Judge — April 12, 1884 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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“Use of Words. 1. ‘This Daly as and New waks of James ntist of Ireland Smith—* \ very bad expression, 1 should Jones—** Doy Smith n that it is incorrect?” admit that the word hat word is allowable. — It wus spelling of the collo- | Q ferring to the | y Twas re al portion of the tit Jones—" Why, where is the tauto Smith In the exp mn * Tre w York city.’"—Philadelphia Call. and Couldn't Hurt Him. keat Scort, I’ve killed him!” yelled rage smasher as he hurled a Saratoga plump into the pit of the stomach of a stout ntleman standing on the platform. he injured party rose with a gay air old Not much, yer lop-eared idiout, I’ve just got outside of abeef-steak in that restaurant, an’ I'm les of a iron-plated n-boat. yer Saratogies: ’s long as yer a lunch yer can’t Evansville Argus. hurt my feelin BoGas Cash is hidin cork face. ‘Think of it or in the guise of a phall was fond of a ile physician at- don’t ,afterward, is no long’ oration, and too quict. I prefer a Chris- odo T, 1 Dr. Ray refer a handre Christian funer- Jewish, —dJewiah Messenger. very timid people who are already dreadfully frightened at the men- tion of General Sherman’s na asa Pr dential candidate on is a priest and his wife a Catholic. Calm yourselves, perturbed souls a man of you had word to say about veral Sherman's relation to the Church of — Rome when he was knocking the stufling ontof the rebellion. And he is just as good and loyal zen to-day as he was then, even th he wears a hair shirt and pray with be Hawkeye. witty retort, tended the likea Jewish faners Dr. R everythin als to one Tuene are som Where Papa Banked His Money. “Mamma, what is that buildin A bank building, dearie.” ‘Is that where papa keeps his money “ Mr.’ Faro keeps it, Whe, no, dearic Ls » 1 heard n't he, mamma? What a ¢ know now why new gloves and 1 make him regret the “What's the matte “Nothing, des a few words to y Faro’s bank!” only I’m going to say x pneerning Mr. —Ashmore Toothpick. to | but ri | _THE JUDGE. | Witexa bat | waken its little out of be vt do anything else elf during the night it falls —Philadelphia Call. “Do’t forget the poor” editor, and further down the column we nd * We need some wood on subscription.” Hoosier, A GUN that_is charged with powder is likely to go off—so is a treasurer who is charged with embezzlement, if he ean get a chance.—Boston Star. urges a country ar + pinion of Imunds is fied if the $ ants church mbers to vote for him when he runs for President.— Progress. Dr. Fay an English medical thority, declares that fretful children be put in a trough to which a constant stream of water should flow, falling on the vertex of the cranium. Has every family zot to buy a trough for this purpose?—/art- | ford Post. au- ApovutT the most we ever heard of was th of our new house ad his hammer trike anail just as the whistle blew arrested it in its mid-course, quietly | laid it down, and made a dash for his dinner rlington Free Press. ble rpenter, in one a the numerous ¢ to this country, it w m that the dyna- | mite found in’ England is the m explosive manufactured. Dynamit lying around loose in a very promiscuous and carcless manner, and yet nobody gets hurt. ‘The American toy pistol is a greater engine of destruction. r. Herald. atches sent s found ‘Tne boom which wa mewhat ed. about this President business. isa fave long Lincoln i: have The rite may to-m¢ nd altogether forgotten, Mr. very ordinary man and should “Oh, no: I'm not seeking the tial nomination,” they all say, but they don’t forget to add: “I'm in the hands ‘of my friends, and don’t think I would reject it if it was offered.” And then they t write letters to Tom, Dick, and’ Harry, t find ont how things are workir 1 little t ‘This political busine institution, —Peck’s Sun. Presiden- boom. A FOREIGN corr ident says that ‘¢ F marck drinks beer.” ‘These foreign cor- respondents do pick up startling news over | there. An impression prevailed in this country that Bism was a member of the prohibition party, and went around making temperance a ext thing we may expect to h wuer-Kraut and Schweitze ‘own Herald. Ay Indian barber has opencd a she Dakota. He will now have ave the Indian agents who have lon “shaving” him.” His experience for removing hair may fit him for the ** profes- sion” he has adopted, but the fact that he has been in the habit of taking the scalp with the adornment may deter some timid y frompatronizing him. Norristown Herata orri. in an opportunity mire aC the result. That must | hould | punetilious workman ted for Bob Lin- | een forgotten so soon.—Arkansarr | in their | JOVERNOK CRITTENDEN speaks of her as “the divine The fair songstress in simply says Iy fashion intelligence the latest is that the rage for short hair is rapidly spreading among the fair sex. John L. Sullivan bas not lived in vain in. Sat. Night. Ir is ally the man who thinks he knows more than all the doctors in the world that you catch putting a mustard plaster on his stomach to cure the toothache,—Phila- delphia Call. Iy Salt Lake City it is all right for amar- ried man to go flirting with young girls; he’s merely skirmishing for another wife. 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