT THIS OUT and send it with your order. Address CRUGER JEWEL MANF'G CO., 52 Maiden Lane, N. Y. comicbooks.com