Judge — September 6, 1884 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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7 THE SPUADIGIES April in the Country. ed prose late to temper the beat | \! u the & » the , the happy ehild i rinan frrend had caught a glimpse of ss of the breath of a morning in | elpiessly broke forth into the — | | 3 which we have set down in x. And why When nature is about to put on its green ulste and the t about to put forth their tender trees; and the voice of the snappi is heard in the land; and the swe break out in opera and clothe the pond with - || 1 verdure; and the Arcadian barn-yard ant with the first notes of the tender- If; and the pig with all the latent his nature aroused, tears around raw in his mouth, in a mant nd the mysterious somethin hess of the season does unfreeze the | current oung poct’s when, in) | short, a thousand other thin; who is it | greener sympathet that would not pine for the—the Beyond— | the beyond the city limits? Whatever others | the circum SUBTRACTION. fae ae Why. this is no ten poun P smgar!”? mo! al than in the e duy In the rp Tee . L swir ter yohduess, Missus, Lcouldn't carry so much till) front yard the mud seemed more tender, the L cat half ob it up!” | flowers more absent, the Lones more present, but— The pig-sty under the spare-room windows | | had a more penetrating way of anaking known that it was on board; the lowing kine had a more natural unwashed kof the sume.) And + 88] albeit the bacon seemed more stied manner, and | he caught up id wrung its neck | tnd the beans less deficient. ins that his wife might cook it forthe Dynamite | Hotatoes more sproutful,. the weightful, rust made of leather, ye e done under nees, we pined and went. At | | the week we unpined and went — | | true, we found the countryeven || r bureau without j style, applied his lips to the monds know er say nuthin’ of buyi nd lace shawls, ain’t no fo and powerful, mgs, the exdl more stronger vamite, vou old fool!” exclaimed Mrs. as she sprang out of bed, drunk that you don’t know a bottle from a | . Though the spring chicken seemed more || lamp!” Then she blew down the chimney | The Critics. : 16 Spiring and not only pat out the light but upect the Hnapparent..and the exgs more infreacent,, | lamp as well. There crash, a shrick Anosts in the olden time and ithe ‘mapl le, the | honey more unheard-of, the milk more pro- | founly skimmed, the molasses more gla- cosy, the butter more oleomargerinous, yet-——_ And the woods, oh the country woods!— how instinct with dead leaves and briar how exuberant with piles of bre , and when Mrs, Said Chto or, hit her Thy verse ocking “ Thy censure . he clos- orn against the point of groans of agony And || And calmer, fairer wi 1] Finally, when fg the country dog who now did grasp the || was disooverell Sttie Kdidic roaneilice wood andiGit guest's calf in his faithful jaws, and anon 1 pacnelaing, her’ foot inher PRE IACI iine did place upon the guest’s white wesket the calling he te ea s wine Sai ng Renta Mths imprint of his faithful jaws, And the | low, with his eyes open and his mo 1 weet, yet ‘tis not long.” y how penetrated it | , ) row of the guest's bones; and | h was the reverse of the pictu “Then, Doris, ¢ ented after being in bed a few Where‘er 1 | Wohere'er ye My heart's entr and live with me, there you VU ced with rhapsody." And the scientific table-talk of the coun- breaktast table—how each morning a w reputation was laid down and oper on till nothing was left of it, but ye Though L went uninvited, I wa 1 boy to his way several rheun in the man-| liberal supply of Old M rememb | intended anything of the kind, T wus ie mitted to pay ten doll i of buteric oxhide, | pitality. Yet, ah the ilphide of stumkake | my count backdraw et country wether how did he playfully | | tthe unwary guest with a butt!—t Pond’s Ex was soon comforted, prod need, Mr ithe odor of t Il of whiskey =— the room. Warranted Cream Proof. quiet was restored, and the hold were soon slu but the Almira Has ing house, insists Dynamite, that Di ‘Lvey,” said a Third w girl, *L heard that the mi re of ice-cream is tirst boil 8 partially « led. certainly the quares lacteal acid of stern two eyes upon!” united with a hyposalphi “Why, he never said one word when his againgsolidifies i Hed him a fool told her hus- | in the con; “P'raps be knew hie wes one, and had ding fat ally. Now let us nothing to say in rebuttal,” replied old got some ice-cream Hash: ‘CAML right, ( g the backterw | ng “Flee as a Bird,” and i| ked her if she did not | rather peculiar way of | considering the insect, she did not speak to | ” Lucy replic animals “it | just b “an atand it | think t ow you shet up, will you? othe H. “Ife ain’t no fool, no more’ 6 Gab. | Any man thet ken take his wife And they stood it, sitting down to it.— | him all the rest of the evening.—Boston York ter live, and ken keep her thar in Kentucky State Journal, Post. comicbooks.com