Judge — October 25, 1884 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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What Robert Toombs in a State of Eruption Thinks of the Regular Ticket. ombs, of Georgia, himself when t i bor of his, knowing him to be # high flyer of the most profane and chivalrous sort, ventures to inquire whether he would vote for a candidate with such a low-toned record at his back, and such low-toned sins upon his head. “Why not? still lives © occasion serv ad still 5 A wed the fier. “Don’t tell me that the ¢ isa tup- headed ass who can’t and daren’t so much as bray till some Albany mule leads off; or that he isa gutter snipe with 1 know all that well enou Northern ass and agutter-snipe d and d me if [don’t wish he was of the ver) run of August shad fished up from the main sewer, so that I could help vote him, with a clearer cons own the throats of th Puritan rascals. Oh at its a good! h some of onr dainty Democrats up the on the candidate with their sixtec while the God-forsaken Reput shooing him back f he w hog cholera.” Here his lar Thomas of ¢ meave” into ribbons. es, by the jumpi a H g when election morning comes you will see Bob bath, swallow a key-and-carbolic half and half, d with his nose stuck he has always voted in fall the devils in Texas. “+ Ye as old I ‘Toombs tak horn of W then go to th a turpentine spite vote for such a lot of be Jackson with his eyes would have into f —. Then go home and smoke a pipe of lucifer matches and fumigate himself in the sm of Afraid to vote and that old Bob burning rosin factory. such a ? No by Show mea Democratic ho; ‘Toombs is afraid to go whole.” At this point the volcano of the South ceased to crupt. Tawwany—“T have endorsed th Ah! no more of that, Jack, an perceivest, Grover, I In Chicago a boy has been discovered whose heart 1s on the right side of his body instead of on the left. No one will ever be able to say of him, * Ifis heart is in the right A keen observer, who has been watching two of the candidates closely, makes the fol- i is his mouth ‘leveland never opens his mouth but he takes somethir wv ay be two opinions about this keen port; but the most casual ob- server, if he observes with his ears, will notice that Butler never seems to open his mouth but to keep it open.) Many distinguished men, before Cle land, have been shady livers in privat Come, messicurs, your elTorts to se the distinguished worthy, but don’t sland nished « Who dares to i pri- 1, oF an qui rbt that + man, rit was a model family THE JUDGE. TAMMANY WALL'S BENT PIN, Sav on py Hancock IN 1880. will cause tries to Any one ean see what agony thi | the Democratic nominee when he “sit on it” next November. On The Canvass. A Related re Malne Election Story PROLOGL THe winds were whistling with leafless boughs i manner th demi-john full of w— water;” 7? ? to look likea re crossing the Sahar: Of such force was the tempest, that barns in that locality, without insurance, w rattered to the four winds, nd houses with the proverbial mor tachment seemed to be vetting a firme grip on their founda Stately pines aks, and super- fences, that had never yielded to the hurricane in the vicinity before, now bowe in token of submission to super As the inky clouds rolled on, the b grew in darkness; and ere long it would be impossible to dis row from a Democratic otic > of the panc never before witne and through th t would ¢ howling without, vengeanc | ! well, rvoir on wheels locality,” my ription). As they spare no pains in that quarter to rush lidate through when moldy re the inhabita of Poli an untimely resting pluce. (N. 8.) But until his powers of speech had d and a few had succumbed to his ce! A stranger up the read ing fro hadn't been or winds shook a heavy cape | acolored man manipulat- ingadusty carpet f ad a black felt treposed w buttonholk ut resembled mit Known individual seemec study with a very dark long the highway. short, wesnag in the with path, here's a ited out of the Presid id ; ri And the eler x the road like a tramp vay from a wood pile toward the house where the beacon shown, ally reaching the hou which was responded te and Lam atching it g boun | Clay pipe in his mou What do you wan Ninga cloud of s landlord. the landlord p) “If you can talk polities I should be very || happy “to let y can’t, why T shall be though a side wind way; but if you ed to let you in |] yw with ak there || is a crowd in the next roon land- | 1 indicating the locality with his thumb, who are wrangling aver polities, and if you — | can’t talk as fast as they can on the subject, T advise you to come in through the win: dow.” The stra nitied his willin ying that he thought he || could keep his end up political situ: tion, “Please walk in and join us then.” || “A new-comer get! said the landlord, on entering the room where hi grouped ve attitude “T congratulate you on ourne James G.” Blair } dividual who had previ ine’s praises from Mair ness to mens suests were upand grabbing the new it vigorously,‘ What name 1 said the man, enjamin F er throwing his ha quite historical, Ben., 1 pr Benjamin | Jvocate, not allowin able. .” replied the travel- and ca 1 A na frost bitten pe er Wisconsin, Ohire, loway, or blurted out a old man who had lived five mil lit Vermont? urrity kKshun. Ilow | id the Knowing Jerseyman to the new ee “Tam afraid Blaine is | y |