Judge — October 4, 1884 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. The Little Churchman. Rather Doubtful. & BALLADE. Mrs, D, (looking up. from her paper) —‘‘Is not this strange?” es not dare to laugh or seceze, Mr. D.—** Well, what have you strack fresh clothes and Sund: . | now?” Strives hard to show with what an ease Mrs, D, (reading)—‘ A bride of a month He opes his prayer-book to the place, | slipped out of a sleeping-car, near Milwaukee, And does the best be can to trace | with 865 of her husband’s money and ‘The lessons and th 1 through, | disappeared.” And with areless, childish e, Mr. D.—**I don’t believe it.” Kneels down as other people do. | Mrs. D.—‘ And why no! I wonder when he bends his knees Mr. D.—* It saya they hare bees married a month, don’t it?’ Mrs. D.—** Yes.” Mr. D.—** And she took 865 from his pocket?” Mrs. D. I believe so.” Mr. D. Well, no man a month married ever had that amount of money left.”— Philadelphia Call. I cannot think he is the tease Who Saturday was in disgrace Coxpuctor (contemptously) — “ Wot’s “ONLY.” For daring unripe pears to seize this Passenger—* My ticket book.” | And mince-meat rich with fruit and mace. Conductor—*‘Tain’t good on this road.” | “Only” a scrap of peel in the street He smooths his collar trimmed with | ger, looking at the book, discovers | But it threw the gentleman off his feet And stoops to tie his pretty shoe,— that he handed out his testament by mistake | + Only" a turn on a cobble stone, Then, with his prayer-book in its case, — No, I should | you had no use for it | Butit sprained an ankle and fractured a bone. | here.”—Boston Transcript. If he forgets to-morrow's rai That yesterday he failed to please His teacher when he broke her vase. I wonder if there is no space To“ peek” ‘twixt fingers and the pew, When he, with eyelids closed apace, Kneels down as other people do, Kneels down as other people do. “Only a brick from the seaffold on high, ENVOY Tue line upon which Belva Lockwood will | But it cracked the skull of a passer by Prince, why do you and I ret conduct her campaign is the crinoline. —| The past from out of which we grew, | Philadelphia Press, When we, forgetting all that's ba How to Save Money, 4 Gal dive Watlake vacates Kneel down as other people dot —Wide Areake, | #24 we m also say—time and pain as | But it pays to be one of the members, you see. well, in our sdvice to good housekeepers and ‘A NOISELESS roller-skate has been inven. !dies generally. 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