Judge — April 26, 1884 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. Another Intercepted Patrick's Day Epistle. FROM TEDDY O'CALLAGHAN TO LARRY O'HOOLIGAN, OF NEWTOWNLIMMIVADDY, IRELAND, New York, Usrrep Stirates oP Awentcay, Mairch 20, 1884. I promused_yees dart, p'raps foriver, an’ all th’ ould nay: bors know that 1 safe an’ sound, fur I know they'll be all anxus to here from me. [ hope ivery livin” eraythur i wud. 1 was t * that as T was I'd sind vees nt of m an in lasht wos the furst I ive 1 this counthry, ‘an? which I’m tould fe 1 was won of the of un’ day past. ‘The ry waived in th’ jolly an’ shinin’? ontairf that mim- day of on x befure we wor born be all accounts, whin Brine Boroo giv the foxy an’ mu rdherin’ Danes sieh a o they nive t ‘That w he discovery of icay be our fourfathers, God be good to ’em in their graves, Well, Larry, ’ do your hart an’ eyes good to widh our green un’ fixins which w ink of in th’ ould d. id we wudn’t be allowed to em in ers, th’ pig’ wor thraitors IN SELF DEFENSE. the dirty work he innimy. I meeself that got up broight 3 y Purseiti.a—* Oh Cousin John! Lam so ylad to meet you. There's a young man | tha r as not » late for the pre- who has been folloicing me for blocks!” ribbon tied. in Joux—* What, that!” Why didu't you hit it with your handkerchief and kill it?” | proper . ole be me land- jady, M Shit an’s dater, th’ colleen, I ' int an’ at ass widh the blessin’ of 38, é e f afther that adjurned to Con : ° 'F i” non th’ corner whare th’ 7 . te gran’ martial an’ his ades an’ assistint AQ, Haitorcof:the Buslitown Cricket, fot of the bhoys wor to meet befor the precesshun, r » ‘tis Tom thinkin’ that.a grate manny ef ‘em didnt jine in at all words for sartin raisons which they know best thimselves, an’ tuk sum other way of honnering th’ mimmery of Many more candid swell known to the -y world as several named in the above list, were voted for, but I shall not ask you to print their as it is fully believed that all th g Immortals | Authors of ‘Beautiful Snow,” 446, | Will serve in the prop Armerican Acad- | th? Saint besides marchin’ an’ countermarch- (Nor The readers of the Cricket | emy., Oscar Wilde received 426 votes, the | jy thra the sthrates of th’ maythropolis. have done themselves much eredit,., Crickel’s readers evidently laboring under | the gran’ martial wos of coorse th’ biggest and exhibited rare critical acumen, | the painful delusion that he is a native of | man in the crowd, an’ devil resave th’ foiner in recognizing the claims of this very | Americ: spicimint of an Irish soger iver fanght for pular and numerous author. Itis | In consequence of the varying places of | fun or glory or mairched in toime of paice a matter of surprise, however, that | residence of the * Forty Inn Is "named, | than Pat Mallon himself th’ martial, who he was not voted the first place in | ome difference of opinion may exist in re- | woe fairly blazin’ like a Gane widk the list.)— Eu. gard to the proper location of s\ goold laice and oI big ploom emy, but a little reflection will convince the mod up of Ireh ue American thinking mind that the most appropriate | ‘ives’ fetthers., Our frind Mick place fer each an institution woald be on | feo tha fore corners wt a Blackwell's Island, where asuitable building | ghebeen stud, wos first ade to th’ gran’ m already exists. Your olvt serv’t, in’ Jimmy Guinan from ould Bally Janez GREENIN ; z +, 2 Cee 2 thy, in the nixt townland, wos the se Editor of Bushtown ‘ket. n * Junious, jr,” 430. Tom Flash, author of ‘“ Murdered by Moonlight,” ete., 440. . Constant Reader, Minnie Marigold, author of “Heart * id ot Or i other poems, 4 assistints an’ ordherlics all aiqually dhr ard oe Baek twa To St. Stephen's Church, tother day, up an’ luckin’ grand an’ gorgous an’ ivery cmt, na ‘ A forlorn little rat came t single won of ’em belaiving that he wos the “The brilliant Wit of the Daily “es dames" with m graitest hayro of the da a grate d Blower,” 410. ‘" ‘ a : an end to that dream, a bigger man in his own 1 Author of “The Boy Fiend, and how And the sexton cried ‘* Shoo! get away.” Washington. comicbooks.com